Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation

"Name?"

"Herbert Albert."

"age?"

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"Eighteen...are you doubting me?"

"Um."

Herbert looked at the expressionless cardinal in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

What kind of drama is this going on?

Looking at the rusty rivets piercing Bishop Rusty Nail's body, he didn't know whether he should say that this gentleman was too avant-garde or a little deviant.

But anyway…you rock!

However, you don’t need to disinfect, do you want to pay attention to hygiene?

Those nails look rusty!

With these wild things in his mind, Herbert still looked calm on the surface - at least he seemed to be "pretending to be calm".

This Cardinal Herbert had never met him before, but he could still match the character in his mind.

Bishop Rustynail, leader of the Knights of the Mist, is a legendary paladin known for his ruthlessness and cruelty.

Why did he come to me?

And instead of notifying and summoning people through the normal process, they arrest people directly.

Kill first and play later?

Are you from the Discipline Inspection Commission?

No, even if you are, you can’t do it!

I have shed blood for the monastery, and I have made contributions to the foreign prisons. You can't arrest me with such empty words——

Of course.

Herbert could only say a few words in his mind, but he did not dare to say them out loud.

"Your Excellency, Knight Commander, I am really not a blasphemer. I don't understand why you doubt me?"

He looked at Bishop Rusty Nail seriously and said in a deep voice: "Also, does the presiding judge know that you are doing this?"

Herbert is the warden of the Inquisition, and his immediate boss is the presiding judge, Bishop Thorn.

It stands to reason that even if he had a problem, he would have been dragged directly to the interrogation room by the presiding judge to perform a large-scale memory recovery technique.

You, a knight commander, are you going to do this?

"Well, he doesn't know."

Bishop Rusty Nail didn't even raise his eyelids and said calmly: "But he is not in the monastery now, and you can't find him."

Herbert's heart sank at the news.

good.

Spicy pills!

There is no big boss coming to get me.

Click click click.

Herbert moved slightly, but unexpectedly found that the chains tied to his wrists behind him had been untied at some point.

Um?

It's open! ?

While Herbert was thinking about what was going on, Bishop Rusty Nail, who had been silent for a long time, took the initiative to speak: "Why did you stay in the third discipline last night?"

Herbert suppressed the doubts in his heart and asked: "Is there any problem with this? I checked, and there is no provision in the canon that prohibits wardens from staying overnight in the discipline house."

"There is no prohibition in the commandments, but it is very dangerous to do so." Bishop Rusty Nail stared at Herbert, with a color in his eyes that he could not understand, and asked: "Why do you have to take such a risk?"

Why, you ask?

I should tell you, I'm worried about hooks...huh?

wrong.

Herbert suddenly had a realization and replaced his defensive words with a rhetorical question: "Your Excellency, Knight Commander, is there anything that is not dangerous for the Paladin?"

"Um?"

Bishop Rusty Nail frowned and squinted at the young man in front of him.

This weak paladin has a calm expression and a firm gaze, with no negative emotions at all.

There was no fear, no indignation at being forcibly imprisoned, only an eye-catching calmness - a kind of indifference after looking down on life and death.

"Fight against the followers of the evil god, protect humans from dangerous monsters, resist the evil god's erosion of the world... Is any one thing safe?"

"Your Excellency, Knight Commander, from the moment I swore the oath, I already understood our responsibilities."

"We are the sword that pierces evil and the shield that protects the weak."

"And sword and shield should not be feared."

At the end of his words, Herbert suddenly remembered a sentence that had left a deep impression on him, and said in a deep voice:

"We are guardians, and we are also a group of wretches who are always fighting against danger and madness."

That’s what he said, right?

What I said is probably not wrong...

All day long I was faced with "dangerous monster girls" and "crazy gods of harmony", and my life was very difficult.

In short, praise the fool first!

After Herbert finished speaking the last sentence, Bishop Rusty Nail's eyes suddenly opened, and then he immediately fell into silence.

He lowered his head and pondered for a long time, and finally exhaled slowly, shook his head, and sighed hoarsely:

"...Are you a poor thing? Haha."

Compared with Herbert's copying behavior, he felt very deeply about this sentence.

"You are right. We are just a bunch of wretches. We don't know when we will be corrupted by evil."

He raised his head, nodded to Herbert, and asked:

"Where's the blasphemer?"

Bishop Rusty Nail's expression returned to calmness and he no longer mentioned whether Herbert was a blasphemer.

?

Herbert suddenly realized something was wrong.

That way, it's not like he believed Herbert because of his words, it's more like he never really doubted him from the beginning...

Then why did you kidnap me?

I don't play this.JPG

"He's dead."

Although he wanted to complain, Herbert still cooperated with the work honestly.

"His body was destroyed by the [Rage], and his soul was dissolved by the [End Singer], and he finally fell in the Lightless Prison."

Although some key information was omitted, Herbert said all the truth.

After realizing that the Rusty Nail Bishop did not seem to have any ill will towards him, his mind began to become active.

This, can I blackmail... uh, ask for extra compensation?

I was detained without guilt!

Herbert did not hesitate and chose to rush first.

Give it a try.

No matter whether it works or not, give it a try first!

"Your Excellency Knight Commander, I was able to survive because of their help, and I am really grateful to them."

"My duty is to educate them, hoping that they can turn over a new leaf, and this help, I think, is a typical proof."

Herbert took a deep breath, and there was more pleading in his voice:

"So, I want to ask you... No, I want to apply to the monastery to give them a certain reward as an encouragement to reward their behavior."

"..."

Unexpectedly, Bishop Rusty Nail did not refuse immediately after a long silence, but asked: "What do you want to give them?"

He did not refuse!

Something to talk about!

Herbert took a deep breath, knowing that the conversation had reached the most critical moment.

He suppressed his excitement, tried to look calm on the surface, and said in a deep voice:

"I hope... to let them leave the Third Discipline House temporarily."

"Well, let them go out for some fresh air."

...

...

"Your Excellency the Chief Judge!"

Sister Kaplan reported to Bishop Thorn who had just returned to the monastery: "Herbert was taken away by Bishop Rusty Nail!"

"Take him away... is that bad?!"

Bishop Thorn's expression changed, and he said angrily: "Damn it! That guy actually came to me to do something bad!"

Bad!

Someone stole my house!!!