Cthulhu Corrosion: Another World Rescue Plan

"Then what? Then what?" Chouqiuqiu asked excitedly.

"Please tell me that you scolded him and then blocked him." Today Youyu said with a serious face, "The breasts of netizens are also breasts."

"That's a must," the salty fish boss smiled scornfully, "I saw that he was so knowledgeable, so I chatted with him about the journal papers I was reading recently. After three sentences, he couldn't make it up anymore, and he only dared to "Ha, ha," he smiled awkwardly and said, "You know quite a lot, ha."

I said: 'No, it's much better than you failing Chinese in elementary school. ’

Then I picked up my bag and left. When I left the store, I blocked him and called my relative to scold him. "

Today, Youyu exhaled a long breath: "I feel good." She bowed to the salted fish: "Thank you, Breast Man."

"To be fair, there is a reason why people like this are living in the blind date market. Which girl nowadays would like a guy who says, 'I'll test you' and 'You're doing this wrong' all day long."

Such people will lose their right to choose a spouse!

And the key point is that it doesn’t matter if he really understands. He just pretends to understand by carrying the answers. I can smell the hypocrisy and showoff from three kilometers away. "

Salted Fish took the hot glutinous rice balls brought out from the Tangmen pot, blew on it and stuffed it into his mouth: "The second dimension is better, or Wendell is better. Ah, why is there no such man in reality."

"Hey, it's true. It seems that the Chinese New Year is almost here again, and it's the peak period of marriage rush." ​​Zhuo Qiuqiu said, "Then what do your family members say?"

"I directly posted Wendell's solo screenshot to the family group, saying that I had a boyfriend from a foreign country." Salted Fish said goodbye to the void: "Thank you to the production team for making this game so real. Please change the screenshot. The color tone can be used as a photo, and no one feels that it is wrong. ”

"Fuck, a god-level boss is doing it!" Everyone was shocked.

"You can even shoot a New Year greeting video during the Chinese New Year." Youyu suggested today, "Just say that people can't come back from abroad, so we can send New Year greetings via remote video."

"Damn, that's awesome!" Yuhua Dengxian said in admiration.

"To be honest, I'm not interested in having children. I have money and a house. Isn't it just for the emotional value of finding a boyfriend?

If we are all greasy uncles like this, I might as well just live with Wendell. After all, don’t normal couples only stay together when they get home from get off work at night?

I just have one more step to go online.

Gee, it directly implements the function of sleeping with my boyfriend. I am responsible for playing games online while I sleep, and he is responsible for accompanying me. "

"Hahahahahahaha, God, I'm sleeping with you. It's the first time I heard that you can explain it like this."

"Men are really better in the second dimension!"

"Hey, hey, the map is broken, I'm a man too." Yuhua Dengxian protested.

The boss of Xianyu packed up two more glutinous rice balls: "I feel better after complaining. I have to go to Wendell and take a few sips to calm my injured little heart."

"Hey, Mr. Xianyu, are you planning to take over the Nanzhou mission?"

"Well, I'll wait until the second wave of full reopening to take a look. Land reclamation is too tiring for me. I'm already a salty fish."