Director, please respect yourself

"Classmate Liu Yifei, tell me honestly, what exactly did Yang Hao talk to you about? If you don't agree, will he be cruel to you?"

During the filming break, Yang Hao was discussing the camera placement with Zhang Jiarui. Mao Xiaolu and Ni Ni dragged Liu Yifei into the bedroom, then closed the door and forced her to question her.

The meaning is very clear, if you don't tell us the truth, we will tickle you hard.

Faced with the threats from the two men, Liu Yifei was a little scared.

So he timidly said: "Actually, it's nothing. When we were filming the commercial movie "4×4", the director asked me to make a guest appearance in his movie for free.

Well, actually it’s not completely free. I only get paid if the box office of a movie exceeds one billion yuan.

But you two also know that with my money-obsessed mother, how could she let me make a movie for free? "

"Really?" Ni Ni was a little doubtful.

"Of course, if you don't believe me, ask Yang Hao."

It was the first time she lied to someone, and Liu Yifei felt a little embarrassed. However, this is not entirely a lie, because after filming the movie "4×4", there was indeed such an agreement with Yang Hao.

As for what Yang Hao really said [An Feng, will you agree to my pursuit? ], Liu Yifei decided to erase this incident from her mind forever.

Since you don’t want it, you will never regret it!

"Eh…"

Taking a closer look at Liu Yifei's expression, Ni Ni sighed in disappointment when she saw that it didn't look like she was being fake.

"Sister Qianqian, I thought Yang Hao wanted to pursue you, but it turned out not to be the case!"

Well…

Seeing Ni Ni, who was slightly disappointed, she immediately knocked Liu Yifei and Mao Xiaolu out of control.

What kind of tiger-wolf talk are you talking about?

You have obviously fallen in love with Yang Hao, so why are you disappointed now that Yang Hao doesn't pursue other girls?

Seeing both of them staring at her, Ni Ni touched her nose embarrassedly.

"First of all, let me explain, am I not pretending?

I just think that it was too easy for me to pursue Yang Hao. In less than half a year, the two of us were getting along, and there was no difficulty at all.

Sister Qianqian, if Yang Hao is pursuing you at the same time, it will be different. With your appearance and temperament, it will directly increase the difficulty of my pursuit of Yang Hao by ten levels.

Then, I burst out my strong desire and insisted on fighting you. Yang Hao is mine, and none of you can take it away... Hey, hey, Xiaolu, Sister Qianqian, don’t leave, my words are still there Not finished yet. "

"roll!"

Mao Xiaolu and Liu Yifei turned around at the same time, laughing and scolding: "Those who pretend to be evil deserve to die."

As soon as the two came out of the bedroom, the filming of the next scene started.

"Action!"

"Hi, hello, are you Fatty Yang from Yujia Xiaochao?"

"Oh, yes, this is Jinqiu Home. Please help us cook two dishes and bring them over."

"It's better to have beef. My sister likes beef. Well, I prefer corn. Whole pine nut corn is also good!"

Civilization was born in the refrigerator, and many ingredients could not be taken out. She originally wanted to cook a delicious meal for her sister, but now, Liu Yifei could only pick up her mobile phone and order takeout.

"sister…"

"Um?"

"Your face is a little red. Don't you think you were exposed to nuclear radiation just now? How about I take you to the hospital?" Mao Xiaolu looked at Liu Yifei's face, looking a little nervous.

"No, it's okay!"

Liu Yifei waved her hand.

"I just want to wait a few minutes to see what civilization looks like after the nuclear explosion. Has it returned to primitive society?"

"OK, passed, next shot."

At this point in the filming, Yang Hao shouted, and then handed a few storyboards to Liu Yifei and Mao Xiaolu.

"This is what the world will look like after a nuclear explosion. I'm just painting it briefly. You need to have a concept in your mind. Can we shoot this section after we finish lunch?"

"Okay, director!"

Liu Yifei and Mao Xiaolu agreed and immediately ran to the balcony to study the script.

~~~~~~~~~

Recently, Liu Yifei was training in martial arts at Shichahai Sports School, and Liu Xiaoli stayed with her as a nanny.

When the girl was thirsty, she would hand her a bottle of water; when the girl was tired, she would go over and rub her shoulders; when the girl was hot, she would go over and help her get her coat...

During this period, Liu Xiaoli often listened to jokes told by second- and third-tier celebrities in the industry. The most popular joke was when Xiao Yang accused director Yang Hao of not being human.

During the filming of the first scene of "4×4", he sold his electric bicycle; in order to keep him in a weak state, he was deprived of food for three days; his body was weak, but it was no good if there was no desire in his eyes, so this The inhuman little director even secretly played art movies about his childhood for him...

Oh my God!

You know, I was almost starving at that time.

As for the things Xiao Yang said, Liu Xiaoli didn't believe it at first. Even though her daughter swore and patted her chest to guarantee that these were all things I had seen with my own eyes, there was no moisture in what Xiao Yang said.

Liu Xiaoli doesn’t believe it either!

I have met a lot of film directors, maybe seventy or eighty, if not hundreds. I have never heard of any film director who dares to do this and directly use actors as tools.

However, standing at the filming site of the commercial "Civilization in the Refrigerator", Liu Xiaoli believed it.

The reason why this young director shoots movies so fast is because he only has three moves.

The first step is to give the actor a script and let him perform it by himself; the second step is to give the actor a detailed narration of the play if his performance does not meet the requirements; the third step is to give the actor a script and let him perform it. State, then I'm sorry, his sexy operation is here.

In order to let Sissi experience what it means to be surprised, Yang Hao even threatened to kill him; in order to let Sissi and Mao Xiaolu experience the feeling of being God, Yang Hao ran downstairs and dug an ant nest, and then pointed at the ants flying around. The ant said: Liu Yifei, Mao Xiaolu, now whichever ant you let die will die, and whichever ant you let live will live, because you are their God!

As for the methods commonly used by other great directors, the constant NG, shot after shot, does not exist here at all in Yang Hao.

………

"What are you thinking about, Mom?"

At 9:30 in the evening, on the way back to Shichahai Sports School, she saw her mother staring blankly out of the window, so Liu Yifei gently touched Liu Xiaoli with her hand.

"Oh, it's nothing, just a little emotional.

I thought it would take at least seven or eight days to shoot a movie, but I didn't expect that it only took 13 hours since it started at 8 o'clock in the morning, and the filming of the advertising movie "Civilization in the Refrigerator" has been completed. "

"This movie is so simple..."

Liu Yifei held her mother's hand and smiled.

"After careful calculation, Xiaolu and I only have a total of 20 minutes of scenes. The rest of the time has to be produced by movie special effects."

"Yeah, it's quite simple!

But, Sissi, have you ever thought about it, other directors just need three or five days to shoot a song MV? "

"Well, Mom, what do you want to say?"

Liu Yifei didn't understand.

"Eh…"

Liu Xiaoli sighed and turned around to look again. At this moment, Mao Xiaolu, who was sleeping soundly in the back seat of the Chrysler Grand Voyager commercial vehicle, whispered:

"Yang Hao is so smart. If he can really get up to the level of Zhang Yimou and Chen Kaige in ten or eight years, it wouldn't be a bad idea for you to be with him."

"Ah, Mom, what did you say?"

Liu Yifei was really angry.

I obviously planned to be friends with him in the future, and I suppressed my emotions and talked and laughed with Ni Ni, just like before, but Mom, what are you doing?

You have to make your girl sad, right?