Daily American Drama

Hospital.

How did you come?

Adam looked at Missy striding forward in high heels, and said in surprise.

My stupid brother called me last night and made that stupid offer again.

Missy smiled and said, I just realized that my boss is about to become a father, congratulations.

thanks.

Adam smiled bitterly: But can you stop saying congratulations? My ears are almost deaf from this sentence. I don't know what happened. It seems that people all over the world know the news overnight.

It means you have a lot of influence.

Missy looked at him: How about it, boys and girls?

It's still early.

Adam shook his head.

Then change the question, do you like boys or girls?

Missy smiled and said, But from my experience, it's best not to have twins when Peggy is pregnant, otherwise one of them will definitely be very upset.

Not everyone is Sheldon!

Adam complained: Boys and girls are fine, twins are also good. In fact, I haven't fully digested this news yet.

You are really enlightened.

Missy smiled and said, I want to ask you a favor, can you?

Of course, you say.

Adam nodded.

Is such that.

Missy said casually: You also know Sheldon, although he has always been unreliable, but this time you and Peggy are going to have a baby, which is destined to be a super genius, which will greatly stimulate Sheldon.

So he called me in a hurry, and brought up the previous thing again. I also have a Sheldon 2.0 in my genes that may be stronger than your and Peggy's children.

You know, I've always scoffed at that.

But I found that he really cared about this this time, so much so that he asked again and again at the risk of being teased by me again.

You know, he is my twin brother after all.

He is like this now, and I really can't bear to refuse any more.

So, for my sake, can I give my brother Sheldon a chance at fair play?

...

The corner of Adam's mouth twitched, looking at Missy who was talking nonsense seriously but looking forward to it, he suddenly didn't know what to say.

Hell give Sheldon a chance at fair play!

This has something to do with Sheldon!

When Adam didn't know how to answer Missy, Peggy's pregnancy seemed to open a Pandora's box, and Missy's arrival was just the beginning.

wait.

Adam was very grateful for the sudden call, smiled apologetically at Missy, and then stepped aside to answer: Lechel?

Adam, I heard that you have released the permission to reproduce? I want 3 places!

When Rachel called, she didn't have as many twists and turns as Missy, and she didn't use Leonard's name, but straightforwardly stated her appeal: Do you want traditional or technological?

...

The corners of Adam's mouth twitched, and he was powerless to complain: Who told you that I have opened up the reproduction authority? What else is the openness of the reproduction authority?

None of that is the point.

Rachel didn't care and said, You haven't answered my question, is it traditional or technological?

Adam hung up the phone directly, smiled awkwardly at Missy who was smiling at him, and was thinking about how to solve this problem, and the phone beeped again.

This time it's not a phone call.

It's Little Red Riding Hood's encrypted chat group.

A long sigh: I heard that the eldest baby is going to have a little baby.

G-R: I'm envious, although I'm not interested in men, but I have to say that having a child with an excellent older child is indeed a consideration, what do you think? @风风报师

Weatherman: Traitor!

G-R: How can this be considered a traitor? This is obviously a scam! Haven't you heard the classic story?

A stupid man encourages his wife to go to the gym, and then the wife has a good sex with a lesbian, and is broken.

A few months before the divorce, the wife who had made up her mind had made friends with him several times.

After the divorce, she really wanted to become a pregnant woman, and planned to raise the child with her girlfriend, and let this stupid man participate.

There is no naming right, no custody rights, only the responsibility to contribute to support.

In this case, can you say that this broken wife is a traitor?

Wonder Woman: Are you so polite? The big baby is also in the group.

Weather forecaster: What's the matter, what we discuss has nothing to do with him!

G-R: The domineering side leaks! By the way, you and the phantom cat have been with the big baby for the longest time, don't you have this idea?

We all witnessed the tragedy in the nursing home with our own eyes. Don’t you really plan to have a child as a nuclear deterrent, so as not to preserve the most basic dignity in your old age when your actions are restrained?

Weatherman: I always listen to Phantom Cat.

G-R: Tsk tsk, this relationship is really enviable. @幻惊猫

Weather forecaster: Phantom Cat is very busy recently, don't disturb her.

G-R: I always feel that Phantom Cat is a bit out of shape recently, well, what do other people think? Especially you @tyrannosaurus @husky @wonderwoman

Husky: Don't count me in, you know my situation, it's fine now.

Tyrannosaurus rex: Don't count me in, I want to play for a few more years, and I feel that with my current state, it doesn't matter if I play for decades.

Wonder Woman: I feel like I can have one or two high-quality kids while I'm young.

Otherwise, if I bring up other people's children in the future, others will think that I am the vicious stepmother who asks in the magic mirror who is the most beautiful woman in the world every day.

G-R: Hahaha, this is insightful, because as long as it is not your own child, no matter who you help take care of the child in the future, if the child is a girl, she will feel that she is Snow White, and she will feel that she is the crowning beauty. Prettier than you, you will harm her!

In fact, it was just a joke. How could the magic mirror have the good intentions to tell the truth, it must have been messed up!

And what could be more confusing than twisting the facts to spark disputes?

Wonder Woman: There's always a joke that the queen was actually Cinderella's future.

Although Snow White is very noble and beautiful, if becoming Cinderella and becoming Snow White become options, most American women will choose to become Cinderella.

Find out which is the hottest cosplay costume in Disneyland.

Cinderella is obviously more attractive than Snow White!

Isn't the magic mirror talking nonsense with open eyes, it's purely causing trouble!

G-R: So, hurry up and have a baby, have your own baby, or you'll go from Cinderella to a vicious queen later on.

Didn't the big baby always dislike this nickname, what he fears the most is becoming a gourd baby.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, we can instantly make him the 'grandpa' of Calabash Baby, wouldn't that be very interesting?

Weather forecaster: Heh! The 'grandpa' of the gourd baby, just watch it, as long as you let go, he can instantly form a football team, the kind that has all the main players and substitutes!

G-R: Wouldn't that be more fun...

When Adam saw this, he couldn't watch it any longer, and directly joined the chat: G-R, don't gloat here, just fan the flames!

G-R is offline.

...

Adam looked at G-R who just slipped away, leaving a mess, speechless.

Then I saw G-R initiated a private chat with him.

G-R: A test tube, and I'll leave it alone.

Adam: ...

Apartment TBBT4A.

impossible.

When Howard heard Rajesh's words, he directly uttered Cao Cao's classic quotations.

It's impossible for me to find someone online for Sheldon.

But because of that, you can imagine what a great achievement it would be if we did it, laughs Rajesh.

The one who is worthy of Sheldon is definitely not much different. The child they will give birth to together must be the great devil who will endanger the world in the future.

Howard complained: I don't want to be commented by historians as one of the culprits who destroyed the world in the future, and then be cut back by the Terminator and the like.

Relax, Adam and Peggy both have children, and the children born to Sheldon and Schrödinger's wife in the future will not be able to destroy the world.

Rajesh smiled and said: And I have already filled out the information for him, and it is being matched.

What? Why are you doing this!

Howard was shocked.

Because I was too bored to fill in the information by myself, so I helped him fill it out. Now you have a stable girlfriend, and I need a wingman.

Rajesh laughs: Last time I was paired with Sheldon, although I paid for the precious Stan Lee's signature Hulk gloves and the Green Lantern ring and Green Lantern suit.

But Sheldon did help me find a girl, much better than the 300-pound Sailor Moon I met with you!

Damn it, we both said we'd never talk about that again!

Howard growled.

I will never forget~

Rajesh had that look on his face again that made Howard want to beat him up.

Ding dong.

Just then, the computer beeped.

holy shit!

Rajesh exclaimed when he saw it: I think I have discovered the aliens hidden on the earth!

what?

Howard also looked over.

The site matched Sheldon with a woman!

Rajesh was shocked.

Are you kidding me? A real woman?

Howard didn't believe it at all.

Look, it's quite brutal, it has everything!

Rajesh zooms in on the profile picture.

Believe me, it's not necessarily a woman who is cruel.

Howard complained: You should know this best.

Hey, my cosplay Wonder Woman is much more reductive than yours, it's recognized by everyone!

Rajesh grumbled.

That's because those people have no lower limit!

Howard taunted: You can also rush if you are a woman who squeezes hard!

That also explains the problem.

Rajesh was not ashamed but proud.

Now we're sending an email to Sheldon's Mrs. Right.

Seeing that an alien really exploded, Howard immediately became interested. He took over the control of the computer and started a show operation. He started dating this alien in the name of Sheldon: Hello kind...

Oh, she actually wants to meet, oh my god, she saw us through!

Rajesh saw and chatted, and the other party sent a request for an offline date, and said in shock.

It's not us, it's Sheldon, she has found her kind!

Howard laughed: We may have really done a great thing!

Hehe, please!

Sheldon came out at this time, and when he heard this, he tilted his head and made a disdainful sound.

Don't you think we can do great things?

Howard plays with taste.

I don't need to say more, do I?

Sheldon sneered and walked to the refrigerator.

Then do you think we help you find your kind, tomorrow at 4 pm, you will meet your perfect partner selected by science, is it a great event?

Howard laughed.

It's really a big deal that involves me.

Shelton pursed his lips: But other than that, what you said is boring.

I thought you were trying to prove you were better than Adam and Peggy!

Howard said aggressively: Why, now that I know that I will never be better than them, so I just gave up?

I will never give up!

Sheldon, who was about to go back to the bedroom, stopped immediately: But I don't believe in your abilities!

come on!

Rajesh exclaimed: We uploaded all your important information on the website and answered all their questions with your thinking.

If the other person is that honest, then you really are the perfect date, and you should trust the science!

Her name is Amy Phala Fowler!

Howard bewitched: This is your only chance to prove that you are not weaker than Adam and Peggy!

Plus, even Spock dates every seven years!

Rajesh reminded.

Spock's not dating, he's in heat, his blood boils with the fire of repression.

Shelton corrected Rajesh's statement, but he was also a little shaken: I am indeed similar to Spock now, because he needs to vent because of the irrepressible half of human genes.

And I need to win or lose because of the advantages and disadvantages of genes, I think I can take a look.

That's great!

Howard and Rajesh were overjoyed.

Even when Ramona came for the first time, they all had the look of professional melon eaters reluctant to leave, not to mention the explosive Sheldon special date scene now.

This melon is so ripe!

the next day.

Four p.m.

coffee shop.

Excuse me, I'm Amy Phila Fowler, and you're Sheldon Cooper?

A girl walked over with a blank expression, and precisely found the sexy thin mantis.

I am, I'm sorry you were deceived by the ignorant matchmaker algorithm.

Shelton turned around: I don't think anyone can match me perfectly, unless it's another me.

But Spock also dates every seven years, and since that's the case, I'll check it out.

It's okay, I'm used to it, I'm here because I promised my mom a date every year.

Amy said blankly.

Funny, I had a similar conversation with my mom about going to church.

Sheldon nodded.

I don't object to the concept of God, but I don't understand why roll call is required in church.

Amy nodded.

Then you definitely don't want to go to Texas.

Sheldon reminded.

remember.

Amy nodded: The blind date continues, and it is stated in advance that all physical contact, including but not limited to sex, will not be discussed.

Shelton stared blankly at such a straightforward Amy, and suddenly stretched out his hand as an invitation: Can I buy you a cup of coffee?

Warm water, thank you.

After Amy finished speaking, she went to the bar side by side with Sheldon.

...

Howard and Rajesh, the melon-eating crowd, looked at Sheldon and Amy, who were walking side by side like two robots, and stood there dumbfounded.

Is this true? Such a woman really exists in this world?

Howard complained.

I don't want to believe it either, but it really happened in front of us.

Rajesh grumbled.

Maybe we were wrong...

Howard and Rajesh looked at Sheldon and Amy, who were getting better and better, and were speechless for a long time.

Hey, no, it's my eyesight, or something else, did you see that Amy smiled just now?

Howard said suddenly.

how is this possible.

Rajesh couldn't believe it at all: She laughs too?

Really, I seem to really see her smile when she turned around just now. She is very proud and weird.

Howard rubbed his eyes, not sure.

impossible.

Rajesh still couldn't believe it.

They argued but there was no result, because the so-called Amy's smug and weird smile that Howard saw afterwards never appeared again.

And they also subconsciously ignored Amy's occupation line in the website information: neurobiologist...