Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 92

A loud noise!

The whole venue was heated up, and the emotions of ordinary audiences and celebrities were instantly grasped by Wang Hepeng.

No matter what else.

At least the twenty minutes or so of this Spring Festival Gala performance was his Wang Hepeng’s venue.

“After that, my Master just won’t do it for me anyway. By the way, Brother Luan, you know I still have a second uncle, I have to ask him to get a big coat.”

“What second uncle, why don’t I know.”

“Big back, wearing glasses, that’s great in the unit, very rich. Chairman, general manager, director of finance and accounting, and captain of security.”

“Why are you also the security captain?”

“That is, whoever makes a comment will be beaten.”

“It’s amazing!” Luan Yunping sincerely admired, pinching the cuff with one hand and sticking out her thumb. “What a big deal is this?”

Wang Hepeng waved his hand, “Not very old, he is a small cadre, but he just likes to blow, don’t look down on it, he always takes his unit to study abroad when he is okay.”

“Oh, transnational business.”

“He has a name, Beier is nice. I learnt from a foreigner, but I don’t know what to do. It’s called Voss at 29 liters.”

“Drink! There is still such a name.”

“I don’t know what it means, anyway, everyone was taken abroad by him with a big yacht.”

“Oh! Yacht! Let’s swing the sculls~ (sing)”

“Hi! Is this a yacht?”

A tease and a handful.

On the Spring Festival Gala stage, not only the audience under the studio, but also the audience in front of the TV set laughed and watched the cross talk for a reunion dinner in comfort.

So happy.

On the stage, Wang Hepeng shook his head.

“All of my coats are all curtains changed. Did you say I’ve been on it? I don’t understand, anyway, the big yacht is quite big. But it’s horrible. I encountered pirates when I went abroad.”

“That’s dangerous.” Luan Yunping’s expression instantly became serious.

“Pirates of the Caribbean. Take the gun and point at my second uncle group! Stop, and the yacht will stop.

“The second uncle has to ask, why are you doing it?”

“Ask for money!”

“Oh?”

“I’m all scared.” Wang Hepeng kept changing roles on stage, staring at the audience, and continued, “As long as my second uncle is fine, I asked.

How much does it cost? ”

“The pirate stretched out five fingers. I want half a million.”

“Give you 1 million, give me an invoice of 2 million, and I’ll go to the company for reimbursement later!”

“Oh, good fellow! What kind of idea is this!”

Hahahahahaha!

Hey~~!

There was applause and laughter from the audience. This is too dare to say, it is a complete satire of some people in the current unit.

They also knew that Wang Hepeng was not afraid of satire.

At the cross talk contest, but standing on the tip of a knife against the three vulgarities, would you care?

“The pirates are crying.” Wang Hepeng continued.

“Yes?”

“You still make money hard.

In the end, he was gone. When he left my second uncle, he abruptly worshipped the target and recognized my second uncle as his brother. ”

“Worship a pirate? Isn’t this looking for death?”

“What’s the matter, are all brothers in the world?”

“Really talkative.”

“Hey!” Wang Hepeng sighed, “Anyway, I am really incomparable with my second uncle, but I also hope that I will succeed, earn a lot of money, and spend my life.”

“How can I spend money?” Luan Yunping asked.

Wang Hepeng was good at clicking on him, “Don’t you understand it! Isn’t it okay to spend money? I’m buying cross talk actors.”

“Crosstalk actors can still be bought?”

“Otherwise? Get to the apprentice.”

“But how does this cost money.”

“You have to spend money to raise him, you have to spend money to write jokes, and then to build them, you have to spend money, in short, you spend money desperately.

Millions, tens of millions of smashed.

But suddenly one day, the crosstalk actor suddenly ran away.

Wouldn’t it just be ridiculous?

So, this is the fastest! I don’t know, I thought it was money laundering. ”

“Aren’t you a big idiot? If you want to run, why are you raising him?”

Luan Yunping uttered a word very quickly, but at this point, she also looked thoughtfully at Wang Hepeng.

“So… are you ready to pave the way for yourself with this sentence? Isn’t it Wang Peng? Who doesn’t know that you scold the Master, but others always scold you for deceiving your master and destroying your ancestor, and you have to accept the word.”

“Wang Peng?” Wang Hepeng muttered two words, and patted Luan Yunping, “Don’t say it, these two words are also good, you don’t want to cloud words in the future.

Just call it thermos (Luan Ping). ”

“Fuck you.”

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

After smashing it, the reaction of the audience was good, and there was a lot of laughter, wandering in this place.

This homophonic stalk made it really cold, and stepped on the point of laughter.

In fact, this short paragraph is exactly what Wang Hepeng himself wanted to add, especially when the cross talk actor ran away. He wanted to see if it could become a prophecy in the future, and deliberately played it.

In the future, Cao Yun was shocked, and at the speed of netizens, this section of him may still be turned out.

Back to the topic soon.

“Anyway, I want to spend money, I don’t have to say what I eat, there is no shortage of delicacies and delicacies.”

Luan Yunping continued to ask, “What if you can’t find it.”

“If you can’t find it, you have to find me. I’m a rich man, can they not listen to me? The rich is the uncle, even if I want stars, he will pick them for me.

Whatever dishes the emperor serves, I will do whatever dishes.

Only a lot more, dishes, full banquet for Manchu and Han. ”

“Can you finish it?”

“I can’t finish feeding the dog!”

Luan Yunping’s eyes widened, and she pulled Wang Hepeng, “Is this feeding the dog?”

“You care about me, I have money!”

“Of course, you can eat, and you can’t wear less.”

Wang Hepeng, gesturing from head to toe, “Hailong hat, otter coat, wolf skin pants, dog skin vest, rex rabbit mask, and another big mink scarf.”

“What month is this?”

“June Sanfu!!”

“Huh? Isn’t it hot to wear this way?”

“What are you afraid of, rich.”

043　Wang Hepeng looked indifferent, “Eight people followed me with electric fans, and several cars followed. Two doctors supported me, followed by a stretcher, and a group of nurses were waiting for me holding a heart-strength needle.”

“Isn’t this strong enough?”

“rich!”

“do not talk.”

Luan Yunping listened to such a lot, and completely dragged Wang Hepeng, not letting him go on, “Just what you said, you are typically a prodigal! Is it like a human being to waste money?

The dishes are all hard-worked by the people. If you say you feed the dog, you can feed the dog.

What is your peace!

Saving is a traditional virtue, don’t you know?

And follow a group of people to give you a booster, and you will die when you are full?

Do you know that these things you squandered are not in vain.

While you are happy, you have to have tens of millions of people carrying your weight forward, do you know?

If you have money, don’t jump, someone will come to pick you up sooner or later, Heavenly Dao has Samsara, and you will not be let go by God. ”

“good!”

“good!!”

This line is Luan Yunping’s most frequent line in this session. She said it beautifully, her breath broke for the last time, and countless people cheered and applauded.

It is exactly those bad phenomena in society.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian laughed at such a design.

A proper TV comic dialogue.

But Guo Degang thinks that there is still something in it, and it is impossible for Wang Hepeng’s temperament to calmly say this TV comic.

If you really want to say it, it’s not him. .