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“…”

It’s so comfortable.

Since he started cultivating immortals, this was the first time that Ye Xuan felt the happiness that belonged to mortals.

Really, he hadn’t felt this kind of happiness for a long time.

Although he didn’t like drinking, and he didn’t like being fooled by some boring little tricks.

But this didn’t mean that he didn’t like the feeling of happiness after being fooled by little tricks.

It is said that immortal cultivators are emotionally indifferent, and they won’t have any emotional fluctuations even if they sit still for thousands of years.

This is because immortal cultivators are too omnipotent and have lost the pleasure of exploring the unknown step by step.

This is a good thing, but it’s not necessarily all good.

At least, Ye Xuan likes this kind of happiness that belongs to mortals.

So, he, Tobiichi Origami, and Tokisaki Kurumi drank a lot in the bar.

Fortunately, Robin’s wallet is still very full.

Let alone treating three people to drinks, even if she treated them every day, she would not feel a bit sorry.

“…”

When Ye Xuan recovered from the happiness brought by the dream alcohol of Pinocchio, a long time had passed.

After all, the happiness in the dream world is different from the real happiness in reality.

So Ye Xuan took the initiative to get rid of that feeling after enjoying it enough.

This is Pinocchio. You can be sober if you want to be sober, and you can be intoxicated if you want to be intoxicated.

At this time, he had brought Tobiichi Origami and Tokisaki Kurumi to Robin's residence.

What a surprise. Ye Xuan originally thought that Robin would take into account her reputation as a public figure and lead them to the hotel to rest.

Bringing guests to her home, this is probably the first time for Robin.

"Ah, you're awake."

The robin looked at Ye Xuan and said to him, "Drink this bowl of hangover soup quickly. Although it's just a dream world, the dreams here also reflect the real world. If you get drunk here, you will also feel uncomfortable after waking up."

"I haven't felt this feeling for a long time. Thank you."

Taking the hangover soup brought by the robin, Ye Xuan smiled and said:

"By the way, you brought us here, aren't you afraid of some weird slander? Are you afraid of the rumors?"

"No."

Robin laughed and said, "Anyway, the things in the future have already happened, so I don't need to be so vigilant here, right? Will my future self already be surrounded by rumors?"

"Not a few."

Ye Xuan said, "For example, because you often dress up as a man and go out, many of your fans think you are already in love with someone."

"Puchi, isn't this what has happened to me now?"

Robin laughed.

Although she is a big star, she also likes to go out shopping. She is a little girl, so for convenience, she often dresses up as a man and goes out.So much so that the news that she already had a boyfriend spread throughout all circles.

But she couldn't explain it, after all, she wanted to go out in the future.

So she simply didn't explain it, and let the news and fans guess.

"March Seven: Ye Xuan, where are you? We have a big problem here--!"

Just then, in the chat group, March Seven suddenly sent a message to Ye Xuan.

"Ye Xuan: What's the big problem?!"

"March Seven: You won't believe it even if I tell you... I was assigned to the Dream Building Academy... I always thought I had a strong acting talent, but the academy actually assigned me to the border of the dream to fight!"

"Tokisaki Kurumi: It sounds like you are very happy in school."

"March Seven: Of course, I have never been to school before, and I really like the atmosphere in the school. Everyone here is talented and speaks well."

"Ye Xuan: So... what is your big deal? Are you assigned to fight the dust?"

"March Seven: Oh no, it's the people here who have all turned into monkeys. Everyone has turned into monkeys."

"Ye Xuan: Just change. After the mission is over, everything will return to normal. I will play for a while longer."

"March Seven: But the problem is that everyone outside has turned into monkeys. Pinocchio is completely finished. Even if you want to play, there is nothing to play."

"Ye Xuan: Uh..."

"What's wrong?"

The robin looked at Ye Xuan curiously. From just now, Ye Xuan seemed to be thinking about something.

"Nothing."

Ye Xuan said: "I just didn't pay attention. I didn't expect that the whole Pinocchio has turned into monkeys."

"Ah?!"

Hearing Ye Xuan's words, the robin was dumbfounded:

"So fast?!!"

"After all, this is a dream. The meme virus may spread slowly at the beginning. Once it breaks out, it will increase exponentially. Soon, it is normal for the whole Pinocchio to turn into monkeys."

Ye Xuan said casually:

"I wanted to enjoy that stinky monkey a little longer."

As he said, Ye Xuan stood up and walked outside the robin's house.

"What are you going to do?!"

The robin quickly followed.

"Of course, we are going to solve this crisis."

Ye Xuan said: "Now everyone has turned into monkeys, and there is nothing to play with."

"Wait."

When Tobiichi Origami and Tokisaki Kurumi saw Ye Xuan start to act, they immediately sobered up from their drunken state and hurried to Ye Xuan's side.

"Let's go together."

"Ye Xuan——!"

In the sky, a figure fell from the sky and landed in front of Ye Xuan and others.

If it's not Fei Xiao, who else could it be? !

Unlike ordinary people, the people in the chat group have chatThe existence of the group can keep the will always clear.

Therefore, the meme that can turn people into monkeys cannot infect everyone.

No one in the chat group can be affected in any way.

Of course, some of the original people of Pinoconi will not be affected.

"This world is just left alone. I didn't expect it to end so soon. Everyone has turned into monkeys."

Fei Xiao also said to Ye Xuan:

"I said you have had enough fun, so hurry up and solve the problems here."

Unlike Ye Xuan, although Fei Xiao was playing, she always wanted to find out the truth behind this matter and solve the crisis here.

However, Fei Xiao did not enter the school, nor did she go to Liumeng Reef. She was a general of Xianzhou, but she did not find any information.

There is no way. If you are not the protagonist and do not have the protagonist's halo, how can it be so easy to encounter the key to the matter in one thing?

It is naturally easy for Ye Xuan to solve the problem here.

It's just meme pollution.

The key to meme pollution here is sound.

As long as you use more attractive voices to cover up those strange sounds, the meme pollution will disappear.

The people who turned into monkeys also quickly returned to normal.

"Who is this?!"

The robin looked curiously at Feixiao who fell from the sky.

After all, even in Pinocchio, it is rare to find a strong man who can ignore the terrain like Feixiao and fly around.

"Hello, I am General Yaoqing of Xianzhou, Feixiao——!"

Feixiao introduced himself to the robin.

"Ah——!!"

Hearing Feixiao's words, the robin couldn't help but look surprised.

After all, she didn't expect that this was the General Feixiao that Sanyueqi had just mentioned.

Even the general of Xianzhou Yaoqing relies on Ye Xuan so much?

I don’t know what Ye Xuan is capable of.

“Ye Xuan, what do you want to do?”

Fei Xiao asked Ye Xuan: “If you don’t do it, then I have to start my plan.”

“Oh? You have a plan too?!”

Hearing Fei Xiao’s words, Ye Xuan smiled at her:

“Tell me about it.”

“I have roughly figured out the situation.”

Fei Xiao said:

“Although I don’t know where the source is, this kind of meme pollution is the same as the sound The sound that is transmitted is the occasional banana sound. As long as we can create a sound more attractive than this sound, we can resolve this meme crisis. "

"You are worthy of being General Xianzhou--! !"

Hearing this, the robin looked at Feixiao in amazement:

"You have already thought of a solution."

"Not bad."

Hearing Feixiao's words, Ye Xuan smiled and said:

"Then, otherwise, the reward for this missionI'll give it to you?" (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"I can't do it."

Fei Xiao shook his head and said, "Although I have a solution, I can't do it. I can't think of any sound that can be more attractive than this sound. Otherwise, Miss Robin, why don't you try to sing on stage?"

"That's a good idea."

Robin said, "But, although my singing is attractive enough, I'm afraid it can't cover this sound."

"Just change the style."

Ye Xuan said:

"Let's play some rock music. You must know how to play DJ."

"Ah, let me play DJ? ! ”

The robin was a little surprised when he heard this.

After all, she had always been gentle and hopeful, and she had never tried such a wild way.

Although she knew how to do it.

“…”

Without waiting for the robin to answer, Fei Xiao looked at Ye Xuan and asked:

“Then, Ye Xuan, if it were you, what would you do?”

“If it were me, it would be easy.”[]

Ye Xuan said casually.

“In that case, you should do it.”

Fei Xiao smiled and said:

“The reward for this mission is not specified, but if you complete the mission, the probability of getting a good reward will definitely be higher.”

“Well, although… I also want to see what the robin looks like when playing DJ.”

Ye Xuan said casually:

“Let’s save this moment for later.” ”

The robin looked at Ye Xuan in surprise. Seeing that Ye Xuan was about to leave, she quickly asked:

"I heard that you control the power to go back to the past, right?"

"Yes."

Ye Xuan asked: "What's the matter?"

"It's like this..."

The robin said: "I don't know if this is difficult for you, but if possible, I hope that one day when you go back to the past, you can save a little bird that I released when I was a child. Because of my self-righteousness, I didn't do any training for it to be released, and I let it fly away. As a result..."

"There is such an opportunity, you don't let me save people, but let me save a bird? ”

Ye Xuan laughed.

“…”

0Please give me flowers

Hearing this, Robin smiled and sighed: “Yes, it’s really strange… Maybe it’s because I know that there are endless people to save, so I can only make this request.”

At this time, in another space of Pinoconi.

A monkey-like man was standing under a monkey-like moonlight, looking at all the Pinoconi people who had been monkeyized, and raised the corners of his lips proudly.

“It seems that Pinoconi is not a big deal. I thought there would be some powerful sea patrol rangers here. My banana learning this time is perfect. All the disputes of mankind are derived from the emergence of civilization, because there isCivilization exists, so everyone will compete constantly. "

He talked to himself and continued:

"And I, implemented the great doctor's belief, let this civilization degenerate into a primitive state. As long as everyone is a monkey without IQ, there will be no disputes. This banana study is very successful--!"

"Then, how about you also become a monkey without IQ?"

As the voice sounded, a figure slowly appeared in front of the monkey.

"Huh? !"

Seeing the sudden appearance in front of him, the monkey banana professor frowned and said:

"Why do people like you exist? Did you miss the previous banana study? What a headache for poor students--! ”

Who else could the person who appeared in front of the monkey be if not Ye Xuan?

Although Ye Xuan sometimes made a big scene when he attacked, he did not make such a big scene every time he met an enemy.

If so, the intention of pretending to be powerful would be too obvious, which was not in line with his style of doing things.

For example, now, although this monkey has caused a big incident, it is actually just a poisoning disaster. As long as the person who poisoned and the source of the poison are solved, the problem will be solved.

He can't open another Dharma image for this matter, right?

So, he looked at the monkey in front of him and did not rush to take action, but continued:

"I say, if I turn you into a monkey without intelligence, would you be willing?"

"What are you talking about? I am a monkey."

The Jiao Master said to Ye Xuan.

"No, listen carefully to my point, it is a monkey without intelligence. ”

Ye Xuan raised his lips:

“After all, according to what you said, civilization is the cause of all competition. So, in this case, let’s start with you to withdraw civilization and make you lose intelligence. What do you think?”

“I… How can I lose intelligence, you poor student?”

The professor glared at Ye Xuan:

“I am your professor.”

“Oh?”

Ye Xuan said: “Others can lose intelligence, but you can’t. Do you want to say that you are superior to others, or do you think that intelligence is better than no intelligence?”

“Uh…”

Hearing Ye Xuan’s question, the monkey professor was dumbfounded.

Because he couldn’t refute Ye Xuan’s words at all…

“Dare to contradict the professor and disrupt the class. Students like you, I, I don’t need them. Come on, beat him out——! ”

In a rage, the professor waved his hand and summoned several robot TV monkeys, trying to beat Ye Xuan away.

Obviously, he panicked.

Because he suspected that deep in his heart, he had never taken the original theory seriously, but just used this theory to give himself an excuse to control the fate of others.

"Monkeys are monkeys--!"

Seeing that the other party had started to fight, Ye Xuan said no more.

Originally, he wanted toNoconi played for a while longer. This stupid monkey was too efficient. He had to end this pleasant world ahead of time.

The next moment, Ye Xuan raised his hand and shot a beam of light forward.

The monkey thought he was about to see his subordinates drive this disobedient guy away.

But he found that his body was beginning to lose control.

"You...what did you do..."

He looked at Ye Xuan in shock and couldn't help but want to speak.

But the sound he made was: "Banana, banana, banana..."

He even felt that his body could not make a shocked expression.

"Don't you like to turn people into monkeys without intelligence and who only know how to play badly?"

Ye Xuan said:

"I just turned you into that kind of monkey, but I know that you value your intelligence very much, so I kept your intelligence and only made your body stupid. I am still very kind, right?"

"No, don't... banana... banana..."

The monkey wanted to express his fear, but he could only see his body, which kept yelling.

When he felt that he had really become a monkey without intelligence, his wisdom cried anxiously.

But his body just scratched his head calmly.

"If you like to be a monkey, then be one yourself."

Ye Xuan said casually.

Then, facing the entire Pinocchio, Ye Xuan continued to speak:

"Wake up, can you sleep at your age?!"

This sentence, like a wake-up spell, instantly poured into the ears of those Pinocchio people who had been turned into monkeys because of their bad performance.

The entire Pinocchio people felt as if they had suddenly developed a fear of being called out by the teacher for sleeping in class. .