Director, please respect yourself

winter day

It always gets dark so early.

At six o'clock in the evening, the sun had already set over the mountain, and the street lights were turned on early in this nameless alley near Beiying.

At the entrance of the alley, under the street lights, the crew of the movie "4×4", led by director Yang Hao, was busy filming the last scene.

The design in the original film was that the male protagonist fell asleep and dreamed that he started the car, then stepped on the accelerator, and the car hit a telephone pole on the side of the road.

But even if he crashed into the car, this guy didn't care. He opened the door, got out of the car, and ran to the nearby store to grab food. During the robbery, he shot and killed the clerk.

Regarding this part, Yang Hao, who is good at making tricks, will not let it go. He changed the plot from hitting a telephone pole to crashing into a car, and the car he hit was still a Toyota from his childhood. The actor stepped on the accelerator, and he collided with the oncoming car. The Toyota that came had a collision. The Toyota was a mess, but the BYD S6 only lost some paint...

I thought that if I told Brother Boatman about this plot, Brother Boatman would be cautious and go against the world's number one car company. This seems a bit uncomfortable, right? !

But who knows, the boatman brother is the boatman brother, and what he needs in life is to be powerful and domineering.

Yang Hao, do it!

If we don’t challenge, we won’t challenge. If we want to challenge, we will challenge the world’s number one.

Aren't you just afraid of lawsuits?

It's okay. If Toyota sues us because of this plot, I will dare to tell them in the media. Don't beep blindly. If you have the guts to collide two cars at the test site, try it!

For this reason, the boatman also specially sent two Toyota RAV4s that were launched last year. The meaning was very clear. If the shooting effect cannot be achieved if you hit one, Yang Hao, you will hit two.

Yang Hao is a serious person.

I like employers like the boatman the most. As long as you are not afraid of trouble, I will dare to help you break through the sky.

Two cars were parked at the entrance of the alley.

One is a BYD S6, and the other is a Toyota RAV 4 produced in Tianjin, China. Photographer Zhang Jiarui is leading his apprentice to install miniature high-definition cameras on the roofs of the two cars to take all-round shots of the two cars. The tragic situation at the moment of collision.

A green pickup truck parked next to the two vehicles. The bed of the pickup truck was filled with people. Some were holding radio poles, some were holding reflectors, and some were carrying cameras on their shoulders...

Director Yang Hao stood next to the pickup truck. In front of him were two stuntmen wearing helmets and F1 racing suits. They are professionally engaged in this job on major domestic production crews. It is said that they were apprentices that Ke Shouliang took in the mainland.

"Is it okay, you two?"

Before shooting, Yang Hao asked again.

"Don't worry, director, your job is easy!"

"That's right, director, I see you are more nervous than us. The speed of both cars is 30 kilometers, and the head-on collision is 15% offset. This job is easier for us than drinking cold water."

"Well..." Yang Hao smiled.

"As long as you take it easy, I don't care if you brag or not.

Oh, by the way, before I go on stage, let me tell you again that I have bought you 3 million worth of accident insurance, so even if something happens, we don't have to be afraid. "

"Got it, director!"

Although Yang Hao spoke a bit bluntly, the two stuntmen in front of him were still very moved.

"Director, my name is Huang Zhaoguo, from Langya, Shandong Province. If you open a play again in the future, please remember to find me."

"Director, my name is Ma Yindou. I am from Lanling, Shandong Province. I can play the piano, guitar, and flute. Currently, I am working in front of the Beijing Film Studio. If you open a movie again in the future, remember to find me."

"Okay, let's go!"

Patting their shoulders in turn, Yang Hao watched them board two cars. Yang Hao himself and Xiao Yang, who had recovered some strength after drinking two bowls of porridge, were getting ready on the roadside.

When two cars collide on the road, Yang Hao and Xiao Yang will quickly replace the two stuntmen and start the performance.

…

"Action!"

"Bang!"

Beijing, Xitucheng Road.

A silver BYD S6, for unknown reasons, crossed the double yellow line, ran into the opposite lane, and collided with a white Toyota RAV 4 that was traveling normally.

The sound was loud, and pieces of bumpers and headlights were scattered all over the place.

"OK, passed!

Are you two okay? "

Standing on the side of the road to visually check that the shooting situation was okay, Yang Hao picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"OK!"

Huang Zhaoguo smiled and made an OK gesture outside.

"Damn it... the Toyota car is really not that good. It was smashed into a bear shape, but the airbag didn't pop up."

These words were said by Ma Yindou, and listening to his voice, Yang Hao knew that there was nothing wrong, so he gestured to Xiao Yang next to him.

The two of them quickly ran towards the two cars.

"Action!"

Yang Hao shook his head, took off his seat belt, kicked the door angrily, and got out of the Toyota.

"Are you so damn blind?

I was driving my car fine, but you came from the opposite lane and hit me. What's the matter, do you think I'm easy to bully? "

However, just when Yang Hao, who was cursing, came over there, he saw a staggering guy getting out of the BYD S6 car, pointing a bloody dagger at him.

"Ah, murder..."

Seeing this scene, Yang Hao turned around and ran away while holding his head.

"OK, passed!"

Yang Haocai ran out of the shooting range of the camera and shouted loudly at the filming scene: "Everyone, I now announce that the movie "4×4" has officially been completed!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."

As soon as Yang Hao finished speaking, the crew headed by Zhang Jiarui, Wang Yu, and Zhao Yingjun let out wolf howls.

After waiting patiently for a while, when they had finished venting their joy, Yang Hao continued.

"First, we have applied for the right of way for a total of two and a half hours. Up to now, it has been done for two hours, so we only have half an hour left. Everyone, hurry up and clean up the scene. Wait a moment, here will be Traffic is going to resume.”

"good!"

Everyone agreed in unison.

"Second, clean up the scene and everyone will gather at Yujia Xiaochai tonight. However, since the lead actor Xiao Yang cannot eat or drink, our party tonight cannot be regarded as a closing banquet.

And when will the closing banquet be held?

A week later, on the night of March 14th, we were enjoying the screening of our movie on the national TV movie channel, eating meat and drinking from big bowls.

The venue for the final banquet was the Shu Kingdom Restaurant where we had dinner last time. "

"Pa bang bang..."

"good!"

After Yang Hao finished speaking, everyone applauded again.

…………

"Director, thank you!"

After speaking, the crew quickly took action, pushing carts on the road, cleaning, arranging filming equipment, arranging filming equipment...

Xiao Yang, who was still a little weak, walked to Yang Hao.

"Director, thank you!"

"You're welcome. The remuneration agreed upon at the beginning was 500,000 RMB, which is 500,000 RMB. During the filming process, all my operations were to make our film shoot faster." From now on, we are all brothers. , Yang Hao explained with a smile.

"Well, actually what I want to say is, director, I didn't expect you to actually give me a car." Xiao Yang scratched his head, and then pointed to the silver car parked on the side of the road that had been used for the crew's makeup. BYD S6.