Daily American Drama

Adam's apartment.

I'll come and talk to her.

Juno laughed.

Adam got up helplessly and handed the phone to Juno.

Lily, don't worry.

Juno comforted: It's not sure whether you are really pregnant, and even if you are pregnant, the child you and Matthew conceived will be completely different in size and weight from the child conceived by Matthew's parents.

And don't you love Matthew?

love, huh?

Since love, you will always have your own love crystallization, right?

You are engaged and about to be married.

Even if you have a child now, it's not a terrible thing, is it?

Alright, let's calm down and adjust our breathing...

On the other end of the phone, Lily quickly calmed down under Juno's comfort.

I bought it, let's hang up first.

Lily said in embarrassment, and hung up the phone.

Although the pregnancy test process can be completed with one hand, it cannot be broadcast live on the phone.

Is this scene familiar?

Juno looked at Adam with a smile.

……What do you mean?

Seeing other people looking at him with strange expressions, the corner of Adam's mouth twitched.

I mean George Jr., Sheldon's brother.

Juno smiled and looked at Adam for a while.

hehe.

Adam twitched his lips.

If you say little George, just say little George, why look at me panting.

It's like I did something!

Chandler said humorously: It's normal.

Ok?

Monica looked at him immediately: Are you very experienced?

you have not?

Chandler was full of spirits guided by Juno, lost his mind for a moment, and looked over in surprise.

It was only when he met his wife's dangerous eyes that he realized it.

Don't look at how beautiful Monica is now, let alone this kind of Schrödinger's panic when my aunt postponed her arrival, she doesn't even have a boyfriend.

Even the first kiss... She thought it was given to him during the midnight romance with him...

Little George?

Peggy said in a rare way: When we first went to Sheldon's house, he had secretly made out with Erica.

You guys are really precocious.

Monica is a little sour.

Erica still talking to you about this?

Adam looked at Peggy in surprise.

Ok.

Peggy nodded: I'm more interested in these at that time, and Erica is also willing to talk to me about this.

Little George almost thought he was going to be a father.

Adam laughed and said, I was so scared, the ten minutes of the pregnancy test, according to him, was the longest ten minutes in his life, and even if the pregnancy test results showed that he was not pregnant, he and his girlfriend had no interest at all. , I don’t even dare to hug, I have lingering fears!”

Said here.

Adam and Chandler looked at each other with sympathetic eyes.

This life is better.

Knowing that the world of American dramas is very chaotic, except for some special circumstances, Adam's protection measures have been done very well.

This empathy is more of a memory from a previous life.

Adam at that time had almost exactly the same reaction as Little George.

Panic and torment.

When the alarm is lifted, the sense of relief and comfort, let alone.

certainly.

Ya's current life is different from the handsome little George. After the alarm was lifted, he didn't vent his happiness so presumptuously in the face of his girlfriend's fatal problem.

And he didn't say stupidly like little George: I'm scared to death, I'm afraid I have to marry you, my legs are trembling because of fear.

Just like the vast majority of men, he said: Actually, it's nothing. Even if you have it, it's a big deal to get married and raise it...

Emmm.

It wasn't a panic before.

Absolutely not!

The men who knew the answer were all so confident and calm.

This is not scum either!

Because I found out afterwards, my girlfriend knew from the beginning that there was no danger.

This is just a trial made by her advanced experience learned from her roommate.

Everyone is in the same boat.

It's just an instinctive reaction.

certainly.

If the girl suddenly changed her voice: That's great, I was just teasing you, but I really have...

Ok.

If you really meet such a girl, let it go.

Otherwise, there may be accidents.

I have lingering fears, not interested? Are you?

Juno smiled, How long has this state lasted?

...

Adam and Chandler were speechless.

Oh! Man!

Except for Peggy, the rest of the women spoke with contempt.

That's not the point.

Adam smiled sheepishly, and changed the subject: Let me call Lily, ten minutes have passed, and the pregnancy test results should come out.

Just as they despised.

The persistent state of lingering fear did not last long.

Zhou Shuren said: The greatest lesson learned by human beings is that they can never learn the lesson.

Even because of the question of whether Schrödinger's aunt will come, I was terrified, and even agreed that we should keep a safe distance from each other.

But this state is not even as long as the sage state can last.

The phone connects.

Lily, is the result out?

Adam asked.

This is the police station. Ms. Aldrin has been arrested.

On the other end of the phone, a man's voice came.

What crime?

Adam was puzzled.

Pee anywhere.

said the policeman.

...

The corner of Adam's mouth twitched: Can you give Lily the phone and let me have a word with her? She is the prospective daughter-in-law of the Eriksson family. You should know the Eriksson family, right?

Lily drove out to buy a pregnancy test stick, and she wouldn't run very far, it was nearby.

In the small town model in the United States, the police know more or less what is going on in each family.

Especially Matthew's family are all big men, and Matthew, the future lawyer's family, should be very famous.

The prospective daughter-in-law of the Erickson family?

When the policeman heard this, he immediately matched the number: Is it Matthew's fiancée?

right.

Adam nodded.

hehe.

The policeman smiled and gave the phone to Lily: I can pick you up when Matthew comes over. By the way, my name is Mike, and I'm Matthew's classmate.

Hi Mike, my name is Lily.

Lily took the phone awkwardly.

Pee everywhere, huh?

Adam suppressed a laugh.

I don't want to either.

Lily was very ashamed and annoyed: There is no toilet in the convenience store, and the waiter told me to find a place...Damn it! It's all Matthew's fault! It made me degenerate to the same level as Barney.

Emmm.

Barney also urinated everywhere, but also on the church wall, was caught straight, and the judge fined him to do volunteer work.

Right now, I'm still doing volunteer work to make amends.

What was the result?

Adam back to business.

do not know.

Lily was troubled: I was caught by Mike just as I got up, and I haven't had time to look at the pregnancy test stick yet.

It's negative!

Police Mike's voice came over.

Obviously, he was eavesdropping.

Thank goodness!

Lily was overjoyed.

Now you can rest assured.

After a few more words with Lily, Adam hung up the phone.

I really envy her.

Monica said enviously, I don't even have a chance to panic.

Chandler: ...

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