Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation

[“You don’t even dare to eat her **, and you still dare to say you love her!”]

“Don’t worry about whether I love her or not, it has nothing to do with whether I eat this or not!”

[“You don’t eat it, you don’t love her!”]

“No, are you sick!?”

At night, Master He, who had been busy all day, secretly retreated to his private space and started to argue with netizens.

Then, he was told that “the way to absorb magic power is to eat monster materials!” This outrageous operation.

Is this right?

After arguing with the God of Harmony, Herbert lowered his head and looked at the palm-sized colorful scales with a slightly distorted expression.

Take a look.

Under the light, the colorful scales change, and the luster is excellent.

Smell it.

There is a rich fragrance, and there is no fishy and salty smell unique to seawater.

Try to lick it.

Taste, slightly sweet, no special odor.

Make up your mind to bite... click.

“Puff... hehe.”

Herbert laughed with a puff.

It turns out that people really laugh when they are speechless.

Hey!

Guess what?

I can't bite it.

I can't bite it at all!

No, how can I bite it?

Pah.

Herbert slapped the scales on the table and said in a shocking voice: "You evil spirit, are you deliberately making fun of me!?"

Damn it.

I shouldn't have believed you, the god of comedy, from the beginning!

["I never lied to you~"]

Nenasha didn't care about Herbert's anger. From the tone, she couldn't help laughing.

Oh, no.

The evil god didn't even think about covering up.

["Don't talk nonsense, I never asked you to bite it hard!"]

["But I didn't expect... Pu, hahaha! You, a cute guy, actually bite it directly! Hahaha~"]

The laughter was so unbridled and so happy, and the charming voice like a silver bell even sounded a little lewd.

"...... Tsk."

After laughing for a long time, He finally stopped laughing before Herbert turned red.

But he couldn't hide his smile in his voice, and chuckled: ["My dear ally, don't be angry! It's just a little joke. It's a bit of fun to keep frowning!"]

"No, I'm thinking about whether I can swallow it directly."

["Ah?"] Nenasha was confused, and even didn't follow Herbert's jumping thoughts.

It was just a joke, and he laughed it off.

Herbert was really no longer angry at this time, and he put all his thoughts on how to eat it into his stomach.

"Nothing is unbearable to eat, but it depends on the cooking time and the balance of the five flavors."-"Youyang Miscellaneous Recipes·Wine and Food"

The ancients said that there are only unpalatable and delicious things in this world, and there is nothing that cannot be eaten.

Seeing Herbert lost in thought, Nenasha probed with some doubt: [“That…”]

“Let me think about how to do it. Stir-fry? Stir-fry? Or deep-fry?”

[“Hey~Are you still there~”]

“Fry? Fry?”

[“…I said?”]

“Braise? Bake? Grill?”

[“Ha!!!”]

A soul-shaking roar resounded in his heart, frightening Herbert so much that he almost rolled off the stool.

He paused for a long time, raised his head blankly, and asked in confusion: “Why are you yelling so loudly?”

[“Before you say this, do you want to recall what you were doing just now?”]

“I just ignored you, so why did you scare me?”

Herbert replied confidently, not feeling that he had any problem at all.

Anyway, we are allies who cooperate equally. You can tease me, and I can ignore you.

The main point is that no one should spoil anyone.

【“Heh, Paladin.”】

“Heh, evil god.”

After sneering, Herbert drew out his sword and tried to cut the scales with the blade.

Herbert’s sword was not an ordinary item. It was given to him by King Frost Crystal when he was an adult. It was said to have been made by a legendary royal warrior in the past.

Although it was only of high grade, it was not inferior to legendary weapons in hardness!

Sand——

With a harsh friction, the two separated, leaving only a very fine cut where the colorful scales were cut, and a little bit of crystal-like powder was sprinkled.

“…”

Herbert looked at the powder scattered on the table, and an idea suddenly flashed in his mind, and he lowered his head and leaned over.

Pouting his lips, he sucked hard.

Suck——

“Too! Too! Too! Too… Too choking! Cough cough! Cough cough cough!”

He didn’t dare to suck it with his nose, for fear that he would be stimulated to sneeze, but he didn’t expect that the powder would be sucked directly into his throat.

As a result, the powder of the colorful scales was unexpectedly spicy, and he coughed repeatedly, feeling like he was going to cough out his throat.

【“…”】

Nenasha watched quietly for a while as if she was looking at an idiot, and finally sighed helplessly: 【“Aha, this is really…”】

To be honest, the evil god now has a little regret.

It was still hasty.

I shouldn’t have easily judged that this guy was qualified to be my partner.

Look at it.

Isn’t this a fool?

【“Forget it, although the process is not quite right, it is barely feasible.”】

He finally stopped sitting idly by and took control of Herbert's left hand. His fingertips scratched the blade of the sword, leaving a small wound.

Then, he squeezed the colorful scales with his index finger, and a drop of crystal blood fell on the scratch.

"Ahem, what is it, dripping blood, cough, recognize the master? Ahem!"

No, what age is it? Are you still so old-school and traditional?

Just when Herbert kept coughing and complained, something happened.

laugh--

It was like touching a hot iron, the colorful scales were instantly eroded by the blood, turned into a ball of blood mist, and rushed into his throat.

Gudu.

It was as if he had swallowed a cup of boiling water that had just boiled and was poured out of a kettle. Herbert's expression was instantly distorted, and a suppressed growl squeezed out of his throat.

"Hiss--it's not hot! Ahem!"

burning.

He felt like his throat was being burned through, and even his soul was shriveling under the intense heat.

But just when Herbert painfully wanted to find a glass of cold water to drink and suppress it, the burning feeling faded away like a tide.

In less than a breath, all the pain disappeared, as if everything was just an illusion.

Without giving Herbert time to think, another cool and refreshing feeling, like soaking in a hot spring, spread throughout his body.

He seemed to hear the sound of the ocean tide.

Wow——

When he opened his eyes, he was in a undulating ocean, rising and falling with the tide.

But Herbert surprisingly felt no fear.

Because, he heard the melodious singing coming from afar.

He shouldn't be able to understand the ancient language, but he seems to be able to understand the meaning of the song.

The song tells a story.

An ancient and poignant story——