Diablo Destruction

"..."

"Where do I start?"

Early next morning. At an early morning moment that made my eyes wide open, I thought I was still dreaming, the little ghost got up early.

Now, standing at the foot of the crystal tree, looking up at the behemoth that was enough to cover the entire sky above our heads, our Highness Lady seemed quite troubled.

From what I know about her, now this huge crystal tree is like a big house made of cake in her eyes. Now I just consider whether I should start eating from a cake table dotted with fruit, or choose that Zhang's cake bed covered with sweet cream.

"Okay, start here."

After a moment, the little ghost found the target decisively, and then with a happy expression, he swayed towards the root of the crystal tree with a happy expression.

"..."

Before waiting for her to approach, the next moment, I already lifted up the little saint.

"Let me go, let me go, stupid little fan~~, it's just a maid in this district of the Virgin, who dare to stop the meal time of this Virgin~~"

"Bump~~"

"Wow!!"

Enjoyed a little ghost who had been struggling to stop struggling, with a sharp look like the elite boxer in the arena. Looking up and down at me, trying to find the flaw that could make a fatal blow.

"I'm not interested in interrupting your meal time, but I can't let you start eating from here."

I rubbed the little guy's face indifferently.

This stupid saint is intentional, absolutely deliberately right, even if she wants to start eating from the root of the crystal tree. Does she plan to bring down the entire crystal tree and take it home to eat it slowly? !

Leaving aside the reaction of the elven tribe, let's not talk about it for the first time. The biggest problem is how to carry the crystal tree back, not to mention me, even if the three devil gods come together, I don't want to move this one up to several kilometers. The canopy of the sun enveloped the behemoth that covered nearly one-twentieth of the entire inner city of the elven king's city and carried it back to Camp Roger.

Therefore, eat it on top of it. With the volume and growth rate of the crystal tree, even if there are ten more ghosts, there will be an endless supply of energy.

No, add ten more ghosts...

Eleven luminous bodies cast ghost body shells together and rushed over, biting together on their bodies, vomiting on themselves together, gnawing diamonds together, just imagining like this is enough to show despair on my face Color.

For me, this is definitely more desperate than the three demon gods coming to the first world.

"I don't want to eat from above, and finally I got permission from Little Arlanda, and I don't want to hide in the canopy and eat like I did yesterday."

The little ghost held by my collar struggled hard. A decisive look that would rather not die.

"..."

You also know that yesterday’s behavior was stealing.

"Why do you insist on starting from the roots? Isn't the crown of the tree the same? Look at the whirling leaves, like diamonds, which radiate brilliant light and resemble the spirit of the wind. They dance and sing in the breeze, swaying as much as you like. What does this picture look like? What? Can’t see it?! Look closely, isn’t it like a golden chicken drumstick and wings, are you beckoning you? Now just fly up, you can chew The mouth is full of oil, not 9998 meters, nor 998 kilometers. Just fly up 998 meters, you can enjoy an unparalleled meal, what are you waiting for, hurry up and act!"

"Ha~~ (saliva)"

Inspired by the three-inch tongue, the little ghost stopped struggling and lifted his head along my fingers. The silver eyes settled on the leaves of the crystal trees that were swaying in the wind, nibbling at the fingers, A child's expression when he saw the candy. A gleam of water flashed through the corners of the mouth.

Very good, hypnosis succeeded, and now in the eyes of the little ghost, those leaves may have turned into an attractive golden yellow chicken legs and wings.

Just when I was a little proud, the little ghost carried in his hand was shocked, just like suddenly taking the starfish away from a starfish girl's eyes, revealing the small animal-like panic and then struggling.

"I don't want it, I don't want it, it's much tastier than above."

Huh? ! !

Is there a difference in taste between the crown and the root? There is such a thing in an area that I don’t know, and I’m totally not interested in understanding. !

Is this the so-called generation gap of the food chain? It's like sharks can't understand why grass is so delicious for cattle.

"That...the taste should not be much different."

I felt a sudden appearance of "authority" in the little ghost, and asked cautiously.

"The difference is like comparing the stew made by Xiaofan to the stew made by Xiaoweirasi." Xiaoyouling stopped struggling, turned around, and pointed at me with his fingers.

"..."

It really made me understand the vivid metaphor of the existence of that huge gap in an instant.

"Well, if that's the case, I won't stop you."

With a sigh of abandonment, I glanced at the little ghost with a gesture of victory and secretly laughed in my heart.

"However, if you think about it, this is Crystal Tree Plaza. From time to time elf soldiers and civilians pass by. If they are seen by them, guess what will happen?"

After a pause, I imitated the tone of telling a ghost story and used a ghostly, hoarse voice to gently whisper in the ear of the little ghost.

"Yes... what will happen?"

Obviously he is a material that is often used in ghost stories-a ghost, but a little ghost who is not immune to ghost stories. He swallowed hard and asked calmly.

"If you think about it, they will stop curiously and watch you eat. If there are only dozens or hundreds of people, it's okay, but you know that this person's curiosity can't be restrained. I saw a group of people gathered here. , There will be more people coming to see what happened, and then slowly increased from dozens to hundreds of people, hundreds of people developed into thousands of people, thousands of people eventually turned into tens of thousands , Being surrounded by tens of thousands of people, can you still eat it safely? Tens of thousands of eyes, curious, surprised, incredible, this is more than that, think about your appearance, there will definitely be amazing, n evil eyes . Everything falls on you, just like there are countless hands scratching on your body, are you afraid of this happening?"

The five fingers were gripped, and I looked at the little ghost with a dark eye and said word by word.

"..."

The whole body trembled, as if it had really been stared by tens of thousands of eyes. The little ghost showed a very troubled expression, and then looked at me, the culprit.

"Xiaofan, you are such a bad guy."

Although I know that there are many exaggerations and intimidations in my words, such things are not impossible. With the wisdom of the little ghost, it can certainly be judged, so, after thinking for a moment, she glanced at the root of the tree with regret, she still gave up all her struggles.

"Good boy, idiot, go up and eat, although with the permission of Jalandland, it is always bad to be seen, isn't it?"

Rubbing the delicate hair of Xiao Yuling's head, I gently kissed her displeased pink lips.

After thinking about it for a moment, the little ghost nodded heavily: "Well, for the sake of your sincerity, this saint will listen to you once."

After I finished speaking, under my watch, her light and fluttering body flew up, and hadn't flew half a body's distance, suddenly turned around and looked at me angrily.

"Remember to pick me up, otherwise I won't go home."

"Yes~~YES~~"

I grabbed her little white hand with anger and laugh and kissed it lightly.

"His Royal Highness, I will definitely welcome you on time."

"Hehe~~"

I laughed a few times like a happy fool, and then the little ghost immediately smiled, raised his face to show what he took for granted, and snorted proudly at me before drifting away.

Whether the root part is more delicious, or the crown part is more delicious, or as the little ghost said, there is a gap between the two as I and Velas's craftsmanship, this may be only the little ghost As you know, it is an eternal problem for the world.

The only thing that is certain is that this little ghost, who is afraid of loneliness, is more and more hidden and diversified.

Looking up at the little ghost leaving, I thought secretly with a smile. It wasn't until that faintly glowing figure completely disappeared between the leaves that it looked away and fell to another place.

There are only a few days left before leaving the elves. Although from the beginning, I did not intend to have any intersection with this cheap wife, but just came here with the same feeling of completing the task.

However, the development of the matter was always unexpected. I never thought that my cheap wife, the elven queen who worshiped hundreds of millions of elves, gave herself such a familiar and powerful sense of vision. So much so that I cannot ignore it.

If you can’t ignore it, you should pay attention to this relationship. Anyway, as Altolia, I will have a day with her, maybe there will be many in the future, but how long is it? I'm afraid I have to wait until the moment of the attack on the forces of hell, ten years? Fifty years? a hundred years? Two hundred years? Or maybe five hundred years later? It may not be.

Before this time, it was impossible for me to have too much time to intersect with Altolia, who was busy with the housework of the large elven clan.

Therefore, when it is to commemorate yourself, or to fulfill the responsibility of a husband, at least when she is by her side, it can bring a little happiness to Altria, making her feel that this wedding is not a Simple cutscenes.

Well, the plan begins.

I went to Jalandland first, and got great support under her smile, and then I found Elder Lehman. After explaining it, the elder elder, who was highly respected, patted me on the shoulder, with kindness. My smile seemed to imply countless past events, and then said that to me.

"Altolia, I'll leave it to you."

After a while, I killed home, pushed open the door of the study, and smiled brightly in Altolia's doubtful eyes.

"Altolia, let's hang out together!"

"..."

Showing his thoughts, the golden dull began to circulate continuously. Obviously, Altolia did not understand the meaning of my sentence correctly, and began to drill the horns.

"Like literally, go shopping together."

While taking it for granted, I moved to the back of the chair, pressed my hands on her slightly stiff shoulder, and massaged it distressed for a moment, then from the back I put this Wang Wang, who doesn’t know how to cherish myself, into my arms. Gently rubbed on his fair face.

"visit?"

Altolia, who was suddenly treated with such intimacy, had a slightly hot face.

"Yes, let's hang out together, that's what it means."

I had to take a kiss on her pretty face, flushed with blush, and reached straight at the door and said.

"There is such a rule in our alliance, just married couples must spend their honeymoon trip, um, the so-called honeymoon is just sweet and easy, you should not want to just get married Husband, wander outside alone."

By the way, Diablo doesn't have a honeymoon, and the above is purely eloquent.

Although Altolia's character is indeed too upright and stubborn, but after getting along for a while, I slowly mastered the way to deal with Altolia.

It’s very simple. It’s just a matter of reason, whether it’s exaggeration, or even eloquence. You have to hold Altria on the road first. As for the excuses, it’s not difficult to find, just like I said the same thing just now.

Don’t forget, this dumbness is seriously lacking in some common sense. As long as you grasp her common sense blind spots, you can easily succumb to success, grace.

After the above steps are completed, it is almost the same as moving. Although Altolia’s character is stubborn, he is not a cold-blooded person. The reason why he usually looks strict and cold is just because of his status as a king. So, she should not have the slightest affection.

This method is quite effective, but no, Altria started to shake up, looked at the pile of documents on the table, and then looked at me, and the hair turned at a high speed, and began to weigh the weight.

At this time, only need to gently add a feather to the balance, so that Altolia can completely fall to his side.

Under my hint, Lehman walked in with two elf elders smiling slowly.

"Elder Lehman, why are you here?"

Altolia looked at each other unexpectedly. Is there anything urgent? Thinking of this, her slack face that had just relaxed was immediately cleared, but Lehman's next sentence made her fall into distress again.

"Please forgive me for being rude, Your Royal Highness. I just heard all your conversations just outside. It is true that, as His Royal Highness said, your current identity is not only a king, but also a wife, and should be fulfilled. The wife’s duty is only okay. Have you forgotten the oath of the wedding day?"

"Yeah, I'm a stranger in the elven life. There is no one who can speak except for Altria. After the wedding, when Altria is working in the study, I have to. A person is hiding alone in the damp and dark corner of the room and counting the ants, alas~~ lonely."

As I said, I wiped the corners of my eyes and said in a miserable tone of sad husband who was ignored by his wife.

Lehman stared at me with wide eyes and was stunned by my superb acting. But he knew that when I was looking for the little ghost yesterday, I was caught by several **** adventurers, and then a dozen people gathered Under the tree, gulp ale, ate barbecue, and blew the cowhide for half an hour.

"Cough, so as His Royal Highness said, as part of his wife, you have been completely dereliction of duty, Your Royal Highness."

Under the constant hint of my eyes, Lehman, who only reacted for a while, echoed and continued.

"But these documents...maybe related to the life and death of the clan."

Altolia's eyes shook more and more, but he glanced at the documents on the desk, still unable to grasp his idea.

"So here we are."

Lehman pointed to himself, then to the two elders behind him, and laughed.

"No, you all have your tasks. How can I trouble you?"

Altolia shook her head, others didn't know, but she knew very well that the duties of these elders were not easier than themselves, and even more important.

The elven tribe's quiet diaspora and the danger of the virgin forest determine that these elders have to spend a busy day.

As long as it is calculated, there are hundreds of thousands of villages in the entire elf race, there are hundreds of millions of elves, assuming that one percent of the villages happen every day, and there are thousands of documents a day, depending on the importance of the task. , The event is divided into five levels.

The first level of events is the event that must be convened by the entire elven clan~www.readwn.com~, which is a matter of life and death for the entire clan, but this kind of thing will not happen once in a thousand years.

The second level is a major event that must be handed over to the experienced Alanderan and Altria.

The third level is the major issues handled by Altolia.

The fourth level is small things that elders can handle by themselves.

The fifth level is some trivial things that can be delayed.

Therefore, the number of elf elders seems to be a lot, but they are also responsible for collecting all the events, then classifying, and handing over the events of the third level to Altria, and also processing the fourth and fifth. The matter of level is actually more laborious than Altria.

So, knowing these Altrias, how can you bother Elder Lehman and deal with your share?

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