Daily American Drama

the next night.

bar.

Hi~≈~

Ross pushed the door open in a daze, looked at the empty bar, faced Phoebe who was sitting at the bar drinking, and uttered the classic Ross sigh that makes me depressed: Where did everyone go?

Oh, the bar is closed and Chris (the bartender) told me to finish my drink and lock the door myself.

Phoebe explained, and then looked at Ross, who everyone knew was wrong: What happened? Last night's surprise wasn't exciting enough?

Not exciting enough?

Ross smiled bitterly: It's too exciting!

Then why are you still frowning?

Phoebe laughed.

Because my marriage is nothing compared to last night's excitement.

Ross grieved.

what?

Phoebe was a little confused.

Carol is a lesbian.

Ross said sullenly: Our marriage is over.

why?

Phoebe asked subconsciously.

...

Rose twitched the corner of his mouth, rolled his eyes and said, Because I'm not!

Oh my God.

Phoebe said apologetically, I can't believe it, oh, poor kid.

I'm an idiot.

Ross walked behind the bar, poured a glass of wine, took a sip, and blamed himself: I should have thought of it a long time ago, what a cool wife who drags her husband to see beautiful women every time I go out.

Could it be that Susan?

asked Phoebe.

Rose was stunned, and said angrily: It must be her. I said that Carol followed her to the gym for so long, but it didn't work at all. Where did all the exercise go?!

This is also a blessing in misfortune.

Phoebe sighed.

what?!

Rose spread his hands and roared in disbelief.

actually……

Phoebe wants to explain that the indescribable amount of exercise is also a lot. Since Carol's figure hasn't changed much, she probably hasn't reached that point yet, or the number of greenings is not much, but seeing Ross's round eyes, she can only speak embarrassingly. Swallowed it back again.

Seven years, we have been together for seven years, she is the only woman who has loved me.

Even though what Phoebe said just now made him feel a little uncomfortable, Ross's strong desire to confide drove him to continue: It's the only one who has ever had a relationship with me...

Speaking of this, Ross is embarrassed to say it, because he has a secret hidden in his heart, that is, he was taught patiently by a gentle librarian in high school.

But there is no need for him to continue talking, Phoebe already understood, and took the initiative to step forward and hug him.

The ten thousand year old Chunyang may be ridiculed by others, but his loyalty and steadfastness can move people.

Oh, Ross~

Facing the sadness and sadness shown by Ross, Phoebe, as a friend, began to try her best to persuade: You shouldn't have to suffer this kind of torture, you are so kind and considerate...

As expected of Phoebe, who has been on the street, her persuasion methods are very clever.

Hearing these exaggerated words in Rose's ears, his cheeks were smacked again and again, hormones surged up, and the grief and depression in his heart were instantly suppressed.

The two looked at each other, confirming their eyes...

bang.

The bar door was pushed open.

Wow, it turns out that Carol is Phoebe's twin sister. Why haven't you guys mentioned it before?

Adam came in and joked to the panicked Wild Mandarin Duck.

It's not what you think, Adam, you listen to our explanation.

Ross clutched the back of his head that hurt from being hit by the chandelier, and said anxiously.

ok.

Adam sat in front of the bar and looked at the two with a smile.

Rose opened his mouth to speak, but didn't know how to explain for a moment.

Carol is a lesbian, Rose's marriage is over, I was just trying to comfort him.

After all, Phoebe is a veteran, she got up from the pool table unhurriedly, and explained concisely while arranging her clothes.

Yes, yes, that's it.

Ross immediately agreed, and then begged, Adam, don't tell anyone about this.

no problem.

Adam nodded and asked curiously, But are you divorced?

No.

Rose shook his head: But soon.

How to say?

Adam laughed.

Um?

Ross looked at Adam puzzled: What do you say?

That's why you say you're about to get divorced?

Adam complained: Did Carol have a showdown with you, or did you break something and take the initiative to divorce?

neither.

Ross was dumbfounded by the question, and habitually shouted: What are you talking about? My wife is a lesbian!

So?

Adam looked directly at Rose, who had the potential to be the Roaring Emperor: Since she didn't have a showdown with you, and it wasn't you who broke something, so what if she is a lesbian? The daily life of you and her for more than seven years is all fake? She It's not a child, it's confusing to be tempted by others, it's not normal to want both of them?

Rose froze for a moment.

Since you are not divorced, you have to recover or divorce now.

Adam continued to complain: But you don't seem to be ready to do anything. You just got some news and came to ask for comfort in a blink of an eye? What is this? Hulk plus Flash, green lightning?

Don't say that, I took the initiative to comfort Ross.

Phoebe explained a little embarrassedly.

After being told by Adam, she also realized that her kindness seemed to have crossed the line.

Then what should I do?

Rose's head was muddled, and he bowed his head in shame.

You can do whatever you want, but please think with your head, not your lower body.

Adam complained: Even if you really want to divorce because Carol is a lesbian, then you should divorce decisively first, and then ask for comfort and hugs or something. Don't get frustrated, just vent first before talking. It's not a small thing. Son, what if you let the grievance fly a little longer?

This is Adam's biggest complaint when watching American dramas, that is, in American dramas, male and female friends must not quarrel, because once they quarrel, love will instantly turn into a ray of light, so green that it makes you flustered.

In Friends, Ross and Rachel quarreled because they were busy at work and had no time to date. As soon as the quarrel was over, Rachel couldn't bear to refuse one of the sources of the quarrel, a handsome male colleague, to come home to comfort her at night.

After hearing the news on the phone, Rose hung up the phone angrily, and had sex with a strange woman in the bar.

Back and forth, three hours is estimated to be nothing.

Then both of them regretted not wanting to break up...

For years afterward, Rose used to yell that they had broken up, thinking he was right.

But is love that can't last for three hours really love?

In Dongguo, isn't it a daily practice for male and female friends to quarrel and break up, separate and reunite?

If everyone is like Green Lightning Rose, the whole world can only continue if it restarts?

There are many similar examples. Chandler used to be crazy about Joey’s girlfriend, and later became boyfriend and girlfriend. Because of the quarrel, Chandler went to apologize to the other party early the next morning, but found that he was arguing with his girlfriend because of worry. The thing really happened, he was really green.

It's still a home run!

There are countless cases of first base, second base, and third base.

Ross and Phoebe, Phoebe and Joey, Joey and Rachel, Rachel and Chandler, Chandler and Monica...

Isn't it okay to hit a home run?

I'm afraid this kind of logic can only exist in American dramas.

Just look at the Sinicized iPartment. No matter how flamboyant Lu Xiaobu is, has he ever crossed the line with Hu Yifei, Lin Wanyu, and Qin Yumo?

Not to mention the combined arrangement of other CPs. Chen Meijia, who fell in love with Guan Gu's magic, and Zhang Wei, who almost fell in love with Hu Yifei, ended calmly when there was no shadow on first base.

The screenwriter is very smart, knowing that not everything can be Sinicized, and dare not challenge the three views of Chinese people...

PS: Thanks to Li Xiaoxin Anne for the reward!