Diablo Destruction

Chapter 221: Wise wife and mother!

I always feel that after this game is over, I have to accumulate a bit of morality, and I have to run out. What's the matter? Why has there been some inexplicable invasion of moral integrity in recent times?

Before meeting Huang Duanzi's maid, where did that full of disciplined self go?

With this sad question, I came to Aunt Lisa's kitchen. []M

Now, my idea is that such a depressing and sad self will simply drag everyone together into the water, yes! Why is it that I am suffering every time, you guys who watch the game happily, also go to **** with me, and donate your soul to Lucifer bastard! !

With a gloomy bow, he smiled a few times and raised his head, my smile was bright again.

"Cousin... Cousin Meow, you are imposing...what awful meow"

This pseudo-mother had no other skills. Intuitively it was one-on-one. After keenly aware of my change, he was trembling.

"It's nothing, just suddenly figured out a problem." Just like the out of control first machine, shaking a few times, I turned around and opened a big mouth to Fini.

"Meow!!" Fanny collapsed in tears.

It's really interesting to bully this false girl.

"Now let’s interview the third player, there must have been a lot of people who knew her, yes, she is the mother of Sarah who has been rated as the first beauty of the dark continent by the good guys, and of course, my mother-in-law. It is not an exaggeration to have such a beautiful daughter as the second most beautiful woman on the mainland."

I laughed, I was happy to take pictures of the horses of my mother-in-law.

"I'm Sarah's father. Look here. I'm the father of the first beautiful woman in the mainland. I can give birth to such a wonderful daughter. How can I be famous on the handsome guys list."

Lal, not far from the audience, listened to me saying this, and suddenly got rid of himself, scorned, and feared that others would not know him.

It is a pity that his sense of existence is indeed very thin, and not many people notice him at all.

I can think of it with my toes. The father of the first beautiful woman in the mainland, the mother of the first beautiful woman in the mainland must undoubtedly receive a hundred times attention. After all, there is the so-called mother-daughter effect. People are more willing to believe that a beautiful woman and an ugly man can give birth to a beautiful daughter. , Instead of a beautiful man and an ugly girl, can give birth to a beautiful daughter.

Compared with the simple aunt in front, Aunt Lisa seems to have a star appearance in her eyes. Logically speaking, she should be exposed to the attention of so many people for the first time, but she is still in a hurry. With ease, the grace and grace are like a princess in a dying country, which happened to be picked up by Lalna cheaply and marry home.

"Every elder can really talk, even if I am already an old woman in her 30s or 40s." Aunt Lisa smiled gracefully, covering her small mouth.

"Women, no matter how beautiful they are, they must be cheaper men. So, compared to my baby girl getting the title of the first beauty in the mainland, I think you are happier as your son-in-law who regards the first beauty in the mainland as her own. "

Oh, Aunt Lisa, you can't laugh at me like this! ! !

I wiped my cold sweat and looked back stiffly. Sure enough, when I heard Aunt Lisa's audience, tens of thousands of men had already burned up, and it seemed that I was brought back to the cruel reality from the short joy-- That’s right, not only Miss Sarah, the first beauty of the mainland, but also Lord Linya, who was also one of the three major beauties, and also the majesty of the elven Altolia, the noble prestige, It is not inferior to the first two. I heard that it has an ambiguous relationship with Lucia, your lord of the fox family, who is charming and charming.

Burn this male harem! ! !

In an instant, countless envious eyes of jealousy and hatred turned into a burning flame, and the eyes cast upon me could not help burning me to ashes immediately.

"You, you...what do you want to do, cousin...it's not the kind of man with a heart~~"

Aware of this terrifying hostility, Fanny, like a hen protecting a chick, stood nervously in front of me, bearing countless hot eyes on my behalf.

Fini, although thank you very much for coming forward to speak for me, but...

With tears in my eyes, I watched as if I had maintained a neutral attitude. On my face, at least we still have a pure land of souls-only Fanny fans who belonged to our Highness Fanny, suddenly joined the frenzy of hatred. In this world, I have lost even the size of an ant hole.

"Aunt Lisa, you hurt me."

With a shrug of my head, I sighed listlessly. The eyes of the audience made people feel that if they walked at night in the future, I am afraid that every step will be attacked and knocked on the sap.

"If the days are too ordinary, it is easy to forget happiness, so suddenly I want to cause you a little trouble, so that you can know how happy it is to marry the three girls Velaslina and Sarah, But cherish them well."

In this tone of coming person, Aunt Lisa looked at me tenderly and urged.

"Don't be like a fool, born in a blessing without knowing it."

The gentle gaze of the previous moment, immediately with a black air, leaned down to a paladin uncle who felt lonely because he was ignored.

"I think Aunt Lisa, you are also enjoying it."

After looking at Uncle Lal and then Aunt Lisa, I suddenly felt that the couple might be really appropriate if they looked at it in some way.

"Oops, is that true?"

For my statement, Aunt Lisa just smiled faintly. However, there seemed to be a warm memory in her eyes. []

"Cough, let us see now what the Lisa player will bring us."

Feeling a bit off the topic, I picked up the magic megaphone again and pulled the rhythm back into the game.

"Can you tell us, Lisa player, I think you have a lot of ingredients on your table. What are you going to do? I'm looking forward to it. As far as I know, Lisa's cooking skills are The entire Rog camp was ranked high."

"It's not a big deal if I win the prize. I want to use these ingredients to make three courses."

"Three meows? As far as I know, this time the score is based on the average score, so it’s not that there are many dishes done, the chance of winning is great. If one of them does not do the other two well, maybe Will lag behind"

Fini, who has a good memory, kindly reminds Aunt Lisa of the rules of the game. If you want to get the highest score, it is safer to choose your best. The judges will not give higher because of the amount you do. One point score.

"It's okay, I just want to do it. The game wins or loses, which is the second." Aunt Lisa gave up, rubbing Fini's head and smiling like the elders of Cihe.

"In this way, Lisa's participation in this time does not seem to place too much weight on the outcome. I don't know if this peaceful attitude can make her the dark horse of this competition?"

I took the opportunity to explain to the audience below, the real purpose is to slowly transfer the burning envy and jealousy just now.

"Why are there three, not two, and five? Can you tell us about the reason contained in this number?" Continue to extend the magic amplifier in front of Aunt Lisa.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that there are just three stupid people at home who can't take care of themselves." Facing the loudspeaker, Aunt Lisa gently stroked half of her face, showing a very temperament, so I explained to everyone Road.

"Oh, it turns out that these three dishes were made for three important family members? It's really great. It seems that our Lisa players, in addition to their superb cooking skills, are amazing and admirable good wives and mothers."

The trio of Lal under the stage had already cried like tears.

"Woo oh oh Lisa, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't go to the bar last night and drink until late at night." Uncle Lal knelt down on the ground, tilted his upper body, roared into the sky, with a heartache. Looks like.

"Yeah, even if we secretly ran to drink, we shouldn't lie to Lisa's sister-in-law, saying that you should take the initiative to ask for patrols around the camp to prevent the sudden appearance of monsters and disturb the great birthday."

Doug clutched his chest, and his face was pale, as if he had been hit by a heart that was more painful than a single arrow.

"When I got home drunk, I vomited all over the hall. In order to avoid Lisa's punishment, I secretly picked up a few cows and sheep outside and put them in..."

Doug squatted down, holding his bald head, regretting it.

The regrets of the three big men are just like a master carving master who sculpted a statue of a man named Confessor.

Hey, hello, I heard it all here.

I looked at the three fools, and then I looked at Aunt Lisa, whose smile was brighter on her face.

Do you really miss that?

"Yes... By the way, can you tell me, what are the names of these three dishes?"

An unknown fame emanating from Aunt Lisa made me unconsciously use honorifics, and my eyes became cautious, ready to be ready to make a high-end dodge like the hacking empire at any time. I was afraid that the kitchen knife in her hand would fly out.

"Yes, they really should be given a nice name. I was just wondering what to take. Elder Tofan's blessing is now taken."

The kitchen knife in Aunt Lisa's hand flicked gently, and she saw white light flashing over. She was placed on a chopping board and saw a raw fish. She was immediately separated from the head, and the head was cut off neatly with a knife. I can't believe my body is gone, the tail is still wagging subconsciously, and the mouth opens and closes unwillingly, like a man with a cut throat, desperately trying to **** air into his lungs.

With a cut, blood spattered, and a few drops spattered on Aunt Lisa's beautiful face, rendering her gentle smile on her face as if it was cherry blossoms.

"The first dish name, Braised Lal." There was a smile on her face, but there was no slight smile in her words.

Suddenly, Uncle Lal under the stage, as if feeling the same, became the fish with the head cut off on the cutting board, constantly rolling and twitching and struggling on the ground.

"Second course name..."

Saying that, Aunt Lisa's hand, without hesitation, grabbed the cage prepared on the side, lifted the old hen inside, and twisted the neck of the chicken swiftly, making this clucking old hen sensuously, without feeling the slightest Painful, the chicken's head crooked, and the flapping wings hung softly, and there was no more sound.

"Stew Doug!!!"

As if squeezing out of her teeth, Aunt Lisa said word by word. Suddenly, Doug, who was in a hurry, clutched her neck and fell in pain.

"The last one..."

Put it aside, covered by a wooden lid. I don't know what ingredients are in the pot. Lift it to the front and lift the wooden lid. There is a pot of fresh clams inside.

Pick up these clams and pour into the boiling hot water next to them without hesitation. Watching the small clams are instantly cooked, opening the shell to reveal the clam meat inside, she quickly picks up and removes the other A pot of oil was burned with ginger, sprinkled with ginger, and the already darkened smiley face, tempting little mouth opened slightly, said slowly.

"Furious Guff!"

Geoff also fell.

On and off the court, it was speechless, many men have burst into tears-although the beauty is good, but the yellow face woman at home is suitable for herself.

"Ha~~ahhaha~~ Also... really a strange dish name, then, wish Lisa players can win the championship in one fell swoop, we continue to interview the next...next..."

No, Aunt Lisa will never win the title. With these three magical dishes, no matter how delicious they are, it’s useless. Akara and Altria are willing, and tens of thousands of men on the field Won't agree.

Fanny and I left the scene like a flight, gasping for breath.

"Good... so scary meow"

Fini sobbed quietly, then raised her head, carefully, and looked at me with such a little fear.

"Cousin...cousin, Miss Sara...she will...will not...will not be like this...right?"

"Tear you crow mouth!"

I immediately hooked the corner of Fini's mouth, and pulled away on both sides, this guy... Sarah of my family will not become so terrible! ! !

But... um, what to say, everything is as expected.

Looking up at the scene, I found that many male audiences were still in a tangled expression with broken faces. The same expression on my face made me suddenly feel more eager.

How about choosing Aunt Lisa as the interview subject, sure enough, as I said before, don’t think I’m alone, everyone will go to **** and see Lucifer, bastard! !

From this point of view, I really am a man who can be considered even if the egg hurts. Such a terrible attribute... Maybe I will grow into a very terrible guy in the future. I may be praised as having another hundred in addition to singing. Wang Fan, a conqueror of various methods of conquering the universe! ! !

Next, let's talk about the healing effect.

After thinking proudly, I turned my eyes again and finally fell to Sister Karina.

Speaking of Sister Carina, the first impression of her was that she was beautiful, bold and strong, but after real understanding, she discovered that this seemingly strong woman actually hides a very delicate and fragile side. .

What a wonderful flower, it was spoiled by Gott’s orangutan.

"What kind of wonderful dishes will Karina players bring us?"

Entering the interview time, I was surprised to find that Sister Carina placed all the fruits on the stage, and most of them were bananas.

"Oh, Wu Xiao...Is it possible for the elders to guess?" Sister Carina blinked at me slyly.

"Fruit platter?"

I replied without hesitation. Anyone who saw the dozens of fruits on the stage would be the first one to think of this name in his mind.

But... can the fruit platter be a dish?

Sure enough, Karina shook her head with a smile.

"Elder Guess~ Wrong~ Luo~~ It's a banana pie."

"This is a good meow, I like sweetmeat~~"

Fanny rushed up like a camera and looked at the fruit above, her eyes gleaming with happiness.

So a large group of fans, Fini, solemnly recorded this important message in the book. Some people could not wait to turn up their inventory to see if they could make up materials such as banana pie and apple pie. .

"Oh? I've only heard of apple pie, what's the banana pie? Can you share it with everyone?"

I stretched the megaphone to the opposite side. Suddenly, the fans of Fanny who were busy taking notes, cheered with a look, almost satisfied with no excitement.

Fuck off, you guys!

"Actually, it's nothing. It's not particularly delicious." Sister Carina smiled with a slightly troubled expression.

"It's just that my family especially likes to eat bananas, so I made it like this without permission. Ordinary people may be more suitable for apple pie. Only the banana madman in my family can eat no matter how many."

"Have you heard that, it's so good, Karina's husband, really happy."

Sister Karina's speech made the men and women in the audience burst into tears with excitement. They only felt that the heart they had just received a heavy wound had been healed. Some people even shouted the slogan of marrying Karina as a wife.

Of course, there are still a few careful-minded guys who have not forgotten the envy and jealousy in their hearts. At this time, they cast me a more glaring glance, as if to say, is there any other man in this world who can be as happy as your harem man, bastard? ! ! !

"Please forgive me for taking the liberty to ask, why does Karina’s husband like to eat bananas? Is it because Karina chose?"

I tried to take it one step closer, shaping it as a touching story of a couple eating fish, so I continued to ask.

"Because it's an orangutan."

Because it's an orangutan...

It's an orangutan...

Orangutan...

The crisp and clear voice echoed over and over again in the ears of the male audience who felt the healing.

The scene was silent.

"Ooooooooooo Lina, I'm hungry."

Learning to be like Taishan, swaying over the heads of countless audiences, then several gorillas tumbling down on the stage, debut.

"Oh, it's you, Wu, what are you doing? It seems funny, ah ha ha ha ha"

As long as you take it seriously, it is terrible, very majestic, and a male face like a certain director. At this time, a naive idiot is showing a smirk. It seems that everyone is fully interpreting the definition of the term orangutan.

"Lina, why didn't you take all the bananas in the house, but couldn't find any of them?"

Without waiting for me to speak, he turned around and complained to his wife.

"Good boy, good boy, fill up your stomach with a few sticks, the banana pie will be fine."

Sister Carina looked at her husband tenderly, just like...pets...uh.

"Oh, banana pie? I want ten, ten." Gottler danced.

"Yes, yes, sit aside and wait for a while, don't run out to cause trouble for everyone." Karina pointed to the position of the braised and stewed trio under the stage and coaxed with a gentle smile.

At this moment, I suddenly had an illusion, or an intuition-if there is a large iron cage for fierce beasts placed under the stage, the place that Sister Carina is referring to must be the direction of the cage. .

"I got it!!!"

Gao Te was happily holding a bunch of bananas, sitting next to the three, staring at his wife on the stage while peeling and eating. Suddenly, it seemed that he had found them around and looked at them curiously. ,then……

"Puff puff"

The orangutan covered his mouth, his cheeks swelled up, and couldn't help but pointed at the three people with laughter.

"Lal, Doug, Geoff, what's wrong with you, how do you look like a dog with a bereavement, you must have done something bad, was fined by Lisa, you look at my Karina, How nice to me."

I said, flaunting the bananas in my arms in front of the three, eating them with flavor and taste, and not forgetting to make a pair of "If you ask me sincerely, you can’t even consider giving you one. The proud gesture of "root".

I:"……"

Fanny: "..."

All viewers: "..."

"This...the family has a hard time...cough, sorry, every family has a different understanding and definition of happiness, no matter what kind of relationship, even if the owner and the pet are the same, as long as they are both Just feel happy."

I wiped my cold sweat, doing the final statement of this interview, and wished Sister Carina’s dog food...oh no, it was a banana pie, and she could be generous and win the laurel crown in one fell swoop.

Although the hope is even slimmer than the sudden setting of Altman attacking the dark continent.

Very good, it seems that the body and mind have been cured a lot (?), it seems to barely play a spirit (because I saw a man who is more tragic than himself), I will use this precious spirit, and then the most difficult will be Dismiss the group.

My eyes fell on the old Farah and Mu Dwarf melon opposite.

Perceiving my gaze, these two old men sneered again and again, with their arms around their chests, and a confident look. They seem to be saying, come here, boy, let you see what is the world’s first weird and stingy combination. Awesome.

At this time, I realized that the game had passed for a while, but the two old guys were still clean on the stage and did not make any preparations. Surely it was a mess! !

With a smile on his face and a smile, I came to their kitchen counter.

"The next two, their names are probably already here, and no one knows, no one knows. I won’t introduce them much, but I’m afraid everyone is very curious..."

I pointed to the two old men, with a look of sarcasm.

"The president of a magic guild, a dwarf forge master, doesn't look like a kitchen master. Why did they come here, is it for a higher or lower, or how much do you want to compare?"

Many audiences who understood the meaning of this sentence burst into laughter.

Muradin, who is a dwarf, is naturally very sensitive to the word high and low, while Farah standing next to him is a thin bamboo pole. As for that number, of course, it refers to the beard of two people.

In a word, not only did they ridicule the most taboo places of the two people, but they also suspected of secretly provoking, because these two old guys, originally a pair of natural enemies, wanted to understand how these audiences can not laugh.

However, no one would blame the host of the poison tongue, because... These two old men are so hateful, Jane reaches the level of anger and no one will sympathize with them.

"You kid..."

Everyone else can understand it, and Farah and Muradin, as the parties, are even less likely to understand. For a while, both of them blow their beards and stare at me, hoping to pounce on me immediately.

However, even if I knew what I said was just a break, the two of them stared at each other after staring at me, one staring at each other’s head, the other staring at each other’s big beard, jealousy. Flashing, showing the relationship between fox friends and dog friends who can bite a teammate at any time.

"Okay, let’s see what these two old men can bring to everyone. Can you talk about it? The game has already passed halfway, you seem to have nothing to prepare, don’t you just want to go on stage and sell a face?"

I asked innocently~www.readwn.com~ Although the host can't bring emotions, but also have to look at the object, like these two old guys, I am more bitter and harsh, and the audience will only clap their hands.

"Humph, don't be surprised if you look at it."

Listening to my question, the two old men temporarily put down their careful thoughts, proudly raised their eyebrows, and in the eyes of everyone surprised, took out a strange magical instrument shaped like a meat grinder.

"Automatic cooking machine!!!"

Faramond and Nobira shouted in unison...

Some readers speculate that the two masked people are leg hair fairy and stupid devil. Although Xiaoqi also wants to write this, the plot will become more interesting, but it still needs to be reasonable. If the stupid demon can come to the first place so easily In a world, Bailier, who is close to the demon, has already captured the alliance surprise attack.

Brother and sister fools will meet, but not recently...! ~!