Dimensional Eroders
Vol 2 Chapter 1353: Family Channel
After finishing the procedures of [Death Paradise], Bailang finally returned to his 'exclusive space' and took a breath of the familiar and fresh air of the cemetery.
“Taste of Home!”
Immediately afterwards, Bailang: When I opened my eyes, I saw Jack picking Fufu, while Feng Ying was standing by and cheering!
The specific scene is like this, because the parents were deducted from paying the money, the two daughters returned home first, and then Feng Ying, who was also a teammate, also mixed in.
Since there are no adults in the family, San Luoli let herself go, and followed her nature to toss (carnival) in the house.
Among them, Stealing Niufu has a painful expression of overeating due to indigestion caused by 'overeating'. The good best friend Feng Ying immediately came forward to ask about her health, caring for her in various ways, and helping out with advice.
As for Little Jack, he was still showing off his treasure [Infinite Soul Chicken Soup Cage Hand] in a vaguely stinky manner, and he almost dangled back and forth in front of Fufu.
However, Sharf really doesn't have the energy to pay attention to her younger sister, isn't it the [Mother of Mercy], which was my equipment back then. Just a stinky little sister who uses an old (refurbished) stationery box that my sister gave away.
Seeing Silly Fufu's unremarkable reaction, Gua Jieke became more irritable. How about Jinyi Night Walk? I must return home rich and honored! Her creed in life is to show off, show off, and be frightened!
At this time, Feng Ying came up with an idea: "Jack, get her! Hurry up and help Fufu relieve her stress."
Silly Fu turned her eyes and looked at her best friend, her face full of disbelief. Are you trying to harm me?
Feng Ying reminded in a low voice: "Quickly use [Hold your head and squat to defend]!"
Sharf nodded thoughtfully, although she didn't understand why, but Feng Ying said, so let's do it. So she put her head in her hands and squatted in the living room.
Jack couldn't hold back any longer, and a flash came behind his sister, showing a bloodthirsty smile of sisterly love, and grabbed Fu Fu's back who was curled up (squatting): "Wow!"
This time, Sharf was not wrapped by a transparent spherical barrier, but instead introduced the power of [Zeus God Bull] into [Holding the head and squatting for defense] little by little.
The two are in a state of tolerance, and the [Holding Bar] is understood as a container (pressure cooker), and the [Sacred Cow] is compressed and forced into it, and then the lid of the pot is locked. Then, the [God Cow] in the compressed state couldn't hold on any longer, half-decompressed and expanded, and the pressure cooker was about to be stretched and deformed, but it didn't explode.
If Bailang doesn't run away, and [Dionysus] doesn't come to the ecological park to inspect the work, as long as Fufu is given enough time and resources, she is sure to deeply integrate [Niu] and [Baotou Township].
In the end, [Baotou Township] devoured [Niu Niu Ecological Park] and evolved into a more complex independent small world.
At this moment, Fufu is only channeling a part of the power of the [cow] into [Holding the head and squatting for defense], forming a force field of 'beefy cow' on the surface of the body.
And Jack's little claws also miraculously penetrated in, and instead of attacking Fufu, he took out a lump of crystal clear and trembling jelly from the illusory cow kidney.
Jack exclaimed: "Zeus kidney nourishing hot and sour beef soup?"
Xiao Fufu still had a frowning face and didn't receive any harm, but it seemed... seemed to feel better? Maybe it's an illusion!
Feng Ying looked at the scene of the sisters fighting each other, and applauded loudly from the side: "Okay, it's beautiful, let's make another one!"
Hearing the sound of encouragement, Little Jack trembled instantly, and immediately performed a set of fancy assassin moves. With her old-fashioned vision of [Paodingjieniu (The Virgin of Disintegration)], she circled this [Zeus Niuhu (Xu Zuonenghu)] for a week, brought its body data into her eyes, and conceived a set of "big eyes" in her mind. anatomical techniques.
"I'll take it out again!"
The hand of the **** of death flitted across the bull-shaped force field, which seemed to belong to two disjoint dimensions. But Jack took out the [Niu Tang Bao] with a faint divinity again; and Fu Fu was not injured at all, but felt a faint comfort, as if an experienced masseur was massaging herself?
At first there was a slight soreness, but then the comfort of the eight meridians was opened up.
"Okay! It's beautiful, let's do another one!"
Having been with each other for so long, Feng Ying has already figured out Jack's character. Cheerful, extroverted, sensitive and self-abased without brains, eager for praise and recognition, eager to achieve a career and get the approval of the male mother and sister.
So Feng Ying only needed to continue to encourage, and Jack was gradually lost in the cheers. The more he performed, the more vigorous he became, and he was no longer satisfied with the traditional "assassin's stealth attack", and began to show off his anatomical talents in a fancy way, the range of movements became larger and larger, and the attack techniques became more and more fancy.
Like a garbage chef in a Michelin three-star tire shop, he holds a shovel in both hands and smashes an egg with ninja-like fighting moves. When Feng Ying started to play accompaniment music for Jack with the [Small Satellite], Bai Lang happened to return to his private space.
In the end, I saw that my silly daughter looked like a minor underage who was performing arts in Tianqiao. Amidst the sound of Beijing rhyme drums, she performed the traditional Chinese martial art "Sister Sister" around her sister.
Stretch both arms horizontally and straightly, perform a walk with high legs, and then turn around to take out a Fufu; then do a backflip, take out a Fufu while volleying over; then turn the body 720°, and take out a Fufu obliquely.
Clap clap!
Bai Lang, who had regained his senses, also joined the applause, applauding this fool together with Feng Ying. And asked Fu Luoli in a low voice: "Sisters really love each other! What are they doing?"
Feng Ying explained in a low voice: "Before you came back, Fufu and I hugged (squat together) for a while, and read her [Baotou Township Data], which was very rewarding! And I have a better understanding of her current situation. Fufu is uncomfortable because she can't digest [cow], and the energy accumulated in the ability bar is too much, and it is saturated and precipitated. That is 'excess nutrition'."
"It happened that Jack wanted to show off her [New Treasure Phantasm], so I asked her to take out Fufu. Although [Chicken Soup Hand] is a lethal kitchen tool that attacks the soul, Fufu's [Cow + Baotou Township] It is equivalent to transforming a Zeus into a 'defensive armor (xuzuo nenghu)', which is enough to resist and resist this level of soul damage. Fufu is not able to fully mobilize the power of the [cow], but only induces the accumulated nutrients to combine with 'squat defense 'Create a phantom."
"Jack can't harvest the soul, but he can plunder the 'excess nutrients' from the [Holding Head Column] and condense the 'divine soup treasure'. Fufu also benefits from it, gradually opening up the silted and blocked 'highway', so that the [ability] column】The circulation is running again.... Good! "
Before Feng Ying finished speaking, she immediately yelled out loudly.
Bailang also applauded: "Well done!"
…
Ten minutes later, little Jack wiped off the non-existent sweat on his forehead, his little face was rosy, and he tried hard to suppress his pride and joy, and sat beside Bailang, raising his little head high.
Not only did she perfectly demonstrate the [New Treasure Phantasm] just now, but she also used it with great proficiency. She dug out her sister's 'wrecked', lay there and gave up resisting, and she won! And with the unanimous appreciation of my father and Feng Ying, I feel that my life has reached its peak.
Satisfied, joyful, happy, this life is worth it!
Silly Fufu leaned lazily and comfortably on the other side of the white waves, and limply fell on the old man's body, looking lazy, comfortable, drowsy and smiling after massage after sauna.
The food accumulation has been relieved, and my sister likes the old stationery she discarded very much, and she is very filial to return to herself, and the craftsmanship is also very good. The family is harmonious, the father is kind and the daughter is filial, the sisters and friends are respectful, and the girlfriends take care of them. I [Sour Garden] returned from studying abroad and started a foundation.
[The novel app that has been running stably for many years is comparable to the old version of the book chasing artifact, and the source-changing app used by old bookworms,]
At this moment, her heart was at peace. happy, satisfied.
When the Bailang family staged an eight o'clock family drama, Feng Ying picked up the [little child prodigy schoolbag] out of season.
'Snapped! ’ with a bang, and threw a stack of CDs on the coffee table, attracting the attention of the family of three: "Hey, a gift! It's for you, and you should treasure it carefully."
After all, she pushed the messy CDs in front of Lang, and then explained: "It's a souvenir of this adventure. These are the future famous works of the great director Feng Ying."
Bailang flipped through the cover of the disc, the first disc had a picture of Feng Ying dressed as a pirate, holding a scimitar standing on the head of a ship and pointing to the distance, and the one behind it was 'Captain Jack'.
""Feng Ying and Her Pendant: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Underworld Trilogy", "Zombie Pokémon Underworld Records", "Hot Pot City on the Bite of the Tongue"... These are all movies you made? There is more than one."
Bailang knew that she was filming her daily life through the 'small satellite' and wanted to edit a film. But I didn't expect to shoot so many episodes of the "Pokémon Series" alone. The number of episodes of the special feature film was shot, and it turned out that it was all a movie? This kid is so productive.
Feng Ying said modestly: "First of all, there is plenty of time. There are so many experiences and materials in this adventure. It is a pity to only shoot one. Of course, we need to shoot more. The theme and content of each series are different. "Song" is an epic theme with me as the protagonist, which revolves around ocean adventures, adventures in the underworld, and entrepreneurship in the underworld."
Feng Luoli highly recommends this set, which uses the template of a popcorn commercial blockbuster, with a realistic style and explosive special effects. Because there is no need to hook the green screen at all, it is real from beginning to end. The first part tells the story of the great adventurer Feng Ying who set off on the Nanyang [Carp], lightly captured the Spanish tomb owner, encountered a storm of time and space, and got lost in the Mediterranean.
The second part is about the great strategist Feng Ying, who led the fans to the "Pirate Island Negotiation", convinced [Ksitigarbha] with wisdom, joined the underworld fleet, led the fleet to conquer the underworld with delicious food, and penetrated the abyss of Tartarus. story.
The third part is about the great businessman Feng Ying. After conquering the underworld, she fights for business hegemony in the underworld, fights with all kinds of gods and demons, controls the partners in the underworld to start a business and become rich, and takes her to the sky. It echoes back and forth with the small supporting role Bailang in the first part.
"This "Zombie Pokémon Underworld Records" is a magical masterpiece produced by Zombie Pokémon in order to live up to the scenery of the underworld when Jack and I were filming at the popular check-in spots in the underworld. Because the cost of actors is zero, Because of the zero special effects, I wrote the script and shot 18 big special effects movies with completely different themes in one go. Covering literature and art, martial arts, gambling movies, science fiction, romance, comedy, police and gangsters..."
Bailang was speechless: "..."
A group of Pikachus and Squirrels wearing ancient costumes from the Celestial Dynasty were imagined, performing a song "Ghost of the Turtle" in the Greek underworld, and then at the stage of the old demon's marriage in Montenegro, the male protagonist suddenly pulled out a revolver, doing parkour for a while, and racing on the road for a while , and finally in the desolate [Gate of the Underworld] staged the 18+ scene of the western film gun fighting showdown, with guns and guns headshots and blood flying all over the sky.
Just when Langshen was wandering in the sky, staring at the movie covers in a daze, unable to imagine what incredible and terrifying thing Feng Ying had sent out, Fu Luoli pushed the last stack of CDs in front of him.
"This stack of "Hot Pot City Series" was shot by me in a documentary style with Little Jack as the protagonist. It mainly details the inspirational story of her growing up together with [Yangshenghao], and getting more and more courageous after being guided by me .It is a great 'dark magic gourmet-themed conspiracy suspense thriller movie', involving gangs, fighting, conspiracy, dark cooking, monster fighting, and indescribable gourmet gods and demons..."
The corners of Bailang's eyes twitched wildly when he heard it, and felt that no matter which one he listened to, it was unreliable? Can this kind of thing get a public release? Are you not afraid that after showing it to children, the San value will return to zero one by one, and you will go crazy in the movie theater on the spot and become a fanatic of [Hot Pot City]?
Lang: "Why do you make so many movies?"
"Record your life, and cultivate a hobby by the way. Of course, the most important thing is that I took a long vacation for this trip, and the reason is to conduct professional training in 'film art'. Over there at the school, there is a [movie] As a homework task. Who am I, Feng Ying? What is a mere work? My talent is unparalleled, and I can shoot a quantity that no one else can achieve in a lifetime!"
Why can Fu Luoli play with Silly Fufu and Gua Jieke? Because they are very proud people. Sharf has an invincible Dao heart in the fields of medicine, bioengineering, and education; Little Jack is also striving to be superior in the fields of cooking, assassination, and gangs. Not to mention Feng Ying, a group of problem children.
Lang said with great emotion: "Is the current primary school already so busy? I thought that the primary school training classes would only stop at equestrianism, pipe organ, riding and archery, glider driving... These noble courses that shape class barriers. I didn't expect to have reached [director class] ] to the extent that you need to shoot a movie yourself.”
"What's the point of making a movie? I choose the simplest and cheapest art courses~www.readwn.com~ Your family's Fufu and Jack are dropouts with no academic qualifications. You must not have a happy education, or you will waste your life. "
Langshen took it for granted: "I've been taught! I will definitely enroll them in more classes in the future."
His family, Jack, doesn’t even have a C1 now, and can only drive an illegal ‘animal-powered roller’; the eldest sister, Sharf, is even more embarrassing, and can only drive a pedal scooter without a license plate (nuclear-exploded little sheep).
Feng Ying thought for a while: "If you have a chance, choose a sci-fi side mission world, and let the children learn regular 'spaceship driving'. Otherwise, they will not be able to hold their heads up in front of children from rich families. But... those who know Families that drive spaceships are only of the second class. The children raised are only to be drivers for the children of real noble families."
Lang: "Hey... It's too curly. My Fufu should raise [cows] honestly! Jack inherits [Hot Pot City]'s small store, and it's good that he doesn't die of starvation for a good meal."
Feng Ying suddenly cheered up: "Speaking of Fufu's [Cow], I was also greatly inspired this time. After I decided to go home, I asked my family to help me order a corpse of 'Yama' or 'Ksitigarbha'. Imitate Fufu and integrate it into [Holding the head and squatting to defend] to create a [True. Ecological holding the head XXX layer exam hell].”
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