Daily American Drama

Caltech.

Office of the Dean of Physics.

At the reminder of Dr. Gablehouse, my mother stared.

Sheldon walked out of the office in a daze, and closed the door politely.

How about it?

Leonard has been waiting outside.

I'm going to get my job back.

Sheldon quickly told the good news.

Really? What happened?

Leonard was surprised: You really apologized?

As Lai's father, he knows too well the temper of Sheldon the Stubborn Donkey.

Make Sheldon apologize to the 'idiot'?

Unless it is physically persuaded by the other party.

Although Dr. Gablehouse is the head of the physics department, no matter what physics he is in, he is not convincing.

So even if Sheldon's mother forced Sheldon to apologize.

But Papa had expected from the beginning that Sheldon's apology would probably have no effect.

Otherwise, this series of things would not have happened.

You know, before the welcome party when he first met Dr. Gablehouse, he told Sheldon to be polite.

But it turned out that Sheldon's politeness was all about the phrase 'no disrespect meant'.

Everything else except this one is extremely disrespectful and humiliating.

Therefore, Papa Lai believes that Xie's apology must be the same style.

I'm not so sure either.

As Sheldon walked, he hesitated in confusion: I have never experienced the human experience included in it.

That really narrows down my guess.

Leonard groaned.

However, with his only knowledge of getting along with the opposite sex, it really didn't trigger more imagination.

In the evening, everyone gathered for dinner to celebrate Sheldon's return to the right track.

Emmm.

Ok.

It is more about celebrating the return of everyone's life to normal.

Sheldon's weird behavior during this time, everyone was happy to watch the joke at first.

But looking at it, my eyelids twitched.

Especially Leonard and Penny.

One is tortured by the noise of the loom.

Sheldon asked her intimate questions at every turn.

And she was asked to hoard 30-year-old tampons at once to save money and was so angry that she wanted to hit someone.

Howard and Rajesh also had a hunch that if the situation was left alone, Sheldon would fall ill again.

And this time it wasn't a minor ailment like a cold.

It's a fatal problem of neuropathy!

Sheldon, who has a small cold, can force them to flee in a hurry, and dare not answer the phone all day and dare not go home.

Crazy Sheldon, they are afraid that they can only follow Rajesh back to the country of peace.

Because there is a magical land that Sheldon in any state dare not approach.

In short, everyone is sincerely celebrating getting back on track.

Then when Howard heard the ins and outs of the matter, he yelled in disbelief: Are you kidding? You don't know what's going on?

you know?

Sheldon didn't believe it.

Leonard also showed a curious look.

You haven't seen...

Howard immediately reported a series of numbers, seeing that Leonard seemed to have realized something, while Shelton still had a look of disgust and disbelief towards him in a daze.

Immediately, he jumped out of a series of niche independent movies, and with a half-smile, he said a popular movie with a similar plot: Haven't you watched Forrest Gump?

Seen……

Shelton nodded, and then compared it with high-definition image memory, and immediately found the 'lower limit' and upper limit of A-Gump and his IQ as a human being.

The two people who were supposed to have no communication encountered a very similar scene.

It is the series of events that happened in the department chair's office today.

It was also the mother who took them to find the principal or director.

The same is asking for something.

It was also the director or the principal who asked them to leave, and the mother agreed...

No~!

Sheldon didn't understand these human experiences that he had never experienced before, and he also knew what Howard was alluding to, so his expression changed drastically and he cried out, unwilling to accept such speculation.

Because in the Forrest Gump movie, there was a voice coming from the house.

And even though he hasn't been trained and educated by Penny countless times, Sheldon still has a vague idea of ​​whether the prayer is serious or not.

I think it should be, oh, yes~

Howard smiled wretchedly.

Shut up!

Leonard also reacted and yelled at Howard.

Don't forget that Mrs. Cooper is an authentic Texan. Even if she doesn't have a gun, you definitely don't want to provoke her.

What are you talking about?

Adam came over with a smile after get off work.

I didn't say anything...

Howard immediately laughed along with him.

That's our elder!

After Adam knew what he was talking about, he glanced at Howard: The respect you deserve must be there!

Yes Yes.

Howard nodded again and again: I'm all talking nonsense...

I'll just say it!

Sheldon immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

What? Can't you see your mother looking for love again?

Adam looked at Sheldon.

of course not.

Sheldon said bluntly: I just can't see her looking for an idiot.

And I also believe that after my father, she, who is not a girl, will not be abducted by a motorcycle again.

Not to mention a few popular science books.

hehe.

Adam couldn't help laughing: Sheldon, it's hard to say.

What do you want to say?

Sheldon stared at Adam with puffy eyes.

Leave aside the fact that Dr. Gablehouse is not what you call an idiot.

Adam said: If you keep saying that, you'll annoy him and lose your job.

When Mrs. Cooper needs to come over to coax you, next time it will be the cranky Mrs. Cooper.

I don't think you would want to see that, do you?

When Sheldon heard this, his eyes panicked, and he immediately faltered.

He really didn't dare to face such a mother.

Secondly, unless Mr. Cooper comes here in a soul chariot.

Otherwise, Mrs. Cooper would not have been cheated away by a locomotive again.

Adam joked: But you think it's not as good as a popular science book on motorcycles, but it's just the opposite.

Have you forgotten Dr. Sturgis?

Of course I remember...

Shelton nodded first, then understood what Adam was talking about, shook his head and sneered.

How can Dr. Gablehouse be compared to Dr. Sturgis!

And my mother is not my grandmother!

Are you sure?

Adam smiled and said, As far as I can see, your mother is very much like your grandmother.

In terms of appearance, you have also seen photos of your grandmother when she was young, she is exactly the same as your mother...

They only look alike.

Sheldon interrupted: My mom is a devout believer and she really believes that God exists.

My grandma is much smarter than her!

That's because your grandmother drank a lot when she was pregnant with your mother.

Adam quipped: And when your grandma's mother was pregnant with your grandma, it was going to be a ban on alcohol.

Otherwise, your grandma will most likely be like your mother.

If it were someone else, they would probably be angry when they heard this kind of joke.

But Shelton was startled, nodded and pursed his lips, with a very reasonable expression.

right?

Seeing Sheldon nodding, Adam smiled and said, Your grandma is such a smart and unrestrained person, she also fell in love with Dr. Sturgis in her later years.

And I like it very much!

In the past, your grandma would have scoffed at it!

Do you know why?

Of course it's because of the wisdom of Dr. Sturgis!

Sheldon said of course.

Do not!

Adam joked: I think it's more likely because of you!

Ever since there was a weird you in the family, whether it's your mother or your grandma, the person who loves you the most has become you.

And because of your weirdness, their aesthetics has also been affected during the years of getting along.

This is the reason why Dr. Sturgis has been single all his life, and finally at such an old age, he can still experience a very wonderful relationship.

You know, your grandma's charm is undeniable, many old men chase after her.

His ability to stand out is definitely the result of a distorted reality.

Love, gambling, bowling... Your smart grandma who lives so freely is still like this.

Do you think your mother will be immune?

Emmm.

Of course, there are also old people who are not able to use their muscles and bones, a little green among thousands of flowers, early adopters, geniuses and sexy, etc. A series of reasons contributed to Sheldon's grandmother falling in love with Dr. Sturgess, the ultimate version of Sheldon.

Oh no!

Sheldon called out immediately.

He may not believe in the influence of others, but he cannot doubt his own ability to influence and transform others!

Come again, oh, yes~

Howard had a cheap mouth, and couldn't help but add another sentence.

Even if everything Adam said is true.

Sheldon stared at Howard: My grandmother and Dr. Sturgis.

My mom lowered the line of appreciation to someone like Dr. Gablehouse because of her belief in God.

But my mother will definitely not have those indescribable things happening at home with Dr. Gablehouse and the principal at home!

Only when he becomes my new father will he have a chance...

Cough cough.

Seeing Shelton uttering words that were so blunt that even outsiders could hear them, Adam hurriedly interrupted.

Sheldon, Mrs. Cooper really won't...

Speaking of this, he was quite guilty.

Because although Mrs. Cooper is a devout believer, her heart is extremely restless.

I used to just smoke and drink secretly.

The future is to shame God and make Sheldon have no place to stand...

So it's hard for Adam to describe Mrs. Cooper's current state.

...Don't listen to Howard's nonsense!

Adam concealed his guilt, and continued: He is guilty, projecting the guilt for his mother onto your mother.

what?!

Howard was dumbfounded.

I remember you said more than once that your father left you very early.

Adam looked at him: You were young at that time, and your mother was also young, what caused her to become what she is now?

Guarding his son who is already in his twenties for more than ten years?

That's because she's too fat to walk!

Howard habitually mocked his own mother.

That's because she doesn't exercise~

Adam laughed, Howard, why doesn't she exercise?

Is she not liking it? no chance? Or are some people strongly discouraged?

...

Howard was speechless.

night.

before bed.

Sheldon was lying on the bed like a giant baby. Mrs. Cooper had already returned from a date. She stood by the bed and pressed the quilt for Sheldon: Good night, baby.

Mom, will Dr. Gablehouse be my new dad?

Sheldon asked calmly.

Let's see.

Mrs. Cooper smiled, and then looked at her baby in surprise: Don't you object?

it's OK.

Sheldon smiled and said, Your current state is just like your grandma back then.

Of course Dr. Gablehouse is no match for Dr. Sturgess.

But you're not as smart as grandma...

Watch your words!

Mrs. Cooper darkened.

What's wrong?

Sheldon is straightforward: It's not your fault, it's actually grandma and alcohol.

Grandma drank too much while she was pregnant with you, and Grandma's mother didn't because of Prohibition when she was pregnant.

So it's normal for grandma to be smarter than you.

You see, although she also goes to church, she is not as superstitious about God as you are...

enough!

Mrs. Cooper couldn't listen anymore, and said with a straight face: Shut up and go to sleep!

Yes, madam.

Sheldon immediately shut up, not daring to speak again.

Seeing this, Mrs. Cooper's expression softened a little. She glared at her 27-year-old brat, helped turn off the lights, closed the door and walked out.

Shelton turned sideways after his mother left, and suddenly there was a light in the dark bedroom.

It was a fish tank with a small golden fish swimming in it.

That's right!

After Sheldon's luminous tampon business was rejected by Adam and the others, he still missed the original luminous fish project.

It's not complicated technology.

And it's not the first of its kind in the world.

Related technical achievements have already been made both at home and abroad.

After researching, Sheldon gave up this unoriginal plan and chose to buy directly.

the next day.

Caltech.

The office building of the Department of Physics.

in the hallway.

Sheldon and his party meet Dr. Gablehouse.

Dr. Gablehouse.

Leonard was the first to say hello.

Dr. Hofstadter.

Dr. Gablehouse.

Dr. Kusapari.

Dr. Gablehouse.

Dr. Cooper.

Dr. Gablehouse.

Mr. Worowitz.

Dr. Gablehouse has been here for a month and has Sheldon's connection again.

So he was familiar with everyone, and after saying hello, he took a deep look at Sheldon.

Dr. Cooper, Mrs. Cooper is back in Texas?

yes.

Sheldon nodded, then stared at Dr. Gablehouse with strange eyes, and suddenly let out a series of prayers.

oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god...

Dr. Gablehouse has not reacted yet, but Leonard and other good friends have already reacted.

They all shouted 'oh, my god' and smiled at Dr. Gablehouse, pushing Sheldon away.

Leonard raised his forehead.

Howard and Rajesh were joking.

Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Sheldon, who was being pushed away, was still unwilling to give up. He turned his head, stared into Dr. Gablehouse's eyes, and made a strange cry tentatively.

...

Dr. Gablehouse's face darkened instantly.

He didn't react before, but now he understands everything.

Because this series of weird calls is too classic and famous.

Obviously, in the true story of Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump's mother made a deal with the principal in order to let Forrest Gump whose IQ is below the threshold to go to a normal school.

That night, little Forrest Gump was in a daze outside the house, while inside the house was the principal and A-Gump's mother who were discussing A-Gump's academic problems enthusiastically.

When the principal came out sweating profusely, he laughed at Little Forrest Gump for not talking much, and Little Forrest Gump immediately imitated the series of voices the principal had just made.

The principal in the movie is not a positive character!

How could Dr. Gablehouse have a good face seeing Sheldon associate him with the principal.

Principal, I think we should be bolder in recruiting people. As long as they are talents, we should give them better benefits...

Seeing that he gained notoriety for his profits, but he couldn't help Sheldon, Dr. Gablehouse stood there with a change of expression, and then called the principal.