Dimensional Eroders
Chapter 887: Cat Man Magic Road Underground Tuition Association
After bidding farewell to Feng Ying, Bai Lang picked up Salf and returned to Somogo.
Hike all the way back to the Cat Cafe, which is completely different from the previous depression. After the magic wave, the whole street was rejuvenated, and the hall in the house was full of bear children who were the same age as the youngest Molly. The chattering was very noisy.
Well, there is indeed a ‘bear kid’ with bear ears and a little furry brown curly hair. He rushed from his lower eyelids, and rushed towards the place where the eldest sister Perilla was, like a little wild boar running around like a pig.
Today's cafes have changed their styles, replacing nearly two-thirds of the area with large square tables, and bright fluorescent lamps on the top. On the Quartet’s table, there are small problem-makers who are scratching their heads and scratching their heads, eating snacks, doing problems seriously, or exchanging ideas.
On the other side of the'study area', there is still the original seated coffee table, which is arranged next to the window and occupies 1/3 of the area for parents to chat and blow B, or supervise their little cubs, or look out the window to soothe the mood .
On the desk of the bear child, there is a cup of scented "kitten man puzzle milk powder" filled with food; while on the parent’s desk, there are coffee and books to hold B, such as "Zen and "The Art of Motorcycle Repair", "We can become Buddhas without being troublesome and tired"...
At this time, the second sister Licorice and the third sister Chai Zheng were busy running around and were responsible for serving the fruit platter to the novices to supplement brain nutrition.
The eldest sister Shiso on the other side smiled and squinted on her toes, reached out and patted her, and asked her for the big head of the'pocky' bear child, and then took out three of them from the snack box, gave them to him, and pointed in a direction. What are you telling?
Immediately, the bear kid started again, like a small tank roaring past the white waves, rushing toward the front of the hall, where the bar was originally located.
The original bar counter was demolished, and it is now arranged as an exquisite altar with four shrines on it. One big and three small.
The largest one is placed at the back, which is also the most central position. There is no physical idol in the shrine, and there is no spiritual card, but a beautiful "conch" is placed as an object of sacrifice.
The other three small shrines are guarded in front of the big shrine in the left, middle and right structures.
The small shrine in the middle is at the front, and is raised high by a stack of exercise guidance books. The space in front is full of snacks, drinks, and toys offered by elementary school students.
Inside the shrine, there is a censer in full bloom. There is no burning incense inside, instead it is filled with chocolate-flavored pocky, for some kind of sacrifice?
At this time, the bear boy came to the incense burner, twisted three pocky in a respectful and solemn expression, and kept bowing to the four shrines. After three consecutive 90° gifts, he whispered and whispered, then inserted the chocolate bar in his hand into the stove, and then happily rushed back to his seat.
Then, a mysterious and mysterious ‘refreshing feeling’ descended on the brain, flushing out the hazy thoughts in the brain. The ‘shards of knowledge’ deposited in the depths of the memory floated up in a large number of distracting thoughts, and sparks of wisdom were rubbed against each other by the sparks of lightning.
The bear child who was inspired by the'power of learning scum', every time he sees a question, he will be stressed, grasping the indescribable'question-solving ideas', and then he picked up the'puzzle milk' and drank it. , Recharged and renewed this'mysterious' state, and then grabbed the pencil and started to write quickly.
Bai Lang looked at the altar again. In the small shrines on the left and right sides of the ‘incense burner’, there were a circle of head rings woven from thorns and vines; and a small balance used for physics experiments.
He could see at a glance that these four shrines without ‘deity’ corresponded to the four evil spirits of his family’s capital, Shirakawa Genius, Thorn Lady, and Our Lady of Mercy.
More importantly, the ‘offers’ in these four shrines do contain ‘divine power fluctuations’ (power of evil spirits).
In oriental terms, it is a holy object that has been enlightened and blessed by the gods. It is indeed a stable and long-lasting release of some kind of ‘radiation’, which has transformed the environment of the coffee shop and brought all kinds of incredible effects.
As the big boss behind the scenes of [Healing Gods], Bai Lang immediately caught the effects of the four shrines.
Before his execution, the four siblings of the cat people were developed into chief believers + priests by the evil spirits, and they were left behind. Since the Cateren family’s coffee raw materials were cut off, and the production of ‘Zhizhi milk powder’ was discontinued early, Bailang has not been linked to a stable source of ‘milk goat milk’.
As a result, the business of the ‘coffee shop’ has gone from bad to worse, and the plan to transform into a ‘seafood shop and milk tea shop’ has also been shelved one after another.
However, on the eve of his mission to the paradise, [the genius of Shirakawa] peddled the "Dreamland Exercise Class" through Molly to his classmates, which was well received. After that, Bailang did not pay much attention to it.
After all, the cat family is bankrupt, and he can afford it, and it is very cheap. Because of this, Bailang didn't expect the three sisters, and allowed them to toss around, and he could hold it.
Then I came back this time and found a surprise.
There is not much market in this city for the "Jidu, Thorns, and Madonna" that the three sisters believe in. After all, Somogo has countless righteous gods and evil gods.
However, the ‘School Class Evil’ played by ‘Shirakawa’ is an exception. The education industry is really making money. Even parents from other worlds are also superstitious of various cram schools.
And when a ‘Magic Underground Tuition Association’ that integrates ‘tuition, health care, puzzle, faith, gods...’ appeared, it even hit the G-spot of these parents.
What?
Why don't you find a regular one?
This is similar to the fact that superstitious patients are more willing to believe in Mongolian medicine small remedies and Tibetan medicine pills than receiving treatment in regular hospitals.
Look, the magic way underground tutoring society, not taking the usual path, sheltered by multiple gods, replenishing brain nutrition, correcting mental deformities, strengthening the body and promoting development, gaining enlightenment and wisdom from the gods...how impressed is how anti-intellectual People's hearts!
Compared with letting children combine work and rest, exercise more, sleep more and relax. Successful parents are more willing to enroll in another quantum fluctuation reading class, and go to the temple on the day of the final exam to lose a bargain price. I hope Wenquxing will bless his cub's dice rubber, and he will help him in every encounter.
Although the promotion is as exaggerated as the fake advertisement, the ‘kitten person puzzle cram school’ is really not bragging.
In the previous life (pocky) who possessed the priesthood of [Study hard] [Shirakawa Genius] was created by Bailang. Although she degenerates into an evil girl with [dangerous driving, electronic music playing, and very poor], her offering is [small] Genius learning machine (helmet)], still has a powerful'learning function'. (Silly fufu crying bitterly)
She branded her own "Evil Spirit Power" in this coffee shop, and after fusing with the remaining "Dream Realm Pseudo Demon Realm" of the eldest sister's [Jidu], it turned into a benign buff that slowly decayed.
Not only [Shirakawa] left behind the power of evil spirits, but the Lady of Thorn and the Mother Mother also left behind their own ‘relicts’ and ‘powers of the gods’ and entrusted licorice and firewood to manage them.
After Bailang left, he noticed that his child's grades were strange and abruptly ascended by Rockets, and suddenly became depressed and autistic. After experiencing nightmares every night.
The ecstatic parents finally followed the vine and went to the coffee shop. They came to the door to thank the genius doctor, my bear and the child’s hidden illness was cured, and expressed their gratitude with an attitude of wishing to put their children in the electric shock theme park of Professor Sheep. , I urge my baby to tuition in the cafe.
In the end, the three sisters had some discussions, dismantled the bar, built an altar, and began to impartially preach to the parents and promote the doctrine of the "healing the gods". (Tuition variant version, cure your child’s mental retardation)
Except for the power left over from "Shirakawa Genius", which gives the children the "power of learning scum".
The “faculty” and the blessing of evil spirits left by the thorn lady provide weak “soul defense” and make their soul and spirit more resilient. Originally, if you do 50 questions in one breath, you will be nauseous and retching, and your thinking will be slow. Now you can hold on to 80. Dao problem just had a nervous breakdown.
As the evil spirit of the medical department, Our Lady of Mercy cannot bring intuitive reinforcement. However, the "twisted cure" she left behind obeys the equivalent exchange. The children pay the cost of the gradual withering of the essence, blood and yang. The equivalent exchange is used to achieve sufficient blood supply to the brain, accelerated hormone secretion, and active brain nerves. Overclocking', tap the potential.
In the end, Ji Du, as the master of the **** system, holds important priesthoods such as [life, blood, digitization, fel energy, and dreams]. Her legacy of ‘divine power effect’ is responsible for replenishing vitality for the babies. uukanshu.com repairs hidden injuries. After a week of tutoring, he died suddenly.
On the contrary, these bear children who have spent half a month in the "kitten people puzzle cram school" are not only smarter and higher grades, but also healthy, vigorous, lively and combative. They are all good seedlings of the Burning Legion.
Originally a fat girl who was physically weak, after half a month of special training, she was able to kick up the desk and fight with representatives of the physical education department for half a class, and trampled on the dignity of the other party in the math test. .
Parents are even more convinced by this miracle.
As a result, the endless ‘power of faith’ was absorbed by the four shrines, and then transformed into a ‘divine power effect’ to bless the cafe, forming a virtuous circle. Attract more parents to come to worship.
After Bailang pushed the door and entered, he found that the interior of the coffee house had formed a ‘enchantment’, which was self-contained, like a blessed land. An invisible silk thread extends from the heads of those bear children, which is connected to the altar, and is blessed by the four ‘cthulhus’.
The ‘stuffed money box’ in front of the altar was also filled with banknotes by the enthusiastic parents.
The Cat People Cafe closed down, but the Cat People’s Modao Underground Tuition Association is booming.
The three sisters not only enjoyed the joy of life, but also found the spiritual sustenance and the meaning of cat life. They felt fulfilled by fighting for the gods they believed in.
At the same time, the four evil spirits have also developed a stable source of faith. Although the number is very small, it is completely incomparable with the output of [Lalaier-Sea Rabbit], but it can be regarded as a consolation, at least in the'Somogo' The first step.
Seeing the spiritual abundance and fulfillment of the three sisters, Bai Lang relieved his heart and felt a sense of relief and pride. Did you see the cat’s mother’s in the spirit of heaven? I make them laugh happier and live easier.
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