Daily American Drama

Sean went to fight a kite.

It's almost noon.

Everyone came together.

What's going on here?

Adam was surprised.

Howard was beaten.

Sean said bluntly.

Beating by a woman.

Leonard smothered a laugh.

Slapped by the woman he thought was winking at him and then followed him.

Rajesh scoffed.

well played!

Adam concluded.

...

Howard arched his body, covered his stomach, and grinned in pain: Adam, help me!

You deserve it you know?

Adam asked Howard to lie down, checked his injuries, and complained.

It's not my fault!

Howard retorted: She was really winking at me at the time.

That's one of the three delusions of men.

Adam joked: Borrow Leonard's original words, when you see a dolphin, you feel that the dolphin is winking at you and likes you, because your hormones are already completely over the top.

My fault, stop insulting the dolphins.

Leonard laughed.

Too.

Adam nodded in agreement: Dolphins are so cute, and dolphin lovers do exist, but their kind of dolphin lovers is derived from the sound of dolphins, and you want to be a dolphin, which are completely different concepts.

Dolphin lover? What a beautiful name, there must be a very moving story in it.

When Leonard heard it, he was very interested: Adam, tell us about it.

Emmm.

He went back so that he could tell Petunia as a topic of conversation, and acted as an effort beforehand.

That is indeed a poignant and touching story...but forget it, the Buddha said it must not be said.

Adam smiled.

Tell me, give us a lot of insight!

Leonard watched eagerly.

Speak, Adam, I want to know what's different about this dolphin lover!

Howard said unconvinced.

Okay, I'll just say a few words.

Adam shortened the complexity and kept it simple, omitting many details: This is the story of a tuner who is good at tuning dolphin sounds...

What a poignant and romantic love story.

Sean pursed his lips and nodded.

Recently, his relationship with Carly has been going well, so he has more common-sense perception of things like feelings.

right.

Adam could barely hold back his laugh.

The story is generally correct, but the entire choir and a large number of audition reserve personnel on the periphery have been condensed into a heroine, and other angry parts have also been deleted. Isn't this a romantic love story? .

indeed.

Leonard nodded happily.

When I go back at night, I will have more conversations. I don't need to dress up in ill-fitting coquettish outfits and dance all kinds of dances to make Petunia happy.

Leonard, Penny likes to sing for a while.

Adam laughed and said: If you meet this dolphin lover, I'm afraid you will be able to sing in the music world soon, at least you won't be forced to run away as soon as you open your voice.

How can there be such a legendary tuner.

Sheldon complained: Penny's voice, no one can tune it well.

Right.

Adam nodded.

Like Penny, there is really no chance.

Ah oh, ah oh!

Howard called out for a while: Adam, take it easy.

Do you know it hurts now?

Adam looked at him: Why did you go long ago? Fortunately, this woman is more particular, and she didn't slap her in the face. Otherwise, it depends on what you said to Bernadette!

Is there anything you can't say?

Howard said stubbornly: My relationship with her has not yet been confirmed. We are now in an open relationship. I can find anyone. This is also casting a wide net to catch more fish!

You still want to catch more fish with this broken net!

Adam laughed and said, It would be nice to be able to fasten Bernadette. If you miss this village, I promise you will regret it for the rest of your life!

You think I can't find anyone better than Bernadette?

Howard said unconvinced.

of course not.

Adam shook his head.

That's enough.

Howard proudly said.

Miss Bernadette, you still have Rajesh.

Adam's voice changed.

Ha ha ha ha.

Leonard suddenly laughed loudly: This is the truth! Howard, don't worry, you missed Bernadette. Although no woman will fall in love with you, you still have Rajesh as a guarantee.

Why should I come to support?

Rajesh groaned angrily.

Everyone looked over, and Howard stared at him directly, because the accent of his tone fell on the bottom, not on me.

Howard, trust my vision, if you don't want to guarantee your life, then pursue Bernadette with all your heart.

Adam put away his smile and said solemnly.

You really think so?

Howard hesitated.

Bernadette is fine. If Penny didn't see me working hard, she wouldn't have introduced you at all.

Leonard complained, What else do you have to think about?

I don't know either.

Howard was troubled: I'm not sure if Bernadette is the type I like...

She doesn't want you to spend money anymore, what else do you want?

Adam hit the nail on the head.

...

Howard was speechless. After cleaning up his injuries, he hurried to the second and third dates.

weekend.

Howard goes on a third date.

Otaku men and women, I will finally be happy tonight.

Howard was dressed very flamboyantly, and ran to the TBBT4A apartment to yell at everyone: This is my third date with Bernadette, thank you Adam, I know what to do tonight.

Come back later.

Adam smiled encouragingly.

Come back later? I'm not coming back at all!

Howard said, I'm not Leonard!

Yeah?

Leonard replied: How dare you defy Mrs. Worowitz's curfew? Are you not afraid of being grounded?

... Whatever you say.

Howard picked up the collar of his suit, flaunted his bag and left.

I bet a bag of spicy sticks that he will return without success.

Adam laughed.

I believe you.

I believe you too.

We all believe in you.

Everyone raised their hands in agreement.

Then what's the bet?

Sean was puzzled.

You can bet against all of us, if you don't believe me.

Adam joked.

I don't know why, but I believe you too.

Sean said bluntly.

Ha ha ha ha.

There was a burst of joyful laughter in TBBT4A's apartment.

Bernadette's apartment downstairs.

The third date is over.

A pair of small golden boys and girls stood downstairs.

Howard was eager to try, and was thinking about how to open his mouth to follow Bernadette in, when Bernadette said, Howard, this is our third date.

yes.

Howard was overjoyed and nodded again and again.

You know what a third date means, don't you?

asked Bernadette.

happiness!

Howard blurted out.

right.

Bernadette was very frank as a scientist, and said generously: Before we get to that point, I want to ask you, do you want to have a simple night, or do you want to have a serious relationship?

...

Howard was stunned, and asked subconsciously: There is only one answer to this question, right?

Good night.

Bernadette glanced at Howard, then turned and walked towards the apartment building.

etc.

Howard was in a hurry, and he chased after him and said, It's not that it didn't turn into a serious relationship overnight. In fact, any relationship has to go through one night...

Come to me after you think it over.

Bernadette stopped, turned around and kissed Howard, and then walked in.

damn it!

Howard stood downstairs in a daze for a while, then returned to the car, stepped on the accelerator and headed towards the TBBT apartment.

When he got downstairs, he calmed down for a while, then raised his hand to check the time, instead of going up immediately, he sat in the car, tapped the steering wheel with one hand, and raised his hand to check the time from time to time with the other.

After staying for half an hour, he couldn't bear it anymore, got out of the car and went upstairs.

Won!

As soon as he entered the door, he was startled, and everyone raised their hands and shouted.

Only you have the nerve to laugh at me!

Leonard was the happiest: Although the timeline of my three dates is a bit longer, it is also in line with three dates to be able to be happy, and what about you?

I just don't want to commit so early.

Howard muttered, and then looked at Adam: Adam, why didn't you tell me that the third date not only means being happy, but also making choices and making promises?

I do not know.

Adam spread his hands and said, Tell me, give us a lot of insight.

...

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched, talking about the choice Bernadette made him make.

Are you stupid?

Leonard complained: At this time, I can only choose the second one.

Yeah?

Penny squinted over.

I said words that I didn't know how to choose.

Leonard immediately laughed: I don't have to think about it at all, because I only have one answer.

Damn!

Howard complained: If I have Leonard's shamelessness, I will be happy tonight, Leonard, didn't Penny make a promise to you?

wanted.

Leonard said frankly: But what she wants is the promise that she can change at any time.

Penny smiled.

...

Howard was speechless, and looked at Sean again: Sean, what about you?

We haven't committed yet.

Sean shook his head.

Our affection is our commitment.

Carly laughed.

Damn! Why are you so relaxed!

Howard complained, and looked at Adam again: Adam, what about you? Never met a woman who asked you to promise?

This question is very gossip, instantly attracting everyone's attention.

No.

Adam said with a reserved smile: I'm usually very honest, and my best female friends are all geniuses.

...

Everyone was speechless.

They all know that you are Neptune, and they are smart enough to know that they shouldn't ask you for a promise, and then they really don't ask you for a promise?

All right.

Ordinary people can't, but this person is Adam, so they can only choose to believe.

Damn!

Howard was hurt even more.

Why is it so difficult for him!

By the way, what are you hesitating about?

Petunia was puzzled and said, According to your character, you must choose the second one. Get on the boat first!

I don't know what's going on either.

Howard said angrily: Indeed, before changing it, I definitely knew to choose the second one, but when Bernadette asked me seriously just now, I didn't know what to say.

Bernadette is nice, but I've always felt that when I want to take a relationship seriously, it should be someone very special!

How is it special?

Penny was speechless.

Like Megan Fox in Transformers.

Howard describes his dream girl.

Believe me, that's it, not as good as you imagined.

Adam patted him on the shoulder and said with certainty.

...

Howard's mouth twitched: Don't tell me you have an affair with Megan Fox?

Adam laughed silently.

You really have it!

Everyone was shocked together.

Adam, do you know Megan? Can you introduce me?

Penny looked forward to it.

I don't know Megan Fox!

Adam shook his head.

He really didn't know Megan, but he knew Karen's ex-girlfriend Jennifer very well in high school. The scene of the sunset and the motorcycle on the cliff was really good.

But that's all.

There are more beautiful and memorable scenes than this, and there are many more.

Then you still say that?

Howard didn't believe it.

Anyway, you can trust me.

Adam laughed and said: Actually, any female star you imagined, if you meet, you will find that it is completely different from the perfect role in your fantasy.

For you who like to fantasize very much, those female stars are nothing more than yourself in women's clothing with the faces of female stars.

Alas!

Petunia felt a sudden chill.

Unfortunately, Howard, you are not a replicant.

Sheldon said bluntly.

Too bad Rajesh isn't Mystique.

Leonard grumbled.

Sheldon froze, pursed his lips, and nodded.

If Megan Fox can't do it, so can Katie Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica.

Howard said another one.

You can do this.

Adam thought for a while, and this was indeed not the one he liked.

Look!

Howard proudly said.

Are you on drugs?

Leonard complained: You are most likely to be with the name of Mars with three granaries in the universe Veyron.

What you said is too unrealistic.

Howard said embarrassingly: It's been almost 20 years since that movie, think about what the granary should collapse into.

Have you really thought about it?

Petunia had bouts of nausea.

Storm Halle Berry from the X-Men is also fine. I like her dark pearl chocolate type.

Howard once again burst out with a fantasy object.

Rajesh immediately whispered in Howard's ear.

Yes, yes, you are also in chocolate...

Howard pushed Rajesh away and said perfunctorily.

Rajesh smiled triumphantly.

To be honest, the fantasies you have imagined are not as good as Bernadette.

Adam commented: Treasure the person in front of you, um, cherish the real person in front of you.

Of course, if you are already sure that you can create a robot girlfriend, a robot reporter, and other household robots that are enough to be fake, then I didn’t say anything.

...

Howard was speechless.

He would like to, but the robot hand has not developed enough sensitivity yet.

Can I interject?

Shelton raised his hand and said: From a biological point of view, it makes perfect sense for Howard to want to find the best mate to reproduce.

Thank you, Sheldon.

Howard was surprised that Sheldon supported him and was very happy.

You want to talk to us about biology?

Adam smiled and said, Then have you considered the perspective of human evolution?

I've thought about it.

Sheldon nodded: That's the complete opposite answer.

Howard: ...