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Chapter 446 The messy old professor
How about some teachers who were originally good-tempered, deliberately kept a straight face and pretended to have a bad temper when facing a group of unruly students? Just look at this scene and you will know that Professor Li Dong has a good temper and is approachable. A group of unruly students did not regard him as an outsider. They joked around casually, and even the suggestions made by some troublemakers made people blush. .
Under these suggestions, it was Director Zhang Zuofu who became angry first. He stood up, glanced at the students behind him, and cursed: "Please be quiet, you are talking nonsense! It's not you who are emotionally hypnotized. Change it next time." Do you want to try eating shit?"
In the opinion of Director Zhang Zuofu, these students were just bullying others deliberately. He originally had some small thoughts and was trying to flatter Professor Li Dong, but this group of naughty students made such a joke. How could he not get angry? As a dignified dean of the department, I would not be polite at all when scolding people.
This group of unruly students was indeed difficult to discipline, but they were students after all, not ruffians. As the head of the department, Director Zhang Zuofu immediately suppressed this group of students, and the originally noisy lecture hall fell silent in an instant.
"Ahem."
After being quiet for two seconds, Professor Li Dong broke the atmosphere and said: "Students, it's a joke, but you must keep it within limits! Let's take a social lesson with you in advance. When you enter the society, Be careful when speaking! The relationship between people is very delicate, just like there is a layer of window paper between them. If you say nothing and pierce this layer of window paper, your closest friends may turn against each other in an instant. , must remember! It’s exactly what Director Zhang said. It was Zhang Zheng who was hypnotized this time. If you put yourself in his shoes next time, if you were hypnotized next time, a group of people would yell at you to eat shit. When you wake up, Do you still have the face to see people?"
When he said these words, Professor Li Dong had a slightly serious face. After he finished speaking, he even laughed at himself, which made it difficult to tell whether he was happy or angry.
However, these words made the previous batch of booing Xiong students feel a little ashamed. Many of them scratched their heads in embarrassment and did not cause any more trouble.
Seeing that these persuasion had an effect, Professor Li Dong took a deep breath and looked at Zhang Zheng with a thoughtful look: "I'd better think about it myself. That's right! Zhang Zheng, you are in this classroom. Someone you like?"
"Yes." Zhang Zheng replied dully.
Professor Li Dong continued to ask: "Does she know you like her? Has she confessed her love?"
Zhang Zheng continued to answer blankly: "I don't know, I have a crush."
"Ouch!" When this kind of emotional entanglement was involved, a group of bear students opened their eyes wide and were extremely interested. They all listened and watched intently, wanting to see what Professor Li Dong wanted Zhang Zheng to do. .
And Professor Li Dong did not disappoint them in the end. His eyes lit up and he snapped his fingers: "This is easy to handle. Today I will act like a Yue Lao! I have never had a crush, but I just don't have enough courage to confess. I will give it to you today." This courage and opportunity! Go, go to the girl you like, get down on one knee, and confess to her!"
"Wow, this is great, awesome!"
"Confess, confess!"
"Confess your love!"
"Brother, even though I'm hypnotized, I still support you. I wish you success!"
"Ugh!"
"."
This group of naughty students like to join in the fun and make noises. After hearing Professor Li Dong's words, their eyes lit up, and they cheered and cheered. Some even started making noises.
As for Zhang Zheng, he might really have no courage in normal times, but now that he was hypnotized, he couldn't help it. After the order was given, Zhang Zheng simply turned around, half-opened his hazy eyes, and walked to a certain place.
At the end of that direction, there seemed to be a group of girls from the external department. When these girls saw Zhang Zheng walking towards them, they were all shy and nervous, not knowing who Zhang Zheng had a crush on.
But then something surprising happened.
Zhang Zheng didn't walk in front of the group of girls. He stopped halfway, knelt down on one knee in front of a strong man, and shouted loudly: "Lin Feng, I like you!"
Lin Feng: "."
Wang Ling: "."
Professor Li Dong: "."
The group of girls: "."
other people:"."
This scene is simply a 180-degree turn. Professor Li Dong originally wanted to be a Yue Lao, but he didn’t expect that Zhang Zheng’s crush turned out to be a man!
The atmosphere in the entire lecture theater is extremely strange now, and everyone's expressions are extremely exciting. As the person involved, Lin Feng's eyes almost popped out when he was confessed. He was dumbfounded, stunned, and dumbfounded.
I don’t know how long this weird atmosphere lasted, but suddenly...
"Pfft hahahahahaha"
Wang Ling actually took the lead and laughed wildly, making his abs laugh out loud.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Male, I thought there was going to be a couple, but it turned out to be a man!"
"Wa hahaha."
As soon as he took the lead, the entire lecture hall was filled with laughter. Many people were laughing so hard that they were on their backs.
Lin Feng's face was now red. Under the roar of laughter from the entire lecture hall, he finally couldn't help but burst out. He kicked Zhang Zheng, kicked him over, and cursed: "You bastard, I But straight man, what do you like me for?! My old Lin family still expects me to continue the family line. Why are you here to join in the fun? Can you have a child or something?! It’s such a big embarrassment. Do you know that if I had known this, it would be better to make fun of me? You're running around naked!"
"Hahaha"
"Hahaha"
His scolding made the group of people laugh even more. They all watched the fun and didn't mind it.
After being kicked over, Zhang Zheng's hypnosis happened to be released. He seemed to know what he had just done, and he was stunned for a moment. After he came to his senses, he looked at the podium with a red face, wanting to follow Professor Li Dong is confronting him.
However, where is the shadow of Professor Li Dong on the podium? This old professor is a thief. Something was wrong, so he rubbed oil on his soles and slipped away.
Not only Professor Li Dong, but also the usually serious instructors and department heads fled. They really couldn't control the situation.
"Holy shit! What the hell!" Zhang Zheng was dumbfounded and cursed for a long time. Finally, he couldn't stay any longer and ran away quickly. Even Lin Feng couldn't bear it anymore and ran away.
After the group of people left, the laughter in the classroom continued for a long time before gradually dissipating.
"Ha ha ha ha."
But Wang Ling was still laughing wildly. After laughing for so long, the corners of his mouth even became cramped.
He was not laughing at Zhang Zheng and Lin Feng, but at Professor Li Dong.
This Professor Li Dong usually looks like he has pearls of wisdom in his hand. He seems to be unfazed by anything he encounters and can deal with it calmly. But this time, Professor Li Dong really messed up. He was embarrassed, embarrassed, and lost face. The tearless expression on his face when he ran away seemed to say, "This sudden commotion, "Dodge my waist." This was the reason why Wang Ling couldn't help but laugh endlessly.
This hypnosis was successful, and it was very successful, extremely successful! However, Professor Li Dong lost all his face in the lecture hall, making him, a dignified old professor of psychology, unable to control the situation.
Sure enough, no matter how serious you are, if you stay with a group of irregular people for a long time, no matter how serious you are, you will become irregular.
(In fact, I only planned to write this chapter briefly about hypnosis and let Professor Li Dong pull the strings, but as I was writing it, I suddenly had an idea and started to make a prank.)
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