Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 352

Sounds flooded below.

The stage was racing against time, and there was no breath left. It only took six minutes to know.

Can’t do anything for six minutes, let alone make a cross talk.

It’s not a short thing like the Yellow Crane Tower.

After the table was lifted to the back, the two people went back to the microphone again. They looked at each other and said nothing. Luan Yunping immediately went down to move the chair by herself.

The pace is not slow.

In this gap, Wang Hepeng looked at Luan Yunping’s direction and knew that it would take a while sooner, and quickly clapped and shouted, “Come on! Applause!”

As soon as the words came out, the laughter had not stopped since the beginning, and the applause followed.

The audience is very cooperative.

I feel that this is much more interesting than serious cross talk. The whole process is high-powered.

In a few seconds, Luan Yunping moved the chair in and placed it in the middle of the stage. Wang Hepeng stepped forward with both feet, uttering anxiously with a pale face.

“Let me tell you, in front of the table is the front desk, and behind the table is the backstage.”

Wang Hepeng pointed left and right again, and looked at the audience with uncontrollable smiling faces.

“Here is the entrance gate, here is the exit gate. You may not have heard clearly, I will introduce it to you. This is the front desk, this is the backstage. Here is the entrance gate, this is the end gate.

After a while, we both learned to point with our mouths, and we had to start singing as soon as the gongs and drums sounded. ”

Almost all of Wang Hepeng’s voices came from the stage, and they were all told. After that, Wang Hepeng quickly picked up his coat and turned to get the fan on the table.

Turning her head, she found that Luan Yunping consciously began to dress herself in the back, that is, wrapped her head in a white handkerchief to distinguish between men and women.

Originally, this was Wang Hepeng’s thing, but there was no alternative, the two changed temporarily.

Luan Yunping glanced at Wang Hepeng helplessly while making her white handkerchief wrap her head. “What kind of words are you?”

Ha ha!

A sentence came out, which fully reflected Luan Yunping’s lack of truth, and he had nothing to say when he came up, and the audience was so happy.

Wang Hepeng smiled himself, holding a fan a little, and urging: “Hurry up, hurry up, don’t delay.”

With such a urge, leaving Luan Yunping time to dress up, Wang Hepeng went to the front again, looked at the audience, and muttered something.

“People don’t look good if they don’t squeeze it. Look at it when you’re done. Why? People rely on clothes, horses and saddles, and dogs run happily with bells.”

As soon as he turned his head, Wang Hepeng held the fan and shook off for a while, stomping his feet slightly, anxiously, “Quick!”

Luan Yunping was also ready at this time, with a white handkerchief on her head and a fan in her hand.

As soon as the two people approached a staggered position, they casually said something in the cross talk, and then stood by the table together, which is the so-called backstage.

Suddenly, Wang Hepeng was holding a fan and squeezing the show, while Luan Yunping was beating the gongs and drums behind.

“Qianglie~Qianglie~Qianglie~!”

Accompanied by the voice, Wang Hepeng led Fan from the backstage to the front desk.

But there was something wrong with it. The gongs and drums were too slow, and he didn’t stop thinking. Wang Hepeng walked back decisively a few steps, “I can walk to the sky at this gong and drum point. Don’t worry, we can do it together.”

At this time, I didn’t say anything about it, and I remembered what lines were said.

“One piece?” Luan Yunping was puzzled while standing in the background.

“Yes, one piece.”

Nodded, the two of them couldn’t manage that much anymore. They returned to the table and walked up slowly, after the microphone.

Wang Hepeng: “Ah, sir!”

Luan Yunping: “Ah, girl!”

“Are you fair lady? You have to call me the lord!” Wang Hepeng spit out, but the words were endless, and he didn’t wait for him to ask, so he snatched his words first, “Don’t ask, the lord means the emperor, I will be the lord , It’s your turn. It’s your turn.”

After talking anxiously, the two of them started again.

Wang Hepeng: “Ah, sir!”

Luan Yunping: “Ah, lord!”

Wang Hepeng: “This time the Dongwu banquet, you have hurt the lonely king~”

Luan Yunping: “How do I harm…”

Luan Yunping also knows the words, don’t look at what she said less, but she should be more clear about cross talk than funny, but she was about to take Wang Hepeng’s words.

Wang Hepeng directly stopped with another fan, rushed to live, and slapped Luan Yunping eagerly, “It was not you who harmed me, it was Zhuge Liang who harmed me.

“Liu Bei’s Crossing the River”, you have to sing Zhuge Liang’s words.

It means you come to see me off. ”

In an instant, Wang Hepeng threw the things below directly, and the sound below rose again, and applause continued.

No one knows whether this delay is a good thing or a bad thing.

In the case of bad things, they couldn’t have laughed for so long.

After talking about this, Wang Hepeng continued to sing, “This time you crossed the river, you have hurt the lonely king~”

“What about this?”

“Hit guys hit guys.”

With such a urge, Luan Yunping immediately learned to play the gongs and drums with her mouth.

Wang Hepeng followed and sang: “¨”He hated Zhuge Liang in his heart, and forced the lonely king to cross the Yangtze River. Longtan and Tiger Cave to go alone~”

Luan Yunping: “Resistance to Relief~Resistance to Relief”

After hitting a gong and drum, Wang Hepeng immediately pointed his fan and explained to Luan Yunping, “Here is your sentence, Shanren will send the lord away.”

Luan Yunping: “Shanren gave the lord a gift.”

“Oh. It’s clear to send the lonely king’s life to impermanence.”

“Send Master.”

“waived.”

“Send Master.”

“waived.”

“Send Master.”

“Where are you sending me?” Wang Hepeng broke a little while holding it up, but soon continued to look at him and talk, “It’s over here, you listen to me, just one sentence, one sentence.”

Wang Hepeng: “It is clearly to send the lonely king to see King Yama~”

Luan Yunping was taken aback here, and Wang Hepeng immediately acted anxiously, “You can’t, you can continue to sing.”

Luan Yunping: “Me, what do I sing?”

Wang Hepeng: “Sing Zhuge Liang’s words. The lord is upset when he launches.”

Luan Yunping: “You have to say it.”

Wang Hepeng: “Then I hit the guy.”

It’s not that Luan Yunping can’t do it here, it’s just a show of teasing in the cross talk, Wang Hepeng raised his fan and hit the palm of his hand, hit the guy again and again.

“The lord is unhappy when he mounts his horse. The mountain man’s Eight Trigrams is hidden in his sleeves, he sits in the middle of the military tent, and waits for Zhuzhou Yide Zhang~”

Just throw out four sentences and put them here for a long time to tease and praise. After all, teasing is not very good at words, and there is really no way to do it today.

When Luan Yunping finished singing, she stepped forward and sat on the chair without moving.

Wang Hepeng is now admiring him, looking down at him again, “Well, now you put me here, you have to talk.”

Luan Yunping: “What are you talking about?”

Wang Hepeng: “Sign up!”

Suddenly, Luan Yunping got up from the chair and slowly bowed to the audience, “My name is Wang Hepeng!”.