Diablo Destruction

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"what…"

After a moment. The trio finally made a monotonous syllable.

"Ha, haha..."

"Ahahahahaha~~~~~~~"

The first syllable was like igniting a fuze, and then Laar’s three laughs almost scared the sun on the sky from the clouds.

This reaction... is too exaggerated, although the first time I saw him pull out his sword from the profiteer boss of the seafood shop, he smiled.

"Hey, Boss Lal, Boss Doug, Boss Geoff, your laugh is too low, don't laugh and die."

Seeing the three of them exaggeratedly hugged their stomachs and rolled on the ground, I couldn't help picking up the scabbard and stabbing them one by one.

"Too naive, Brother Wu, you are really naive."

At this moment, the three of them suddenly recovered, a carp leaped from the ground, his hands clasped his chest, and contemptuously defied me in the victorious posture.

"Wh... what do you mean?"

They all laughed like this. Obviously they caught me. Do they still want to quibble? Misaka gave a helpless sip to the thickness of their cheeks.

"You thought we just laughed. Is it because of this silver swordfish? So I said you were too naive."

Lal stepped forward and pointed his index finger straight at me, like a judge who sentenced the prisoner to death.

"Damn... it's just that you are not willing to bark after you hit it, right."

I was taken by Lar's momentum for a moment, and I couldn't help but take a small step back. I suddenly realized that Lar had just said the silver swordfish, right? I haven't said it yet, how did he know that the one in his hand made him The salted fish with a big belly laugh is the silver swordfish? Could it be that……

I feel vaguely awkward in my heart. For a time, such as walking at night, I will eventually encounter ghosts. I often walk by the river. I can't wet my shoes.

"Huh, what's the matter? Doesn't this mean you are guilty? Ha ha ha ha!!!"

The three people now look like [BEEP] inside Superman, temporarily beating the protagonist on the ground and surrounding the other party's arrogant monster called Zhangya Wupaw.

"Do you think we came here without preparation this time? In order to convince you to take your mouth and completely defeat you, we have spent a lot of time. Now let's look at it. Your naive evidence!!"

With that said, Lal hurled a book across my face.

"What the hell?"

I was subconsciously vigilant. After saying goodbye to Aleus for the second time, I now have a certain degree of rejection of things like book notes.

After taking over the book and looking at the front cover, I was shocked by the large characters on it.

[Eighteen Cooking Methods of Silver Swordfish]......

I'll go for it! !

There will be such a book? !

"How about it, believe it. To deal with your souvenirs, Dougev and I, but before going back to the camp, went to Lugaoin for a round, and studied all the tricks you might have. Including this silver swordfish sword, we already knew, wow hahahaha~~~~"

After talking, the three of them were like monsters, and they sneered at me with their hands on their chests.

"..."

Kneeled to the ground frustrated in the posture of OTZ-abominable, lost, I lost, did not expect them to achieve this level, nor did they think of the idea of ​​the silver sword fish sword, Lu Gaoyin in the first world actually There will be.

It was too smooth in front of me, so I underestimated the determination of these three guys, and it was me, not them, who was proud of me. This time, I lost my heart.

"no solution anymore."

Stand up and pat the dirt on your body. I smiled convincingly.

"I admit that I lost this time."

I was still smirking and twisting my hips in front of me, ridiculously capable of being a sliver trio, and suddenly it seemed like hell, the laughter stopped abruptly, the smile was frozen on the face, and then raised with a cry Dust, 50 meters away from me.

"Not right."

The three whispered and whispered.

"Brother Wu confessed so quickly."

"Not at all like his style."

"Does this little **** still have a comeback?"

"I smelled the conspiracy and asked."

"Practice proves that caution is the best."

"As long as our three brothers work together, no matter what kind of danger is in front of us."

In this way, with a soft whisper that can also be heard by people in the distance, the three of them finally folded their palms together, shouted, and a gesture of solidarity and unity broke the enemy.

The three discussed, but they felt that the military was firm, and then they walked to me in a big swing.

"Well, as the penalty for losing this time, this is the real gift I brought you back, don't be polite, accept it."

I handed a crystal shell larger than the washbasin to them.

"I x!"

The three were immediately excited.

"What a beautiful shell."

The beauty of some things can’t be ignored even by men. This crystal shell is just in hand. Although it’s not as good as the four-winged golden mermaid dad that Elya gave her to sleep for ten thousand years, it is also exquisite. Smooth and round, the surface naturally shimmers with a layer of crystal luster, which makes you feel like you are in a pearly underwater palace.

"Give me this stuff, I give Lisa."

Lal immediately reached out shamelessly, while Doug and Geoff looked indifferent. Although the shells are beautiful, they can't be eaten as a meal. How can they please Lisa's sister-in-law? This is their concept of being a barbarian.

"Aunt Lisa, I naturally prepared her a gift."

I slammed the shell and smiled, indicating that Lal was restless.

Very well, their vigilance has weakened.

"Wait, you seem to have misunderstood."

"what?"

The three stopped and looked curiously at the huge shell in front of them.

"Is there any other mystery?"

"It's not a mystery..."

I looked at the three people silently, obviously a simple-minded guy, but always like to complicate simple things. Is this the translation of the arrogant type of fool?

"Everyone is so familiar, and I know your character, like those carvings, works of art or something, for you it is not as practical as eating, right."

The implication is that you are all a group of foodies, but the three of them did not understand, nodded very cooperatively, and then suddenly remembered something like that, looking at me with a broken face.

"So like the ghost head of the fallen wizard, the ugly statue of one to two size, and Andalil's artificial tentacles or something, you don't need to think about it."

"Ha...haha, your illusion."

I shrank my neck guilty. All in all, I am also a victim. I blame Varif that the profiteers are so fooling people that they bought me a lot of useless things and had the right to put them in the trash.

"Cough, come back to the truth, because I know your personality, so I thought about it, and finally decided to buy you food."

"That's right, compared to the ghost head, the statue, the tentacles or something. It is indeed more practical for us to eat."

Laer nodded their heads in sympathy, and suddenly thought of something like that, looking at me with hatred.

"So like seafood bread, psychedelic mushrooms or something, you don't need to think about bastards!!"

"Ha...haha, your illusion, really."

Fearing that they could not help running away, I took a step back without a trace, and secretly snorted in my heart.

It's been such a long time, I didn't expect them to remember clearly, really a group of cautious guys.

"Cough, all in all, it's right, so this gift, no doubt, is eaten."

"Just like this? Brother Wu, you..."

"You wouldn't want to use this stolen technique to play us."

With that, Lalqu raised his index finger and flicked the shell lightly, and suddenly made a clear sound of "hoop", showing that the shell had enough hardness to bite his teeth.

"If you say that this shell can be eaten, it's okay. Leave it to your family Alice to eat, it is estimated that only she can bite."

After testing the hardness of the shell, Lal spread his hands and shook his head helplessly with a sigh.

"..."

It seems that Xiaoyou's good teeth have been spread and become a famous killer.

"Who said it's this shell? Are you worried that I'm playing with you again, even the mind is terrified."

I sighed helplessly.

"What are you talking about?" The three of them were furious.

"This is what I'm talking about." Then, I tried to open the shell with a lot of effort, and it was really tight, but if it wasn't...

Opening two scallops, it appeared to Lal that they were a golden crab with eight claws and two pliers neatly restrained and placed inside the shell.

"What kind of stuff is this. Why do you have to put a crab in such a shell?"

Surprised, the three said they were puzzled, as if using a multi-million expensive crystal box to fit a bottle cap everywhere.

"This is no ordinary crab."

I pushed the bridge of my nose, proudly.

Has this time finally arrived? Hum.

"I don't know if you have heard of it, Lu Gao because of the legendary golden flesh, the gift of Poseidon."

"Oh, this rumor, I have heard and heard, it is said to be something more delicious than the three great foods of Kurast, but I have never seen it, I don’t even know what it is, I know it at a glance. Another false rumor."

Doug, the bragging king of the bar at the bar all the year round, how could he not know? As soon as I said that, he immediately got rid of his throat.

"Huh, it's superficial."

I expressed strong contempt for Doug's speech.

"That's the story of old fishermen who only circulated in the depths of the sea that dare not reach the adventurers, and challenge the powerful creatures in the deep sea. Even if we are adventurers, they don't bother to tell."

"In other words, is this news true?"

Doug's eyes shone with light called gossip.

"Yes, you have taken it for granted that you haven't heard it, because this news is passed down from the second world. In the first world, Lu Gaoyin, few fishermen were able to fish in that kind of place."

I nodded, and said the rumors I heard from the seafood merchants without saying anything.

"Is it just..."

Lal showed considerable shock.

"Huh, your reaction is not slow, yes, this is the legend, the legendary gift of the sea god, the golden flesh, actually refers to this golden crab!!"

"Oh oh--!!!"

The three notes were boiled by my passionate tone.

"Why does it become a legend? Think about it. If Kurast's three delicious foods can be easily obtained and appear on everyone's table, can they still be called the three delicious foods?"

After a pause, seeing the three men's eyes clear, I nodded in satisfaction and continued.

"So, it's called a legend-this golden crab, of course, is even rarer. They live on the bottom of the deep sea below five thousand meters. Within a month, only on the night of the full moon, when the moon rises to the highest point. It will take only half a minute to surface, which is not enough!!"

Like the host of the TV commercial, Kou Mo knocked on the crystal shell above and explained to the three people as much as possible.

"This is not enough. Those who want to eat these delicious crabs are of course not only us, but also powerful sea beasts. So, in order not to attract the attention of the sea beasts, the fishermen can only use a small wooden boat that is difficult for a child to sit down. , The depth of the tens of kilometers of the sea, this alone, how many people bury their lives every year."

"That feeling is!!"

The three men nodded in sympathy. They had seen the power of the sea, especially the seasick man Doug, who couldn’t imagine a small boat that could not be sat down by children. What kind of situation would it be for him, it is probably not easier than singled Barr.

"In addition to crabs, this beautiful shell is also a good thing, you can keep everything fresh inside."

Not far away, Velas heard this, his eyes lit up.

"This shell alone is worth this number."

I compared before them.

"No!" the three exclaimed.

"Of course, compared to the things inside, this price is not worth mentioning, all these add up, but it is worth this..."

With a painful face on my face, I gestured to them again. I didn't lie this time. I really bought so much money.

"So, you must accept this gift with gratitude,"

"Then we are welcome."

The three of Lal took the brows and smiled.

"Hurry up and eat it. Although the shells can be kept fresh, it is still safe to eat in the mouth." I kindly suggested.

"I will, I will."

The three nodded desperately, and one looked forward to sitting on the floor and chewing.

"By the way, there is another rumor that you have not heard of it."

Seeing Lal they have completely lost their vigilance, I added a casual tone.

"It is said that the four pairs of claws and a pair of large tongs of a golden crab, after eating, have the effect of (whispering...whispering...XDDD...)."

With a thud, a thunderbolt flashed over the heads of the three people, staring closely at the crab's eight paws and two large pliers, and they could not tolerate anything else in their eyes.

"But there are eight claws and two large pliers, adding up to a total of ten, the three people can't divide evenly, it's better to eat one of them..."

I tried to reach out, but when I lifted my hand, I was caught by Lar's strong hand.

He raised his head abruptly, gave me a deep look, and said firmly and forcefully: "No, brother, we believe that our friendship can easily solve such small things."

"Boss..."

Doug and Geoff looked at Tears, who suddenly became very manly captain, and couldn't tell why he was moved, but he just wanted to move.

"and so……"

Putting down my hand, Lal turned back and looked affectionately at the two brothers who accompanied his birth and death. The scenes of the past tried to protect the memory of the other side, one by one in the mind.

"So you also know that I have Lisa and you are a bachelor crab. I'm welcome to laugh."

Lar's movement was the same as he said. At the same time, when he finished speaking quickly, he caught the crab and ran away. It had rushed to a hundred meters away, leaving only a breeze for me standing dumbfounded.

"Ah--!!!"

It's a pity that although Lal's movements were fast, he still didn't escape the hunt of the barbarian brothers. They seemed to have been prepared for a long time and rushed when Lal moved.

"Let me go, you two jerks, do you want to usurp my boss position?"

Pushed to the ground by two tall barbarians, Lal was struggling to protect the crab.

"Boss, we should say this right."

"That is, it should be said, boss, you already have Lisa's sister-in-law, so the crab is enough for us."

"Shut up, do you two eat food, do you only have food in your mind?"

"The only boss is not qualified to say us."

The friendship of the great... looked at the renewed diffuse wind that was as chilly as the battlefield. The difference is that this battlefield has excluded me.

"Wait, this kind of quarrel is not the way."

Finally, as the boss, Lal patted his butt, stood up, and stopped talking.

"Actually think, as long as this crab is boiled into a pot of crab porridge, don't everyone have to eat it?"

"Boss wise!!"

Dougev thought~www.readwn.com~ Isn't it? Why didn't I think of it before.

Suddenly, the dark clouds above the three people's heads were exposed to the bright sun, and the bright sun shone down. They seemed to shine the precious friendship between them, like gold.

"Boiled into porridge or made into crab meatballs or something, the effect is no longer, only eat like this."

Standing in the distance, I added a smile.

Bang! !

The dark clouds immediately recapped on top of the heads of the three men, and the brilliant and profound friendship that filled them became a black breath in the blink of an eye.

The pupil was enlarged ten times violently, and the white eyes filled with reticulated bloodshots seemed to be out of their orbits, and they chose to bite off. Wolf......

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In the name of Emperor of Seconds, summon the recommended monthly ticket~~