Diablo Destruction

He stared dumbfounded at the old drunkard speaking on stage. I was dumbfounded for a while.

"Yes, yes, do you want to spoil the Queen's sentiment and shame her?"

Muradin's clamoring voice also came out. Upon closer inspection, this guy worked hard to put on a Chinese character face, hiding the usual insignificant and stingy image behind him. At first glance, it was really a little [front] dwarf The power of the king.

It's just, what medicine are these two old guys selling in the gourd? In front of so many elves and other races, wouldn’t they consider the consequences, Kane? Don't you come out to stop them?

Many elves under the stage have begun to whisper, each with their own opinions, and the whole square was filled with the voices of thousands of elves.

I have to admit that this group of pretentious and elegant artists is indeed more sensible than humans. Although they were stunned at the beginning, but now I think back to it, it is the Queen’s Royal Highness that decided by her own will. Any reluctant ingredients are inside, and it seems that it is not their turn to be excited.

quickly. This kind of opinion prevailed, and the elves who had this kind of consensus were silent one by one, and the frustration and despair on their faces were all seen.

Hey, can it be said that the old drunkard and Muradin did a good thing?

Looking at the unexpected development, while I was amazed by the rationality of the elven race, I was even more surprised that the two guys on the stage who were afraid of chaos in the world did a decent thing today?

"No, because Her Highness is determined to marry the Alliance, why is that guy called Druid Wu Fan? I heard that the guy already has three wives, how can such a pervert be worthy of our Highness? !"

Dissonant voices came out from the corner of the square, and soon resonated with some elves, even those elves who had already accepted their fate, were shaken. Yeah, even if they are married, they don’t have to have that kind of guy, at least. Only find a guy who can more closely match Her Royal Highness.

"Quietly, quietly, that is to say, everyone has agreed to the marriage of the two tribes, is the discussion on this premise?"

The old drunkard held up the magic loudspeaker and pressed the audience's voice loudly.

Hey, why is that magic speaker so familiar? !

After flipping through the inventory, I immediately leaned. I was bored in the house last night. I took it out and practiced my throat. I may have forgotten to recycle it. I put it on the table and didn't know when I was touched by this bastard.

My artifact of conquering the universe! !

I endured the impulse to rush back, and I watched the stage with burning eyes, as long as these guys did something unreasonable, what they would face was my Druid Wu Fan Thunder one strike.

Without doubting their qualities, it is very likely that this time they are seriously discussing state affairs and civil affairs. The next moment they will turn around and play the Northeastern duo. This is where their bad roots lie.

"Very good, then let's take this as a premise and discuss one thing."

Enjoying the much-anticipated prestige, the old drunkard ran his throat with a smug voice that he could not conceal, and continued.

"First of all, the Druid Wu Fan in your mouth is the elder of our alliance, although in the status of each other's family. Perhaps it is not possible to be equal to your queen, but you also know that the great of our alliance The elder is Lord Akra, and the elder is already the highest position under the elder."

Under the gaze of countless eyes, the old drunkard said something rather unsophisticated in her mouth, could it be said...

In an instant, I thought of a possibility. That's right. It must have been Kane involved. Otherwise, the old drunkard would never be able to think of this kind of pretentious lines.

After it was over, the elves below also whispered a whisper, and even lines such as "The original alliance structure is like this" can also be heard occasionally.

There is no way. The elves say that the good ones are artists, and the unpleasant ones are squats at home. Ordinary elves don’t particularly like to gather in a noisy place such as a bar to chat and chat, but because of the scattered living, they are not I understand very well that I only know that the spiritual leader of my own family, the elder Yalandran and the wise queen, and even the appearance of human beings, before the two communities touched, the concept was quite vague.

"Of course, his position as an elder is unquestionable. He has been appointed for eight years. It is definitely not a hasty decision because he wants to marry your queen. Of course. If you want this, you have to change to another one, our alliance I don’t mind appointing another elder to marry your highness."

"That won't work!"

"Yes, yes, this is simply insulting Her Royal Highness!!"

Sure enough, the elves were excited, and they were really naive guys who were easily provoked.

"Could it be that there is no other elder except this Druid Wu Fan? At least one can treat the marriage with His Royal Highness wholeheartedly, not such a pervert!"

Among the crowd, the discordant voice appeared again, saying that it was the same person who first destroyed the atmosphere, listening to that tone, although the tone was intentionally changed, it was still true that the same person could be heard.

I felt that a very strong conspiracy was pervading the square.

"Yes, that's right, don't you humans have no good candidates?"

"Is the Adventurer League so capable?"

This dissonant voice can always provoke the flammable points of the elves, and in a flash, the protests again and again.

"Fool over there~~!!!"

The old drunkard roared sharply. Immediately calmed down all the voices, then pointed at an elf who took the lead in protest and said aloud.

"Do you think that a genius like your Highness is a vegetable on the street, can you meet it casually?"

"Of course not, Her Royal Highness is the hope given to us by the forest goddess, even if it is ten thousand years, one hundred thousand years, there will not be one."

This very passionate queen fan replied so loudly.

"That's it. The same is true of our league. It is known as the youngest elder in the history of the league. Do you think you can be a fool at random? It is also a rare stupid thing in 100,000 years... cough... that... ."

what--? Huh—? ! !

Just now the old drunkard seems to have swallowed a certain word, is it my illusion? And which one is that? [That] What does it mean? ! Give me a good explanation...No, don’t explain it, don’t explain it, bastard, why would I want to burst into tears?

"Of course, youth is always one less experience. Compared with elders like us, that guy still has a big gap." After a few coughs, the old drunkard continued.

No, I personally think that although it is really impossible to compare with the elders of Akara and Kane, even the miserable Farah, although his character is a bit worse, but because of his personal interests, he has also made a great contribution to the alliance. The spirit of research around the clock , Also makes me feel ashamed.

But for you, the old drunkard, I still have a little sense of superiority as an elder. You are the least qualified to say this, but you said it. Even the cheeky face that can withstand Barr's attack should be a little red.

When I secretly directed the vomiting in my heart, the old drunkard and the winter melon had been through for a long time. At this time, they finally exposed their true face as the roots of sin and the ancestor of the disaster.

"But it is a pity that there is only one kid who can match your elf queen in terms of age, or say..."

As of this sentence, the old drunkard's tone and expression are still quite normal, but at the next moment, they let everyone present understand what is meant by nature exposure and what makes the situation change sharply.

"Or are you willing to let your Highness, the Queen, marry this perverted old man?"

It seems that he used the biggest voice in his life to shout out this sentence. At this time, the old melon has been hiding behind the scenes, and in time with the old drunkard, stepped forward and lifted the objects in his hands high.

He held a memory crystal high in his hand.

Then, in everyone's doubtful eyes, the memory crystal burst into light, and a clear image was projected from inside.

In the video, wearing a magical girl's costume, showing a thin and thin thigh and leg hair Farah, with his yellow old hands, turning a heart-shaped wand with a cute girly atmosphere, because the experiment exploded and never There is no white beard that is too long, decorated with a pink ribbon bow, and there are not many hairs left combed into a small braid, and then tied into a very complicated hair style.

With countless colorful meteors and flamboyant blooming flowers as the background, such as dressed Farah turning his wand while turning the circle lightly, chanting words.

"Transfiguration, RARUKU, RARUKU, ..., favorite fish."

"puff------!!"

In an instant, countless sounds of rice-spraying are connected into one piece. If it is time after dinner, I am afraid that the whole square has become a sea of ​​food debris.

No... I'm sorry, although I was a little embarrassed, but please tell me where should I vomit, and where should I vomit.

"I don't know if you ask me like this, and don't cry~~!!!"

The little fox, who was holding my shoulder and rocking back and forth, had a subtle expression on his face. It was a very complicated feeling between shock and nausea and laughter and embarrassment.

No, no, this video... No, cough, the content in this memory crystal is too problematic.

With a dull expression, look at the metamorphic Fara wearing the magical girl costume in the memory crystal on the stage. After completing the amazing transformation, the index finger and **** flashed horizontally in the corner of the eye to make a The shining action of the beauty*girl once again caused countless rice-spraying sounds while saying "Adventure Alliance, warmly welcome you to join, we have the most lovely beauty*girls waiting for you to rescue", and then one Blowing kisses for the third time caused countless sprays of rice.

While watching, my brain is running at high speed.

No matter how abnormal the algorithm pulls the old man, it is impossible to make such a thing. Think carefully, think carefully, is this memory crystal a bit familiar?

"Woo~~!!!"

At this moment, a whine that was almost impossible to detect in normal times caught my attention. No, it was better to say that the last layer of fog in my heart was uncovered rather than the attention, so that I suddenly said "the truth is only One" impulse.

Passing through the crowd of 100 meters and approaching the source of the sound, I saw Fini as a little pseudonym, and yes, such a grand ceremony, she was not surprised when she did not come, but when did she come and why did she come I didn't come to see me, and when I looked at Oona who was standing next to her, I understood.

However, these are not important, what is important is the truth...

"Meow~, this is not the action that the red-haired evil spirit forced me to do a few days ago?"

Fanny didn't notice my approach, looked at the stage tightly, and exclaimed in an incredible tone.

Sure enough, I said why this movement and transformation lines are so familiar, isn't it the one I taught Fanny? This is Hongguo's plagiarism! !

"Huh huh huh?!!!"

At this moment, a familiar exclamation sounded on the other side. Just listening to the vitality inside, I knew that the always energetic Tia Xiaoya had her hair out.

"what happened?"

Beya little girl next to her asked aloud.

"Yesterday Elder Casia asked me to add an old man to the image above, it turned out to be the case."

Tia was a little confused, and seemed to know that he had done something quite abusive.

It turned out to be the case. If it is a princess of the Hradic family who is a magic race and has inherited the soul magic, this kind of thing may indeed be possible.

It's terrible, it's terrible. I didn't expect to see this artifact-level technology in the Dark Continent. The old drunkard might be accidentally a mind-liberator.

However, UU reading www.uukanshu.com seems not to care about this time now.

At this time, the content of the memory crystal was finally played, and the white memory crystal seemed to be unable to withstand the destruction. After completing his mission, it turned into a pile of powder, and the proud voice of the old drunkard sprayed again on the scene. After spraying again, everyone in a state of disappointment sounded in the ears.

"How about, it's impossible for your queen to marry this bad old man. In this comparison, Wu Xiaozi is not bad."

Not only is it good, it is simply perfect, looking at the elves who suddenly woke up, the fear and the expression of recognition on their faces, I vomited again.

"The last and most important point, many people may not know that Wu Xiaozi is actually another one of the Continental Gemini, so from this perspective, he can be worthy of your Highness."

Too late. Wouldn't it be possible to say this sentence earlier? You deliberately, deliberately want to drive Farah into the abyss! !

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So sultry, so deserted, no motivation~~