Director, please respect yourself

Hit with fists, kick with feet, head...

After repeated tossing, neither the window glass nor the four doors moved at all. Xiao Yang was discouraged and lay sprawled on the back seat of the BYD S6, breathing heavily.

"Huhu..."

However, at this moment, he suddenly saw a very beautiful girl applying lipstick facing the car window.

"Hey Hey hey…

Save me, let me out! "

Xiao Yang regained his energy, smashed the car window with his fists, and shouted hysterically.

But this tall girl just used the car window as a mirror to look in. After applying lipstick to the car window, the girl smiled sweetly, picked up her bag, and walked towards the end of the alley.

"OK, passed!"

After filming the scene, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, picked up the walkie-talkie placed on the ground.

"Really? Director!"

Ni Ni, who plays the role of a beautiful girl, ran over from the end of the alley.

"Can I really pass this scene in one sentence?"

"real."

Yang Hao smiled and gave a thumbs up to Xiao Yang who opened the door and got out of the car.

"Actually, the main thing is that Senior Brother Xiao Yang acted well. The loveless look in the male protagonist's eyes shot in the third camera was simply played by Senior Brother Xiao Yang. And when he saw Nini you facing the car window The excitement of putting on makeup and suddenly sitting up..."

"No, director..."

Unexpectedly, before Yang Hao finished his words of praise, Xiao Yang, who looked a little depressed, interrupted him directly.

"Director, just tell me directly. Why do you want to fine me this time? I asked you to sell the Sisou electric bike I had been riding for two years."

"Hahaha…"

As soon as Xiao Yang finished speaking, many staff members busy at the shooting scene burst into laughter.

…

Time is tight, and director Yang Hao has been on the run since March 3rd.

He didn't go to record songs, go to a performance training class to correct the girls' bodies, and he didn't even take a break. Instead, he caught Xiao Yang and kept practicing.

The crew filmed from early morning to night, then from early morning to night on the second day, and again from early morning to night on the third day...

Xiao Yang was numb.

It wasn't that I was numb due to the high-intensity shooting, but that director Yang Hao did too many sexy tricks, and I wanted to die from being tortured by him.

There were water stains on the back seat of the car, and I was fined 100 yuan, so I had to pay in cash; the inner handle of the car door was broken, and I was fined 2,000 yuan, and I had no cash, so the director Yang Hao directly sold the electric motorcycle; the performance was outstanding, and the director Yang Hao I was verbally rewarded with a BYD S6 urban off-road vehicle, but it was taken away again in the afternoon because you, Xiao Yang, don’t have a driver’s license...

I don't fucking understand. What does having a driver's license have to do with you rewarding me with a car? !

But it's good to be numb.

Because Xiao Yang's current mental state is exactly the same as that of the unlucky male protagonist in the movie. There is no need to act like he is hopeless, it is just like that.

Compared with Xiao Yang, Zhang Momo, who had been in the "4×4" crew since Yang Hao's first day of filming, was stunned.

Unexpectedly, I witnessed a miracle. It turned out that the director could direct the play in this way. When the actor needed to express some emotion, he would grab the actor and manipulate it. Then, the camera would focus on the actor's face and start filming directly.

And the effect of the shooting is amazing!

After seeing good things, Zhang Momo naturally knew how to share them, so on the fourth day of filming, she brought her biological father, Zhang Yimou, to the filming scene.

Dad, come over and take a look. Today is the last day of filming for the movie "4×4". If you don't come here, you might not be able to see such a fun peep show?

Unable to resist kissing his daughter, Zhang Yimou came with a frown on his face.

Isn’t it just about directing a movie?

Could it be possible for director Yang Hao to make a fool of himself? !

…

As soon as Zhang Yimou arrived at the filming site, he saw a puzzling scene. There were seven or eight tables at the entrance of the Yangchun Pig's Trotters store, and there were five or six staff members eating breakfast at each table.

Of course, it is normal to eat breakfast. Who in this world does not eat breakfast?

But can you imagine it?

There was a young man sitting in front of these breakfast staff. The young man was very hungry, but he had an empty bowl in his hand.

Damn... this is too bullying.

Are there any human rights left? How can you treat actors like this? So an angry Zhang Yimou rushed over and pulled Xiao Yang up from the chair.

It's okay kid, I'll take you to have breakfast.

However, before the older Zhang Yimou ran over, he saw Yang Hao walking out of the Yangchun Pig's Trotters shop with an empty bowl in his hand as well.

"Old Xiao..."

"Um?"

"Are you hungry?"

"Director, what do you think?"

At this moment, Xiao Yang didn't even bother to look back.

"Since noon yesterday, I have only drank water and not eaten, and it has continued until now. But fortunately, you are with me, otherwise, I would not be able to hold on."

"So, do you have desire now?

I mean, do you feel the desire to eat the fried dough sticks? "Yang Hao asked.

"Director, let alone seeing the fried dough sticks, just hearing the word "fried dough sticks" makes my eyes light up green now, not to mention that you have arranged for so many people to be greedy for so long." He looked at it again Seeing the group of guys eating breakfast in front of him, Xiao Yang swallowed.

"Okay, let's start shooting now!"

At Yang Hao's order, the staff who were having breakfast put down the fried dough sticks in their hands and ran to the filming site not far away.

"Lighting, the dysprosium lamp was arranged for me in this position."

"Camera, the camera is placed at the entrance of Yujia Xiaochao. Liu Yifei and Zhao Yingjun will cut into the camera from this direction later."

"Car, can the police car move a little further back? This will provide a buffer distance for the confrontation between Zhang Songwen and the police."

…

The staff went to set up the scene.

Yang Hao, Xiao Yang and Zhang Yimou, who had just walked over, were the only ones left in front of Yangchun Pig's Trotters Store.

"Good director."

Yang Hao weakly raised his hand.

"Yang Hao, how could this happen?

A director went so far as to starve with his actors. "

"I can't direct it. I don't think hunger can be acted out." Yang Hao smiled and explained.

"People who are hungry and impatient just want to eat and don't want to talk. Even if they take two steps forward, they are too lazy to move."

"Hmm..." Zhang Yimou nodded.

This is indeed the case. During special times back then, I also suffered from hunger, and I know what it feels like to be hungry.

"But, Yang Hao, why are you accompanying Xiao Yang when he is hungry?"

"Director, since I'm not accompanying him, I don't know if Xiao Yang secretly ate at home. I also don't know if his performance in the camera is realistic enough?"

Having said this, Yang Hao placed the empty bowl from which he drank water on the dining table, and then "moved" to the silver BYD S6 with Xiao Yang.

…

"Action!"

"Don't run!"

On the narrow and quiet street, there was a sudden shout. A heroic policewoman was chasing a man with a somewhat wretched appearance.

Hearing the noise, Xiao Yang, who was trapped in the car, raised his body with his elbows. He looked out the window and saw that the person was a policeman.

The man was overjoyed and struggled to sit up, but he tried hard for a long time, but to no avail. He was still slumped in the back seat of the car weakly.

"Police, police, come help!"

"Police, police, come help!"

This was a hoarse cry, with a pitifully small voice.