Different dimension red alert world

Wang Ling: "."

Wei Bowen: "."

Zhang Shengcai: "."

Dongfang Yuqing: "."

Xiao Hei: "Woof woof!" (Why does Xiao Hei have lines?)

Awkward! Embarrassed!

Teaching Xiao Hei to use the toilet tonight was purely Wang Ling's sudden idea, and Xiao Hei's performance was also remarkable, which amazed several other roommates. It was a smooth process at first, but who would have thought that there was actually a person hiding here!

This scream made Sun Tongtong run away in shame, and also frightened Wang Ling and others. Xiao Hei was also startled by him, and shouted out two barks.

"Ah! Where did this dog come from? Get it away quickly, get it away quickly!"

The young man squatting on the toilet was already frightened, but Xiao Hei yelled at him twice, which made him even more frightened. He kept squatting and moved back, as he might step into a pit at any time.

This farce was a bit ridiculous. Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth and quickly said in relief: "Man, don't be so scared, it won't bite people randomly!"

After saying that, Wang Ling knelt down and rubbed Xiao Hei's dog head. And Xiao Hei also put on that naive look at the right time, with his eyes closed and his tongue sticking out, and he seemed to be quite enjoying it.

Xiao Hei looked like this, and there was no hostility at all. The young man who was still scared finally gradually calmed down when he saw it, took a few deep breaths, and asked in a resentful tone: "Brother , your dog? Why did you bring it to the toilet? Suddenly you saw a big wolf dog passing by, do you know how scary it is?"

Wang Ling grinned awkwardly: "I'm sorry, there was no sound at all, and I didn't know you were squatting here."

"Ahem! Aren't I too obsessed with reading novels? Three Thousand Wolf's "Adventure Notes" is quite good. I was looking at a scary place when suddenly a dog came and I almost picked up my pants and ran away!" That guy is quite resentful.

"Sorry, I'm just teaching it to use the toilet, otherwise it wouldn't be appropriate to pull it into the dormitory."

"Can it learn it?"

"Of course, Xiao Hei is very smart!"

"Woof woof!"

Xiao Hei came in at the right time and barked twice. It seemed that Wang Ling's praise was quite useful.

Wang Ling was a little dumbfounded: "Okay, stop yelling, just follow what I said and continue!"

"Miwu."

Xiao Hei got the order and looked around with his head swaying left and right. As a result, he saw a suitable latrine opposite the buddy, so he rushed up and solved it very smartly.

Afterwards, Wang Ling refused to give up: "As a police dog, you have to pay attention to hygiene. Come on, press this and flush the water!"

As he spoke, Wang Ling pointed to the flush button, while Xiao Hei stood up and slapped the dog's paw down with a "snap" sound, and instantly heard the sound of water rushing down. .

Wei Bowen: "."

Zhang Shengcai: "."

Dongfang Yuqing: "."

The guy squatting on the toilet: "."

Xiaohei: "Woof woof!" (It has lines again!)

This group of people were all stunned by what Xiao Hei did. Where did this dog monster come from? Could it be any smarter?

"Well done, just do what you just said when it's more convenient in the future, do you hear me?"

"Woof!"

Wang Ling was obviously very satisfied. He even took out toilet paper and rubbed it with Xiao Hei, then patted the dog's head and said, "Go back."

The group of people followed Xiao Hei and left the bathroom, leaving only one guy who was still squatting in the pit and fell into a mess.

Now that Xiao Hei had finally been taught how to use the toilet, Wang Ling felt relieved.

Life is not easy, but survival is sometimes very simple. It can be summed up in just a few words: eat, drink, poop and sleep! If you do these few words, not to mention other things, at least there will be no problem in surviving.

Now, Xiao Hei has everything covered. As long as he leaves enough food and water in the dormitory, even if Wang Ling leaves him alone for a long time, he can survive completely.

On the way back to the dormitory, Xiao Hei was walking at the front. Apparently he remembered the location of Wang Ling's dormitory. He found it accurately and pushed it open with his dog's head. After Wang Ling and the others came in, he closed the door again. He stood up and, with some effort, used both hands to open the door. The claws hit the latch, and this trip was finally complete.

After witnessing the whole process with their own eyes, Wei Bowen and others are still a little short-circuited in their brains, and their eyes looking at Xiao Hei are getting more and more intense.

"It's not in vain for me to call you Brother Hei. This little Hei is so convinced!" Wei Bowen was now completely convinced.

The process just now can be easily completed by a human, even a child, but the key point is that Xiao Hei is a dog! How much training does it take for a dog to do this? But it was obviously the first time for Xiao Hei to do such a thing, and he actually succeeded!

Zhang Shengcai was also filled with admiration. After praising him, he even said sarcastically: "Bowen, Brother Hei is much smarter than you!"

"roll!"

"I found a treasure! Wang Ling, you really don't want to sell this black back? You can give me more money!" Dongfang Yuqing is still thinking about Xiao Hei. Even Sun Tongtong is full of satisfaction when looking at Xiao Hei. love.

Wang Ling coughed dryly and said, "Stop it and keep drinking!"

With Xiao Hei's "performance", the atmosphere in the dormitory was much more lively. He said nothing but Xiao Hei, and even fed him some barbecue. Xiao Hei also refused to refuse anyone who came, and ate everything. !

Wang Ling didn't restrain it too much. As long as it was not poisonous to it, it could eat some. As long as it didn't eat feces, it would be acceptable.

This night, Wang Ling and the others ate very late, and even played games for a long time after drinking and eating. They felt sleepy, and then they fell asleep each other, and Xiao Hei also got into his dog house very obediently.

This evening, Wang Ling did not go to Red Alert World again. Previously, he worked extra hard in the Red Alert World. To put it bluntly, he still wanted to use advanced exchange to resurrect Xiao Hei. Now that he has succeeded, of course he is not so anxious, not to mention that these harmful friends are back in reality?

There was nothing to say all night. The next day, Wang Ling and others, including Xiao Hei, were still the same as before, spending the day leisurely.

But after another day, they couldn't take it too easy. Today was the day of the final exam.

Wang Ling's university is, to put it bluntly, a pheasant university. Although it has an official number, the teaching quality is really terrible. Except for some special majors, there is basically nothing to learn. Many teachers are reading from textbooks in class. There are only a few students every time, and the others are part-time workers who should be working, and decadent ones who should be decadent.

As for this final exam, to put it bluntly, it is just a formality. Whether you can pass or not depends largely on your attendance rate and has little to do with the test paper.

Because of this, Wang Ling and the others are not too worried about the final exam. Wang Ling, who has a high attendance rate, can pass no matter what, but Dongfang Yuqing and the others may not be able to attend even one of ten classes. Even if you write down the answers, you won't be able to pass the exam.

After looking past this, the exam had just begun, and Zhang Sheng was about to hand in the paper in just two minutes.

As a result, the invigilator disagreed: "Stop! What's your attitude? After half a year of study, you only need two minutes to answer the question?"

And Zhang Shengcai also said something shocking: "Teacher, you can't look down on me so much. Believe it or not, I can get fifty-nine points in just two minutes by writing casually!"