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Chapter 444 There are also times when professors are not serious...
Chapter 444 There are also times when professors are not serious.
The student Wang Ling asked about was wearing a thick down jacket and thick glasses, with a natural and cute look. He was currently holding his mobile phone and browsing short videos.
He obviously didn't know Wang Ling. After hearing the question, he raised his head and glanced at Wang Ling, and then said helplessly: "I didn't plan to come at first, but our instructor threatened us that if we don't come, we won't be given a diploma! "
"Brother, it's an old trick. Do you believe what he said? Look here. Several classmates from the department are gathered together. No one named them at all. Can your instructor be so accurate that everyone can remember them?" Wang Ling asked with a half-smile.
The guy raised his eyes, showed some curiosity and said, "Well, I didn't want to come at first, but I heard that this professor's lectures are quite interesting. The most important thing is that he knows hypnosis and can teach a good person. The student was hypnotized into a steel plate, and he was lying on two chairs in the air, and it was okay for several people to step on it. I thought it was so amazing, and I was so curious that I came over to take a look."
Emotions are curiosity hypnotism, come here to join in the fun.
After Wang Ling heard this, he suddenly understood.
Sun Tongtong then asked: "But this is a course in our department. Why does your instructor force you to come and attend the class?"
"The devil knows" the guy said the last word, then continued to lower his head and picked up the phone.
The person who answered this question was Wei Bowen: "Well, what's the matter? Isn't it just to show Professor Li Dong's popularity and satisfy his vanity? Last time you two were not here, Professor Li Dong came here to give a lecture. The instructor also forced us to come to the lectures to make him popular. But this time the scope was larger and spread to several departments."
Zhang Shengcai intervened and replied: "Last time he just came to our school for a guest appearance and taught a class. Students from the same department were enough. But this time it is different. Professor Li Dong directly transferred to our school and came to teach here. In the first class, of course, we have to give him enough face and show our enthusiasm for him so that he can continue to work here. To put it bluntly, this is the school's little trick. I guess Professor Li Dong also knows this trick. , I just don’t want to expose it.”
Their analysis was reasonable. In fact, the school's approach was simply an undisguised conspiracy. If you think about it carefully, you can imagine it, unless you are like the brother wearing glasses just now, who is too lazy to even think about it. have no idea.
Wang Ling listened to the two of them's reasoning, but he was secretly mocking the school's approach. Others don't know the purpose of Professor Li Dong's visit, but Wang Ling knows very well that coming to this school to teach is just a pretense. Isn't the real purpose not to get close to him, Wang Ling?
For this purpose, Professor Li Dong didn't care too much about how many students would come in a class. The school's approach was just the icing on the cake and did not have much practical significance.
After thinking about this in his mind, Wang Ling shook his head and smiled, but stopped talking and concentrated on waiting.
While waiting, ten minutes passed quickly. Amidst the many expectant, curious or impatient eyes, Professor Li Dong finally appeared.
The image of Professor Li Dong is generally the same as before. It's just that I don't know what's wrong. He shaved off his beard, and his face looks much cleaner. It's quite interesting to look at carefully.
After walking up to the podium and connecting the projector, Professor Li Dong scanned the audience and was a little surprised: "Oh my God, there are so many people? Are you all here to see my old man?"
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Some students who were forced to come here wanted to expose it directly.
But Professor Li Dong didn't give them this chance at all, and interrupted him before the noise started: "Oh, it's such an honor. A lot of students looked at me, although many of them thought I was a monkey. , but my vanity is also greatly satisfied, thank you everyone!"
"Hahaha"
The students who originally wanted to expose it all burst out laughing when they heard it, and swallowed the words of complaint as soon as they reached their lips. After initial contact, these people gradually accepted Professor Li Dong's humorous style.
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Li Dong. I am an old man who teaches psychology. Okay, now that my introduction is over, class will begin."
"Hahaha"
Who doesn’t try to say as much as possible in their self-introduction, brag as much as possible, show their identity, and raise their worth? A group of students were originally ready to hear him brag, but suddenly the introduction was completed in just a few words, and a group of students who were caught off guard couldn't help but laugh again.
As expected of a psychology professor, Professor Li Dong is really a trendsetter in controlling psychology and mediating the atmosphere.
After a simple self-introduction and jokes, Professor Li Dong quickly entered the course teaching.
His psychology course is quite interesting. It combines many examples and pictures to analyze the characters' personalities, and provides sometimes humorous and sometimes exaggerated explanations. It is impressive. Those foreign students who were forced to come here before are gradually getting into it. status.
After explaining the simple method of inferring psychology by looking at faces, eyes and expressions for a while, Professor Li Dong will soon put it into practice and select some students to interpret their psychology on the spot.
This approach is a bit too confident, but Professor Li Dong has a way to deal with it.
For example, for the first person, he chose a strong man who looked a bit arrogant and dandy. After standing up, this guy looked at Professor Li Dong with a wicked smile.
When Professor Li Dong saw him, he said without thinking: "Looking at your expression and eyes, I concluded that there is a 30% chance that you are scolding me and a 70% chance that you are waiting to see me." Make a fool of yourself!”
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As soon as the conclusion came out, no one in the audience spoke. They all looked at the boy. When the boy heard this, he seemed to be stunned. After he recovered, he had to extend his thumb to Professor Li Dong.
This guy was really mocking silently just now, and wanted to make Professor Li Dong embarrassed in front of him, but he didn't expect it to be really seen out.
When other people saw this result, they were also amazed. However, Wang Ling disagreed. This kind of statement was actually quite common on TV, so there was nothing surprising about it.
What really made Wang Ling unable to hold back his words was the next girl.
"I can tell from your eyes that you like me! Haha, girl, leave your mobile phone number after class and let's have dinner together!"
"Pfft hahaha."
Seeing that the girl was pretty, the old professor actually took the opportunity to strike up a conversation as a joke! There are also times when professors are not serious.
A bunch of students couldn't help but burst out after saying such words in this scene, while the girl blushed with embarrassment and hurriedly sat down without explaining what was right or wrong.
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