Diablo Destruction

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In this fantasy world, I am afraid that the computing power is insufficient, and the small family theater is going too far.

In this regard, the little fox, who has taken the liberty to visit, also has doubts.

"Your family is getting more and more suspicious."

"Why is it suspicious?" I yawned and touched the newspaper next to me. I found that I had finished reading it just now. I turned on the TV and saw my wife's beautiful face at a glance.

The same applies to a certain Yui Cult fanatic -- oh, by the way, the Cult disbanded last May.

"Hiding the doubts of the beautiful girl." The little fox said every word, with firmness and seriousness, with a serious face.

I stared at her earnestly, and after a long time, she looked at me with unyielding eyes, as if she wanted to beat me with righteous eyes and let me admit that I had harbored the beautiful girl's sinful life.

"you……"

The situation was tense, and I had reason to believe that the little fox could stare at me until I went to bed, so I broke the silence first.

"When you said this, you shouldn't have included yourself, right?"

"Huh?" The little fox's tone rose, showing confidence and disdain: "Just rely on you? Want to imprison me?"

"Incarceration, what kind of imprisonment, can't it be retention? Please be serious about your words, don't engage in colorism." I tapped the table hard, a love apartment, and you have to call it a night shift, is this appropriate?

"I mean, do you think you're a pretty girl too?"

When the little fox heard this, wow, he became more confident. He raised his chin, revealing a white and attractive neck: "Why am I not a beautiful girl?"

"Then you go, you go, and my doubts about harboring the beautiful girl will be self-defeating."

Little Fox:? ? ?

Obviously, she had never seen such a clever way of chasing guests, and she was speechless for a while.

Am I not a beautiful girl, you don't like seeing me so much, so you want to drive me away? Then I'm not leaving!

"It's beautiful." She snorted coldly.

"I see that you are guilty of a thief, so you thought about driving me away so as not to be caught by the tail."

"Speaking of the tail..." I think it's time to change the subject, and I continue to talk about it, just using Tamoya as a shield again, which can be called a violet police dog.

"Is it really good to show your tail so swaggeringly?" I pointed to the fox's tail that she swept around restlessly on the sofa. Maybe she was not fully used to having an extra tail, she could only have half a tail. Sit your **** on the couch, leaving some room for your tail to move.

If you want to replace it with the original little fox...with a flexible tail, it can show you a Z-shape, an N-shape, and an O-shape.

The latter works wonders.

"What? Have you finally made up your mind to get into the adult supplies business? Obviously there are so many beautiful girls hidden in the house." The little fox's eyes were erratic. Emphasize presence.

"Yes, I have this plan." In the shocked eyes of the little fox, I thought for a few seconds, gave the answer, and then gave her a charming smile.

"So, can you give me a glimpse of your sample?"

Under the gaze of my tentacle-like slippery eyes, the little fox silently, silently, slowly retracted his restless tail back into his long skirt.

In order to facilitate the movement of her tail and hide it easily, she has been dressed in a lady's long dress these days. She used to be a bohemian cowboy party.

If this is replaced by the original little fox... She dares to wear nothing in front of me!

Looking at the little fox's reaction, I was satisfied and proud, and took a sip of tea leisurely, squinting my eyes.

Are you here, fighting with me? early.

"Okay, I get it, I really can't come up with a perfect sample, there's no way to win the trust of buyers, I'll show you if you want to see it!"

Before I could finish digesting her words, she suddenly made a bold move, reached behind her skirt, gritted her teeth, pulled hard, and with a squeak, she pulled out a whole fox's tail.

puff!

!

I spit out a sip of tea ten meters away.

useless!

What's up!

When I saw the tail clearly, I realized that I had been fooled.

This is just a fake fox tail. Of course, it is not limited to adults, but a normal prop that is tied to the waist by a tie.

"Hahahaha, look at your dumbfounded look, you're a big idiot."

Seeing that the effect of the show had achieved, and even far exceeded expectations, the little fox smiled and hugged her stomach. She made a big move, and her hidden fox tail was exposed again. Following the owner's laughter, she swayed rhythmically and proudly.

"It's very realistic, I didn't see it at first, why are you hiding a fake tail in your skirt?"

I was not embarrassed. Anyway, the little fox teased me not once or twice. One or two days, she teased me during the day, and I went back at night. This is called back and forth.

Holding the fake tail that seems to still have a lingering fragrance, and fiddling with it a few times, it can't be said that it is very similar, but it can only be said that it is exactly the same. Of course, I am talking about the size and shape, and the hair is naturally incomparable. , and even the hair of the entire tailed orc group, is not a joke.

It's really slippery, soft, and moisturizing.

As soon as I asked the question, I realized that I asked a question, and what else can I use for it, it is nothing more than falsehood and truth, hiding her true tail.

But ah, but!

"You really don't plan to hide the slightest bit in front of me? We don't seem to know this enough yet." I pointed to the real tail behind her.

I see, the real suspect is not me, but you!

"Isn't it because you guy, from the beginning, didn't show any shock and surprise to my tail? It seems that in your eyes, it is normal for me to have a tail, but it came out naturally without knowing it. ."

The little fox raised his eyebrows and stared at me with a suspicious look - I was suspicious of you and suspicious of me!

"You guy, it's really suspicious."

"What's the matter?" I didn't panic, and I already had a plan to deal with it: "Reading newspapers, watching TV, watching the Internet, although it is hard to cover up, but the extraordinary events that occur frequently, even ordinary people are aware of the signs, don't do it. If you show a fox's tail, even if you show three in one breath, I won't make a fuss."

"That is to say, you are not an ordinary person?" The little fox keenly discovered the blind spot.

"Hmph, you can think so." I pushed the bridge of my nose, raised Erlang's legs, sank my back into the sofa, and held up a newspaper inexplicably, revealing a quarter of it shrouded in shadows evil face.

"Perhaps, you can think a little deeper. For example, this seemingly ordinary, weak and mysterious man in front of you is the mastermind behind everything, Jie Jie Jie."

"The newspaper is reversed."

"Oh... oh, sorry, it doesn't count this time, can I do it all over again?"

"Can't."

"..."

"By the way, your hairline is a little high, uncle."

"Long-winded! It's so noisy! Do you know what kind of burden my hair is bearing?!"

"Don't want to know. Don't explain."

"..."

"I didn't expect you to go online."

I threw the newspaper aside and pressed my forehead deeply: "In your eyes, what kind of old man am I?"

"I don't know, I just heard, I heard from Tamoya that there have been five noisy and noisy end-of-the-century uncles playing games 20 years ago in a nearby Internet cafe recently, which has seriously affected the Internet cafe's popularity. Business, according to the network administrator who did not want to be named, has listed five people as key monitoring targets.”

I subconsciously touched my chest.

Well, my heart is still there.

Blood is still flowing.

This broken Internet cafe can't stay.

Tomorrow, I will discuss with Lal, and everyone will pay for the New Year's money and stock up on the Internet cafe.

"I see. You came to my house today to find fault with me on purpose, right?"

"I'm not so free."

For some unknown reason, the little fox held up his cheeks in frustration, his tail was wrapped around the front, and she was fiddled with boredom and yawned.

"As you can see, there has been a little [minor accident] recently, and I can't show my face. I can only hide here and help Tamoya monitor you by the way."

"Do you want me to share with you a great way to make money at home?"

"Stock speculation?"

"Fry the graphics card." I smiled mysteriously, and I helped Princess Sanwu find a home for a rainy day. By the way, I also let the little fox suffer. I learned a lot, let her know that people's hearts are sinister, and experience the pain of losing pocket money.

Good father, good husband, I have paid too much for this family!

The little fox pondered for a while and gave a cooperation plan: "You pay, and I contribute?"

"What's your method of exertion?"

"It depends on how many floors you want to jump, how many floors you want to jump, I'll build a few floors, how?"

"Thank you."

My eyes fell on the TV, and I ignored her.

Losing, not only was seen through the intention, mocked back, and even did not forget Versailles when mocking.

These girls, after being nurtured by the Internet, one by one, only have sharp teeth and sharp mouths, ten times and a hundred times more powerful than before, and the transmigrators have no advantage at all, and they lose thoroughly.

The little fox watched TV with me for a while, mainly watching my wife and my wife, and suddenly spoke up.

"Where is the tool you used to trick and hide the beautiful girl?"

"Speak human words~www.readwn.com~Are there any snacks at home?"

"The second drawer right in front of you."

The little fox picked out a package of potato chips, and Kacha Kacha ate it. She suddenly frowned slightly, stood up and walked towards the kitchen.

"What are you doing?"

"Borrow some seasonings."

"The salt is in the second cupboard."

The little fox turned his head and gave me a glance, nunuzui, hesitating for a moment, hesitating for a moment, and finally unable to bear the lack of salt, he strode into the kitchen, and came out after a while, holding the bag of potato chips tightly with his little hands, shaking it vigorously up and down. , like the way I ate instant noodles when I was a child.

"Come on a slice?" She passed me and said politely.

"Thank you."

"These two queens really don't stop." She sat down in the original position, as if to cover up some shame, she had nothing to say.

"Be careful, it's all my wife!"

"Yeah." The little fox didn't take it for granted, he threw up the potato chips covered with powdered salt, his teeth were precise, and his tongue rolled, Kacha Kacha, Hanhu said, "On the Internet, everyone likes to say this. ."

She gave me a meaningful "heh, man" smile.

"At first, everyone was in harmony, XXX my wife. At this time, I like to ask, who is better, this queen or that queen, and then the forum crashed."

I also gave her a meaningful look back.

"When I meet this kind of person, I usually use a trumpet with a very special name to pay attention."

"What a trumpet with a special name... Ah! The mentally handicapped children's caring community, the Institute of Mental Disability Behavior, the Relief and Shelter Station for the Brain Disabled, the Orphan Identification Center in the Wenzang District, and the death-of-fighting incinerator that leads the whole family to go fishing, which one is you? the trumpet?!"

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