Daily American Drama

Apartment TBBT4A.

Adam...

Leonard frowned like a subway grandpa looking at his phone.

Don't get me wrong, this is just a metaphor, not what it means.

Adam smiled knowingly: After all, neither you nor Penny have high-definition image memory, and you can't remember the same things you did in the past few months.

Penny and that Mike only talked for two weeks.

Leonard corrected.

I know.

Adam laughed and said, But before Mike, Penny wasn't always single. Could it be that you think Penny is only extremely passionate about this Mike?

...

Leonard was speechless.

I don't want to know, but I'm startled when I think about it.

God knows how many times Penny has talked and warmed up before, and now she can only hope that the longer the time, the less surveillance in the public areas, the better.

God, this is America, not Europe!

Emmm.

In the eyes of Americans in the American drama world, Europe is the representative of debauchery.

Otherwise, Meredith wouldn't have taken a hundred-day trip to Europe with her girlfriends.

I'll check it out?

Howard was eager to try, but the first thing he looked at was Adam. After Adam nodded, he took out his phone and started searching.

Eh, it's not there.

After searching for a while, Howard was surprised.

See it?

Leonard immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and proudly said: Penny is not the kind of person you imagined, it's all the fault of that bastard Mike!

Then whose fault is it that Petunia went to find this bastard Mike again?

Howard sneered.

Shut up!

Leonard scolded angrily, and then said extremely aggrieved: How do I know that Penny's logic has become like this?

It's a good thing.

Adam shrugged and said, At least the difficulty has been greatly reduced, although Penny may become famous one day in the future.

Then it was recognized by someone, and the long-lost small video was found out, but fortunately, the probability of this is not high.

It's the truth.

Sheldon nodded and said, Penny's chances of becoming famous are really slim.

Don't say that about Penny!

Leonard glared at Sheldon: Penny has such a good appearance, even though the income and expenditure are difficult, she has always insisted on paying to learn acting.

She is a qualified actress, why do you say that she has little chance of becoming famous?

Because of you.

Adam smiled.

I?

Leonard was taken aback.

yes.

Adam smiled and said, Because you definitely don't want her to be famous.

It's the truth.

Howard echoed: Penny is not famous now, and she doesn't want to give Leonard a chance, let alone becoming famous.

And once she becomes famous, she will definitely follow her predecessors, leave immediately, and rent a big house to live in.

There are all kinds of staff coming in and out, so how can they have time to talk to us.

I don't.

Leonard concealed, I've always wanted Penny to be well... Besides, if I can really get what I want, why would I still live with Sheldon?

Because God doesn't exist.

Sheldon said bluntly.

When everyone was joking and complaining, the door was pushed open again, and Petunia yelled at Leonard angrily: Thank you for your stupid suggestion!

After speaking, he slammed the door and left.

It's unbelievable that you can screw up things you screwed up again.

Howard joked.

Go, Petunia's best friend.

Adam laughed.

...

Leonard looked embarrassed, but still worried about Penny, he couldn't help getting up and walking over, mocking himself: Well, I'm indeed a boyfriend.

According to Howard, the behavior of a normal man at this time is to take advantage of the void.

And Leonard has always denied that he had this attempt before, and was dubbed by Howard as a gay friend and boyfriend.

Apartment TBBT4B.

I am coming again.

Leonard whispered.

Sorry, I shouldn't have yelled at you.

Penny apologized in tears.

It's okay, who made me your...friend.

Leonard really wanted to complain, but he didn't dare to say this about his boyfriend, otherwise he had a hunch that Penny might take it seriously.

He doesn't want to be a real boyfriend!

what happened?

I went to Mike's house to get back together, but he already has a new love.

Penny cried.

Already? He's the Flash.

Leonard was dumbfounded.

That's what I told the woman with her leg around his neck.

Petunia cried, You know what's more pathetic?

What?

Leonard subconsciously said.

It's even sadder that none of them know who The Flash is.

Petunia cried even more sadly: But I knew it, and I quoted it casually!

...

The corners of Leonard's mouth twitched. He understood what Penny meant, but he still wanted to redeem the positive influence these nerds had on her.

It's nothing, it's because they don't know and appreciate it.

Penny, think about it, if you can play female superheroes such as Wonder Woman one day in the future, wouldn't the current understanding be a kind of accumulation and fun.

I don't want to play a superhero, I have an artistic pursuit, and I want to win an Oscar.

Penny cried.

In the show business circle of the American TV drama world, acting in literary and artistic films is the first-rate, and it is the easiest to win an Oscar.

And popcorn blockbusters such as superheroes are all used to make money.

But actors with a bit of artistic pursuit are actually not very interested in acting superheroes, at least in 2008 today.

In the future, as superhero blockbusters explode, the Oscars will also be really popular.

But now Penny is an aspiring actress.

...

Leonard was going crazy, and said helplessly: Adam already knows The Flash, he likes superheroes very much just like us.

real?

Penny wiped her tears and looked at Leonard.

of course it's true.

Seeing that Adam raised their cards, the status of the two stinging apes had effectively improved, and the corners of Leonard's lips twitched: Adam's love is not weaker than any of us.

All right.

Petunia thought for a while, then nodded noncommittally.

You do not believe?

Leonard was anxious: It's true.

I believe.

Petunia shook her head and said, It's just that his way of liking may be different from yours.

She is also in the entertainment industry, even if it is the outermost periphery.

But I also guessed that Adam's liking method must have a real-life interaction, which is completely different from Leonard's pure imagination.

I'm done with him, no, I'm done with all the handsome and rich men.

Penny choked up and said: In the future, I only hope to go out with a man who is kind, honest and caring about me.

...

Leonard's mouth twitched again.

Why does this sound so awkward, especially after Adam gave them a science popularization about what it means to be tired from playing, an honest person, and a taker.

But he still suppressed this weirdness, took a deep breath, bravely rushed out of the comfort zone of his male girlfriend, and asked tentatively, How about me?

What are you doing?

Petunia didn't react for a moment.

I mean how about a date with me?

Leonard had a showdown.

A few minutes later.

After Leonard opened the door and came in, he waved his short hands and legs in a coquettish dance.

What is he doing?

Rajesh was dumbfounded.

It's the dance of the happy hippos in Fantasia.

Sheldon said solemnly: I guess Leonard must have been watching Fantasia with Penny just now.

No, no, no, this should be Leonard's legendary dance beforehand.

Howard was thoughtful: Could it be that he really took advantage of the void and succeeded, damn it, I would have gone to comfort her if I knew it.

Yeah, anyone can go up.

Adam made a joke and looked at Leonard: Leonard, what's so happy about it?

I've got a date with Penny.

Leonard dances and laughs.

congratulations.

Adam smiled and said, It seems that Penny will soon become your girlfriend, so have you asked about the time and place of your future girlfriend's short movie?

thump!

The dancing stopped abruptly.

Leonard almost fell and twisted his back.

Not yet.

Leonard said sadly: Penny was too sad at the time, I didn't say...

Then he talked about the chat with Penny.

That Mike isn't the Flash.

Adam glanced at Rajesh and said with a smile: The reason why he looks so fast may be that Petunia has been green before, and it's good to divide it.

yes.

Leonard suddenly realized: That bastard Mike must have hooked up with that woman a long time ago, he is too much.

Of course there is another possibility.

Adam corrected, That's his relationship with that woman, like your relationship with Penny.

It's just that the moment he broke up, he immediately did what you wanted to do but didn't have the courage to do.

...

Leonard was speechless.

I let you say everything, why not be so rigorous!

Learned, learned.

Howard murmured.

What did you learn again?

Leonard scoffed.

I know why Mike is so popular with Penny~

Howard winked and said, You can also learn~

That also gives you a chance.

Adam quickly interrupted Howard's unspeakable anger: Leonard, that's fine.

If Penny becomes your girlfriend, for your sake, I will be more motivated to help her eliminate those small videos that may exist.

Thanks.

Leonard sincerely thanked him, then glared at Howard: See? This is what a friend should do!

Every friend is different.

Howard shrugged: I'm helping you too, and more than once.

What did you do for me?

Leonard grumbled.

look!

Howard put the phone in front of Leonard's eyes: The latest outdoor camera, when you come back from the date, we can record the results of your date.

Then analyze it, this is the black box where your relationship crashed, and it is also the biggest reliance for your next relationship!

We won't crash!

Leonard growled, then picked up the asthma spray and began to gulp into his mouth: Damn it! I think I made a mistake.

You mean Jopenny?

Adam understood.

Um.

Leonard said anxiously: I can finally go on a date with Penny, but I'm not excited at all, instead I'm disgusted, it's all Howard's fault!

Thanks.

Howard has no sense of shame: You are always welcome to let me join your fantasy to make you sick~

Shut up!

Leonard scolded, then pulled the collar of his neck, nervously said: This date may be the only chance for me and Penny to be together, what if I screw up?

Schrodinger's cat.

Adam is succinct.

...Yes, Adam, you are so smart.

Leonard was stunned, and immediately understood the series of comforting explanations behind this word.

In 1935, Erwin Schrödinger proposed an experiment to illustrate the Copenhagen School interpretation of quantum mechanics.

Put a cat and a bottle of sealed poison in the box, the poison may leak at any time...

Shelton looked sideways at Howard, and began to popularize science seriously.

I know what Schrödinger's cat is!

Howard was speechless.

Of course you know...

Sheldon was perfunctory, and continued to look at Howard: No one knows if the poison was leaked, nor when it was leaked.

Then the cat can be considered both alive and dead before opening the box.

Adam uses Schrödinger's cat to explain Leonard's current predicament.

That is to say, the potential relationship between Leonard and Penny can be good or bad...

I know!!!

Howard gritted his teeth and shouted: Leonard will only know the result if he goes on a date with Penny.

No, no, no.

Sheldon shook his head immediately: You really still don't understand, let me tell you from the beginning, in 1935...

Sit down and don't move your hands.

Seeing that Mr. Worowitz was angrily bounced up and ready to make a move by Sheldon, Adam immediately glanced at him.

ok.

Howard's short and thin body sat back instantly like a spring.

Leonard, don't worry.

Adam comforted: Don't talk about Schrödinger's cat, just talk about this date, and it's not the first time you've dated Penny.

And trust me, you absolutely want to go on this date with her.

Why?

Leonard was puzzled: Is there anything to say here?

Of course there is.

Adam looked around: Haven't you guys heard of the triple date theory?

What triple date theory?

Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh shouted in unison.

hehe.

Adam looked at the three people who were at a loss, and couldn't help laughing: In common sense, you can try high-fives on the third date.

Leonard had to go this far if he wanted to high-five Penny.

And if you don't leave because you are worried, then the follow-up progress will be slower.

Do the math and you'll know.

You and Penny met for the first time, almost a month ago.

It has been more than half a year since the first date.

Theoretically speaking, if you fail this time, it is estimated that you will be a year younger by the third date.

That adds up to almost two years.

And if the second date is not completed as soon as possible now, the timeline will become longer and longer, and two years may be a luxury by then.

Maybe it's impossible for you and Petunia all your life.

It's common sense to get high fives on three dates?

Howard said in disbelief: Who would have thought of this?

Of course you can't think of it.

Adam laughed and said, After all, which of you has ever been in a serious relationship?

...

Everyone was speechless.

That's right, I have to go!

When Leonard heard this, he made up his mind completely and wanted to participate in the second date as soon as possible.

Even if it fails, it's to speed up the third date.