Diablo Destruction

After packing up the equipment, I touched the dizzy head that caused the brain congestion because of my sleeping posture, and walked downstairs. It happened to meet the fat boss, who had not yet opened his mouth. A bear roar had been heard from the side, Startled me.

　　 "Ou, Wu, did you kid finally wake up, and may the great barbarian guardian bless you, you sleep like a pig."

It's sun, just sober, and I was attacked by a high decibel. I turned my head and glared. What can be called a human-shaped big horn, besides Doug, who is doing it next to him, is the big boring Boff, I think the characters of these two people have gone to extremes, a dull, Baganzi can't say a word; a wordy, don't talk about the weight of what should be said, the next day the whole person will wither and gray, if these two How good would it be if individuals could complement each other a little bit, then that would be the most normal barbarian.

　　The fat boss greeted me and bowed to me with a smile: "This lord Druid, since you fell asleep the day before yesterday, these adults have been waiting for you here often."

is it? Doug, this old boy, is really interesting. Forget it, I won't curse your offspring.

　　 However, the day before yesterday! ? ?

　　 Could it be that I have been asleep for more than a day?

　　 At this time, Doug's loud voice came again.

　　 "Haha... Do you know Wu? You actually slept on the floor at the door, or did I throw you on Chuang!, how is it, I am interesting enough!"

　　 "Throw...?" My tone question was a little weird.

　　 "Yes, that's it..." Doug seemed to be afraid that I didn't understand. He made a gesture of lifting his arm from the ground and gently flicking it.

　　 It's day, no wonder in my dream, there is a section that fell from the cliff. The original culprit is you, Doug, you are really guilty, and even let me dream! !

　　 I gritted my teeth and looked at the excited Doug. If it weren't for his arm and thigh thicker than the cow, I really wanted to play with him in a live-action fighting competition.

　　 "Goo..."

　　 My stomach became uncomfortable, and I fell asleep for more than a day. I was croaking when I was hungry.

　　 "Boss, give me 2 servings, no, 3 servings of broth."

　　 I said to the boss: "The money is on the barbarian."

　　 I secretly pointed to Doug.

　　 The boss nodded with the smile that never changes.

　　HOHO! Dear Uncle Doug, don't blame me...

　　 "Dear Wu, it looks like you have experienced a very hard experience."

　　 I sat on Doug's desk with a big hand, and with a big mouth, Doug couldn't rest for a moment, and immediately asked.

　　 "Then, of course, don't look at who I am, what a perverted demon, carrion, huge beast, it's not a piece of cake. Even if the body is angry, we will knock it with a stick."

　　 I said unintentionally.

　　Doug's eyes lit up, bragging, bragging, I like Bragging most.

　　 I saw that Doug's eyes suddenly became brighter and brighter, and my heart was not well understood. It seemed that my words played a "quotation" role.

"Haha, yes, yes, I have the style of the year, but don't think that you can be proud. I'm not afraid to tell you that the adventures I have experienced can be tens of thousands of times more dangerous than you. What, exaggerated, how can you say that? Well, the entire Rogge camp knows that Doug is the most honest person and never bluffs. You listen to me carefully and remember that once..."

Sure enough, I just finished talking, and Doug started talking eloquently. It was okay in the front. At least I could go through five stages and six fighters. I played with the blacksmith vividly, and finally attracted each other and smiled. En Qiu, a friend from now on, is a big deal behind, I don’t know when, Andalil has recognized him as the boss, Du Ruier has become his mount, Mephisto is the maid washing her feet and sleeping, even Bardu became his wives, Diablo? Well, it's still washing the toilet at Doug's house. Not to mention other small characters. If you don't take into account the prestige of angels, I'm afraid even Tyrell, the head of angels, won't be able to survive in the evening.

　　 Yes, all of my plays have been snatched by you. What else? Someone with a face as good as Doug thought secretly.

At the time of Doug's mouth flying, the broth I ordered came up. There were three full servings. You should know that one serving is enough to feed a 100 kg big man. These three servings can be imagined. know.

"Doug, how about it, are you interested in comparing it?" I tapped the big plate with the broth with porcelain soup, and looked at Doug provocatively with a self-righteous eyes, obviously to him. The "well-intentioned move" while sleeping is still bitter.

　　Doug looked at the three servings of broth on the table, then looked at me. Rarely lowered the volume and said: "Really compare? Isn't it better?"

　　 I shook my head firmly, hum, Doug, do you have a guilty conscience? I’m afraid, now, let me see you, a Druid who has been hungry for 2 days, his real horror, don’t leave any shadows in your heart, then I will be sorry , Oh HOHO...

　　 But Doug’s next words made my legs soft and hardly planted on the table

"Okay, even if you are so sincere, I am also embarrassed to refuse, just compare it. Although I had just eaten 7 portions of roasted meat, it was already full, but if it is only a little, I will probably still be able to eat it. Yes, but if you want to compare it, it’s a bit of a jackpot. Whoever loses pays the bill, yeah, just do it."

　　 said, waiting for me to react, Doug immediately turned his head and shouted at the fat boss: "Boss, give me 5 more broth."

　　 At this moment, my whole person has been grayed out...

I admit that my brain was kicked by a donkey, and even compared with a barbarian, just like an ant wants to compare with an elephant, how ridiculous, obviously free lunch has arrived, you can also give it by the way Ge Yiji was dumbfounded, but because of my momentary enthusiasm, not only did the free lunch disappear, but also more of his share. "

I watched Doug use a small toothpick, and satiated his two rows of white-sensen teeth with satisfaction. As time passed, every piece of meat on it was my money, and I gritted my teeth-just The boss’s dialogue was definitely heard for him, so he promised to compare with me and put me on the back, talking about it, or I was too naive.

　　I finally understand what stiffness is old and spicy. Even a honest barbarian who has lived for a long time will have to become fine, not to mention that I never thought Doug was honest, from the moment he was born into a maternal womb.

Gefu is all the way from the beginning to the end, with a stiff smile on his face, watching us make noises, and does not say anything, laugh, laugh, see me being reminded by Doug Yin, you can also be regarded as Half an accomplice.

　　 Frustrated to take out more than 10 gold coins, I asked with a straight face: "Can you make a discount?"

　　 Waiter: "..."

By the way, Doug picks up his teeth while thinking of something like: "Just now I heard someone calling you a stupid ass, did your kid get enemies with others so quickly? How about, do you need a helper? As long as you control me three Meals will do."

　　I really want to do this. I haven’t been killed by the Chou family, so I have to be eaten by you and die. I express serious BS for Doug's shameless behavior.

　　 But what should I say, to be honest? That's because I was scolding myself, and there was a big mouth Doug, guaranteed that for a long time, the nickname of my stupid donkey would be able to ring through the whole Rog camp, and it was very popular.

　　 "No way, a good-looking person is easy to be remembered." I was extremely narcissistic and flicked my hair and said depressedly ~www.readwn.com~ cut it. "Doug was extremely disdainful of my nausea, immediately rolled his eyes and said BS, but unexpectedly, the wooden sign picking his teeth was accidentally inserted into the gums. He hurt the pain and retaliated.

　　 "Doug, haven't you left Camp Roger since I left?"

　　 I was half-depressed lying on a chair, holding a full stomach, and felt that I couldn't continue the in-depth discussion on the aspect of the donkey, so I came to a big move + move flowers, what? do not understand the meaning? Do you know what it means to change the topic? stupid! Play JJ a hundred times.

　　 "Yeah." Doug hiccuped and said leisurely.

　　 "Cut, BS you, as a great transferee, actually lived such a drunken and depraved life."

"Why can't the job changer live this kind of life? I think it should be like this. Who knows next time, I still have a chance to enjoy it again, so I have to try my best to have fun." Doug said indifferently.

　　 I was shocked and silent. This topic seemed too heavy and clicked off...

　　 "To you..."

Doug squinted at me, and said disdainfully: "I really don't know what you guys think, you have to get a cloak to cover up, and you don't have to do anything bad, why do you have to cover yourself So real, like me!"

　　 He lifted his half-exposed chest muscle like a rock.

　　 "I thought Wu you were special. I didn't expect to be assimilated by those somber mages." Doug shook his head and looked like you were disappointed.

　　 I did not refute-although I trust Doug them, but the fact that this cloak is equipment, I decided to hide it.