Diary of a Sturdy Immortal

Ye Feng was chattering. He hadn't come out to play the zither for a long time. He didn't keep his mouth shut for a while and offended his master again.

Hey! Look at my mouth! Master, I was wrong, but do you really want to abduct that old monk to the world of immortality?

Chu Yunyan identified the direction and headed towards the next target temple, while saying

If you can abduct him, you will of course do it. Wouldn't it be better to have more chips to deal with the demonic cultivators?

Ye Feng grew up in the world of cultivating immortals and had different considerations from her. Just listen to his uncertain words.

Aren't you worried that if he goes to the world of cultivating immortals, he will seize the resources of the world of cultivating immortals? If he becomes big in the world of cultivating immortals, I'm afraid he will get even more resources in the future.

You are already dead. Now you are just a tool spirit. You have to worry too much! The Buddhist world can accommodate a Taoist cultivator, but our immortal world cannot tolerate a Buddhist cultivator. How generous!

What kind of fun?

No wonder these Taoist cultivators can lead demonic cultivators astray. Looking at the Buddhist world, she admits that Taoist cultivators focus on cultivating oneself, but they cannot be too narrow-minded.

When Ye Feng heard what she said, he knew that she was angry, so he silently shut up and stopped talking. Was he wrong?

After finally practicing, he started to talk a lot, but in the end, he offended people with just a few words, and he had no choice but to shut up.

But his talkative temperament destined him to be peaceful, so he turned to talk to Qing Yue.

Qingyue! Qingyue!

Qingyue still rarely speaks. It has not fully recovered. When Ye Feng calls it, it can't help but say two words.

idiot!

Ye Feng explodes!

Why should everyone talk about themselves?

Hey! Why have I offended you? I want you to come to me and tell me when you can hatch. Will it always be an egg?

I want you to take care of me? I'm a weakling!

Qingyue's words were still concise and sharp.

Ye Feng was so angry that he jumped in the red flame knife. He must not have read the almanac today, why are everyone coming to criticize him.

Where am I weak? Where am I weak?

No matter how much he screamed, no one took care of him.

What a bad time! A bad year!

Chu Yunyan listened to the conversation between the two and smiled slightly. This Qingyue, Ye Feng was probably already squatting in the red flame knife and drawing circles at this time.

Ye Feng

When she came to a temple not far away, she unexpectedly encountered a robber. She had been in the Buddhist world for several years, and this was the first time she saw a Buddhist cultivator jumping out to rob her.

Amitabha! Good, good. Can the donor be kind enough to make alms?

Amitabha, just hand over all the spiritual stones on your body. Our Buddha is merciful and life is precious! Please cherish your life, little friend!

What should I do if I really want to laugh?

Resisting the urge to laugh, he spoke.

You two are going to rob!

Amitabha, it is true!

Amitabha, don't talk nonsense and hand over the storage ring on your body immediately!

Chu Yunyan couldn't help but smile and looked at the two monks in front of her leisurely. In her opinion, the two monks looked almost the same, mainly because they had the same bald heads and average facial features. She really couldn't see anything different. difference.

Didn't you just say that you only wanted spiritual stones, why did you change to asking for a storage ring? Masters, please don't be too greedy?

Amitabha,

One of the Buddhist cultivators was interrupted by Chu Yunyan before he finished speaking.

Stop! They are all out to rob, so don't keep chanting Buddha's name. Be careful if you tarnish the Buddha, the Buddha will get angry!

After saying that, he took out the jade purification bottle, took out the willow branch from it and shook it, eh! Now that she saw this willow branch, she was reminded of the willow tree demon in the Holy Pagoda.

When the two Buddhist cultivators saw this, one held the bracelet in his hand, and the other tightened the demon-conquering pestle in his hand.

When I saw the demon-subduing pestle in the hand of another Buddhist cultivator, I couldn't help but think, there are no demon cultivators in this Buddhist world, so this demon-subduing pestle is not worthy of its name! Wherever there are demons to surrender to them, it would be a waste not to go to the immortal world to deal with those demon cultivators.

Wouldn't it be better if we could go directly to the Demon Realm and let those bastards stop talking?

You are taking too much care, hand over the storage ring quickly!

At this time, she actually had the leisure to tease these two people.

What if I don't hand it over?

Then of course don't blame us two for being rude!

After a monk finished speaking, he tightened the demon-conquering pestle in his hand and took a few steps closer.

But you are blocking me here, do you mean to be polite and ask me to hand over the storage ring? I have all my wealth there! Hey!

While chatting with the two people in front of her, she spread her spiritual consciousness. When she saw that no Buddhist cultivators were passing by around her, she suddenly had a thought in her heart and wanted to inject the breath of these two people into the transformation talisman. In this way, she could There are also two more useful identities.

Moreover, these two monks were stupid enough to chat with her, which showed that their robbery techniques were unprofessional.

Don't talk nonsense to her, let's go!

The Buddhist cultivator who took the beads was anxious. It would not be good to delay it like this, so he decided to take action!

Chu Yunyan raised her hand to stop the two of them.

Stop! I didn't say I wouldn't hand over the storage ring,

As he spoke, he took out a storage ring and threw it on his hand.

See? As long as you give me something, how about I give you this storage ring?

The two silly Buddhist cultivators looked at each other, and the Buddhist cultivator holding the magic pestle said, What do you want?

Yeah! That's it. I recently got a way to draw talismans. I can use someone else's breath to draw a talisman, and I can turn into the other person's appearance and breath. I don't know if it's possible. How about you lend me some breath?

A person's breath is unique to that person, and imitation can only be imitation. If you want to have the same breath as others, you must actively input the breath.

Seeing that the two of them hesitated, Chu Yunyan saw that there was a way, and immediately took out twenty middle-grade spiritual stones from the storage ring.

Look, you two, I'm very sincere.

The Buddhist cultivator holding the magic pestle in his hand glanced at the other Buddha statue holding the Buddhist beads. The two seemed to be transmitting messages. I don't know who persuaded whom. Anyway, the two Buddhist cultivators who were robbing agreed.

What two kind-hearted Buddhists.

Chu Yunyan immediately smiled and gave each of the twenty pieces of middle-grade spiritual stones ten pieces, then took out ten blank talisman papers and gave each of them five Taoist cards.

That's enough trouble for you two Buddhist cultivators. If this talisman can really be completed, I will naturally have a reward. I will even give you the method of drawing the talisman. This talisman will definitely sell for a good price.

When the two Buddhist cultivators heard this, a smile appeared on their faces, and they happily put their breath into the blank talisman paper in their hands.

Okay! Why don't I just draw it right now? How about you two taking a look?

When the two people heard that they were going to draw talisman in front of them, they immediately opened their eyes and nodded curiously. This was the first time they saw someone draw talisman in front of them. They were very curious and thought that if they could learn it, they wouldn't have to do it in the future. Went out to rob.

After all, robbery is a high-risk profession!