Deceiving The Whole World, Starting From Selling Rock Candy As Drugs
84. Are You Freezing Me? Then I'll Forge Your Check! (Please Subscribe!)
Chapter Eighty-Four
Shen Yan is angry!
What about a major international bank?
It is said that you feel at home, and your assets are safe!
It's all fucking fart!
He picked up his mobile phone, found the customer service number of the International Bank, and dialed it angrily!
"Hi, welcome to call International Bank, we provide you with high-quality asset services and a high-end savings environment.
On the phone, the voice of the waitress is very sweet!
However, Shen Yan is very popular now!
Nima!
Fifty million in someone's account was frozen!
Everyone will be hot!
"Please choose the language you need."
"Press 1 for Mandarin."
Shen Yan pressed 1.
"Please select the business you need: 'For savings business, please press 1, for loan business, please press 2, for customer service, please press 3..."
Shen Yan frowned and pressed 1.
"Please select the account type you want to use~"
"Ordinary account, please press...."
"Press the fuck!"
Shen Yan is almost pissed off!
He really wanted to take an AK47, rush into the headquarters of the international bank, and give him a shuttle directly to the account manager!
His grandma, the call process is so cumbersome!
If I ask a one-minute question, you can also give me a ten-minute question-and-answer audio, right?
Junk bank!
Garbage customer service!
Shen Yan has the urge to drop his phone!
However, in the end, he took a deep breath!
Shen Yan, don't get angry, there is no one to replace you when you get sick!
Looking back, why bother!
He followed the voice prompts and pressed the corresponding button.
"Hello, the staff is busy now, please wait a moment~"
"While waiting, you can choose music, jazz, please press 1, rock music, please press 2...
I don't want to listen to any shit music right now!
Now, I just want my money back!
A group of robbers somehow froze Lao Tzu's account!
ah ah ah ah!
Shen Yan exploded at 290!
After listening to a solid five minutes of trash music, finally!
"Hello, this is International Bank, how can I help you?
On the phone, there was a very sweet female voice, neither arrogant nor impetuous, neither in a hurry nor in a hurry, as if Shen Yan's 50 million was gone and had nothing to do with him!
"Hello, I want to find your manager. The 50 million in my account has been frozen! I can't withdraw any money now!
Shen Yan took a deep breath, trying not to look like a perverted killer!
If it weren't for the thousands of miles away, Shen Yan would really want to blow up this group of customer service staff who are full of food and don't do shit!
"Hello, I need to confirm your information here. Excuse me, your name is Shen Yan, and you are from Xiaguo. Your bank account number is...
"Yes, yes, yes, I am the person I am, so hurry up and unfreeze me. Why do you freeze the money I have worked so hard to earn?"
"Okay, sir, I understand your request here, please wait for me for a minute, I'll go and take a look for you~"
The customer service lady's voice was very sweet, but to Shen Yan's ears, it was very harsh, and his chest exploded in anger!
in a minute.
"It's like this, sir, I saw that your account involves security issues, so I froze it for you!"
"Security issues, what nonsense security issues, I didn't cheat, and I didn't do anything, where is the security issue?
Shen Yan is speechless!
"I'm sorry, I'm not sure about this. Generally, the yamen or the government ordered our bank to freeze it! I suggest you contact the local yamen to see if they can solve this problem~"
have to!
Shen Yan rolled his eyes!
At this moment, he already has 800 sentences in Zu'an dialect on his lips, and he uttered them!
Damn you, if you didn't watch it! (cjaf) I scolded you so shamelessly that I shrank you back into my mother's womb, believe it or not!
"Okay, can your bank unfreeze it for me, I haven't done anything illegal~"
Shen Yan looks innocent!
"Sorry, you can't.
"Here, I suggest you contact the local yamen..."
"Slap!"
Shen Yan, hang up the phone!
He knew that if he continued to talk, it would be nothing more than a bunch of words, meaningless!
Damn bank!
Damn capitalists!
Pay me back!
He, I risked his life, went deep into the tiger's den, and grabbed some money from warlords and drug lords, how easy it is for me!
Confiscated again, frozen again!
All the co-authored money was taken away by you!
Don't let me unfreeze it!
An evil smile emerged from the corner of Shen Yan's mouth!
Then stop blaming me for being ruthless!
In Shen Yan's mind, a bold idea popped up!
Since the bank has frozen the money!
Then forge a fake check yourself!
Crazy cash out directly, set your bank bankruptcy!
When the time comes, just kneel on the ground and call yourself grandpa!
Just do it!
Shen Yan decided to forge international bank checks directly!
Let's set up eighteen million first!
Thinking of this, Shen Yan turned around and walked out of the airport.
Since you want to forge a check, you have to find a hidden place.
Shen Yan came to the outskirts of Cotton Harbor.
Here, there is a large area of slums, the environment is dirty and messy, and the management is even more chaotic.
On the street, you can see sloppy Asan brothers everywhere, potholes and stagnant water, and three jumpers speeding past~
Shen Yan frowned, and went to a small hotel on the second floor of a nearby shop, and stayed.
Generally speaking, the hotel is fairly clean, and in China, it is only about a hundred or so.
"Slap!"
Shen Yan closed the door, opened the curtains, and looked around vigilantly!
On the street, women carried various water tanks on their heads, walking awkwardly.
Brother Ah San, there are stalls selling all kinds of small groceries on the side of the road.
"Chi la la ~"
Three jumpers drove by, raising a cloud of flying dust.
very good!
Shen Yan nodded, and immediately closed the curtains with a "crash!"
He lay on the base of the wall and eavesdropped.
Beside, it was quiet, only a man and a woman could be vaguely heard laughing and cursing.
It's amazing that such a dilapidated hotel has good sound insulation.
This is really a unique condition!
Shen Yan immediately decided to use this place as his base for making fake checks!
Shen Yan put down the bag, first lay down on the bed for a while, then took the room card and walked out.
Since you are making fake checks, you must learn some knowledge about checks!
Open the Gaode map, the nearest library is five kilometers away.
Shen Yan nodded and waved on the road.
A little brother Ah San who was riding a three bungee and wearing a helmet came over.
"How much is it to go to Gaoyou Library?"
"Twenty dollars!"
"Um.
Shen Yan didn't haggle and sat in the back seat directly.
In the next second, he directly frowned.
Brother Ah San always has a faint smell of sweat~
It's like a stinky sock that a gym student took off and soaked for days!
It's sour and refreshing!
However, Shen Yan could only bear with the poor conditions.
"Beep beep..."
Three jumpers started, one rode Juechen, and left.
Ten minutes later, the three jumpers stopped in front of a luxuriously decorated library.
Shen Yan gave the money and walked in.
Inside the library, the windows are bright and clean, and sunlight shines through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows.
The dust flying in the air is like elves~
In the air, there is a burst of book fragrance.
Shen Yan looked at the bookshelf.
found it.
On this shelf, it's financial related.
He squatted down and looked for it, and soon, he found a book of world financial tickets as thick as a brick!
He happily picked up the book and came to the seat.
Shen Yan looked at it with relish.
Shen Yan's learning talent can be called a photographic memory!
The speed of reading books is ten lines at a glance!
The words in that book, like a printing press, were printed directly in my mind!
Soon, Shen Yan turned to the column of "U.S. International Bank Check".
In just a few seconds, he quickly grasped the key points of the international bank check!
oh~
So it is!
The U.S. International Bank, like U.S. banknotes, uses acid-free paper, and the ink printed on it is a constant-color ink that is as famous as the color-changing ink!
This kind of ink can only be produced by the US government and a few institutions!
Control is extremely strict!
It can't be burned by fire, and it can't be soaked by water. The key is that even if it is a high temperature of several hundred degrees, the ink will not change color at all!
Very amazing!
And the others are nothing.
Tut tut tut!
Shen Yan frowned.
Where can I get this acid-free paper and constant-color ink?
That's a problem!
After all, these two things, not to mention in Tianzhu, even in the United States, are strictly controlled!
Ordinary people can't touch it at all!
correct!
Shen Yan thought of a way!
His grandma's!
Lao Tzu's chemical engineering foundation is not learned in vain!
Put the acid-free paper away first!
This constant color ink seems to be mixed with several ordinary inks!
It’s not hard on yourself!
Shen Yan rubbed his hands, closed the "Ticket Encyclopedia" and walked to the chemical industry area.
have!
Shen Yan smiled slightly, and took a copy of "Paint Modulation and Production" from the bookshelf!
Let me see~
Shen Yan read it with gusto!
Sudden!
When turning to page 582, Shen Yan was ecstatic!
have!
"Ordinary ink is easy to change color when exposed to water and high temperature, so Woodpecker Company, in 2008, produced a special kind of permanent color ink, even if it is a high temperature of several hundred degrees, it will not change color~"
"However, this technology is still in the patent protection period, so the author cannot disclose it!"
Hahaha!
The patent protection period is not it!
funny!
I'm afraid you don't know what kind of country Tianzhu is!
The most famous industry in Tianzhu is the pharmaceutical industry!
The most awesome thing is to produce all kinds of cheap generic drugs to extend the lives of patients who cannot afford genuine drugs!
And generic drugs, imitation, is not the patented technology of those big companies?
Pharmaceutical companies, secretly get drug patents, and then produce generic drugs according to their own understanding!
The curative effect is not bad~
Hahaha!
Shen Yan is happy!
In a copycat country like Tianzhu, talk to me about patent barriers?
Sorry Woodpecker Company~
This time you're a scholar who meets a soldier, and you can't explain why!
Shen Yan directly opened a webpage of Tianzhu.
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