Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 31

Welcome applause.

There hasn’t been a break since the beginning of the news.

Wang Hepeng, Guo Degang, Yu Xian.

Three performances in one performance can be said to be the core of today’s commercial performance.

Everyone sees through.

When the applause stopped, Wang Hepeng was still on stage in a blue coat, but he had an extra black coat than usual, and he walked slowly to the outermost microphone.

Haven’t spoken yet.

Many people shouted their names in the audience.

One piece on top of another.

Wang Hepeng smiled slightly.

“Thank you for showing your love, and you can still remember my name. But I didn’t expect it! I am teasing again!

Just giving Guo Qiling to the previous one, really suffocated me to death, just a few words throughout the whole process.

If it weren’t for him to be Prince Deyun, I would hold it? joke! who am I? Even if my Master comes, I can’t hold it anymore. Who does he think he is? ”

As soon as he started making complaints, Wang Hepeng said the thought he had just praised without missing a word.

The feeling to the audience seems to be true.

There are thousands of viewers below, the black is overwhelming, and the expressions are also different.

All eyes were cast on Wang Hepeng alone.

At this time, Guo Degang and the others hadn’t come up yet, and Wang Hepeng continued, his mouth plausible.

“To be honest, why did I give Guo Qiling to Guo Qiling instead of Guo Degang?

Everyone also understands a truth.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the new generation of the world’s newcomers will be replaced by the old…and it is time to prepare to give way. ”

Tucao two consecutive sentences.

With a wow, the audience suddenly became uproarious.

What is Wang Hepeng going to do, his own attempt to usurp the throne is unsuccessful, and then let Guo Qiling seek to usurp the throne?

Then take the emperor to make the princes.

This courage is really not something ordinary people can have.

This is the next Cao Cao.

You know him, Master is in the background.

The noise is like rain falling on bananas, and the more it hits it, the bigger it is, this is too dare to say.

The place was hot, and at this time Wang Hepeng’s words just fell off.

Everyone’s eyes followed the movement next to it, and the movement became bigger, and many people grew their mouths.

What I saw was a little black Fatty stepping out from behind the curtain.

“Let me see who wants me to give way.”

After a few steps, Guo Degang came to the middle of the microphone in response to the cheers.

Suddenly looked at Wang Hepeng and pointed, “What did you just say? Your kid is getting less and less serious.”

“I didn’t say anything, you are my Master, how dare I? Say myself Master, is that still a human?”

As soon as Guo De arrived and entered behind the table, Wang Hepeng’s whole momentum faded.

Hey~~!

Seeing this, thousands of people screamed together.

This is where they want to see.

The audience just wanted to see that Guo Degang is now digging a hole for Wang Hepeng to bury it. The more lively it is, the more interesting it is.

Not reconciled to this, someone suddenly took a look below.

“Wang Hepeng wants to let Guo Qiling seek to usurp the throne.”

Hearing this sentence, Guo Degang’s face turned green, what else can he do?

Without a word, he bent over, and suddenly copied a small shovel from under the table, making gestures with teeth and claws.

“Just ask you whether you want to live or not.”

As soon as the shovels came out, the audience was shocked, the good guy was really ready.

Hahahahaha~!

With constant laughter, De Yun is too capable of doing things.

One said that a cross talk with a shovel is not excessive.

Seeing this, Wang Hepeng immediately ran two or three meters away with the microphone, and stopped when he saw Guo Degang not chasing it out, “No! Master, what are you doing? Are you still bringing this thing?”

“Boy. I’ve been ready from the day you took the stage. Today, either you die or I live.”

“Co-authored you are alive.”

“Is it possible that you still have to fight with your Master.”

“No! Don’t dare! You bully! You don’t know how many apprentices, I can’t win.”

Wang Hepeng took the microphone and approached the table slowly, tentatively, “Master, let’s do it! Let’s say it by another person. It’s pretty good.”

When it comes to holding up, Guo De just got more happy, and slowly took back the shovel that had been polished to reflect light on the stage.

“That’s fine! Tell me.”

Standing back to his own position, Wang Hepeng was no longer afraid of anything, “I’ll just say that it’s a fan! What is the name of the fan, is it still a human? Don’t buy a ticket and come on stage to listen to the cross talk?

It doesn’t work at all…! ”

“Okay! Keep talking.” Guo Degang listened happily, and applauded first.

Seeing the appearance of two people, the people watching in the audience didn’t know what to say, and the grinning muscles on their faces almost stiffened.

Generally speaking, the cooperation between newcomers and cross talk seniors is very different.

Because the newcomer can’t control things and make no difference, the audience’s eyes are only on the cross talk senior, and the attention can only be attracted to one person, which is extremely visually fatigued and uninteresting for the audience.

But Wang Hepeng and Guo Degang are here.

The audience at the scene was very strange and didn’t have such a feeling.

Both of them are good at making the atmosphere, and they look very comfortable.

Let alone two unscrupulous people staying together.

Especially the two funny stages make them laugh crazy, especially the scene where Guo Decongo cuts out his shovel.

But another crazy scene appeared in the audience.

Just when Wang Hepeng said that it’s not good to be a fan, and that a fan is not a human being, Yu Xian came on the court.

The cheers were louder than ever.

After coming out of the curtain, the atmosphere was higher than each other.

Facing the audience with a smile, Yu Xian made a quiet gesture and ran behind Wang Hepeng all the way.

Taking a few steps away, Yu Xian, dressed in a black lab coat, stood behind Wang Hepeng alive.

This scene lifted the audience’s appetite, and was so excited.

Where did Wang Hepeng know this, and continued to say, “It’s just that I don’t have much ability, ah, hey, that’s it, the last sentence is for you, and it’s gone.

What is this?

Especially Yu Xian, Master, you said, what did he say with your partner for so many years.

I think you can change it.

Any audience can go up there and get so much money every time after the show.

You say this makes sense.

Do you need Deyun’s capital operation? ”

At this point, Yu Xian could find a breath, and suddenly patted Wang Hepeng on the shoulder, “Hey! Who am I?”

The shoulders are struggling.

Wang Hepeng frowned, shaking off the hand on his shoulders, turning his head and speaking unhappily, “Which one wants to die without opening his eyes? I didn’t see me and Master…!”

Turned his head.

The discovery was made by Yu Xian.

Suddenly Wang Hepeng’s face showed a mask in capitals.

There was no words on the stage, nor did Wang Hepeng talk about it.

Thousands of people in the audience were too happy, all holding their stomachs. When they saw Wang Hepeng’s expression, they laughed one after another.

“Haha! I’ll have cramps all over when I laugh again. This is the first time I have seen Wang Hepeng collapse like this.”

“Heavenly Dao has Samsara, who is forgiven by Heaven.”

“Wang Hepeng is really amazing. After finishing talking, the Master said to Yu Xian again, and when he turned around, he even cursed Yu Xian. The feeling of strength is too sensible.

I couldn’t laugh so much, I had to call an ambulance. ”

“This is probably the first and last commercial performance of Wang Hepeng. I must cherish it! It’s all offended.”