Director, please respect yourself

Ni Ni is a little angry!

The reason why he was angry was not because Yang Hao didn't ask for leave from Zhang Momo. He had to rush to Dongdan Park to start taking action at 5:30 this morning.

It was because after getting in the car, he asked the squinty-eyed uncle for something that Yang Hao ordered him to give to him, but the squinty-eyed uncle never gave it to him.

The only thing that went back and forth was that the boss told me to get the things to you near the park.

Haha, the boss ordered...

Has the boss ever told you that I am still the boss’s wife? !

However, no matter how angry Ni Ni was, there was nothing she could do because she had no idea what that thing was, let alone where in the car the slant-eyed uncle had placed it.

Fortunately, the road conditions in Beijing were good in the early morning, and the silver Chrysler Grand Voyager commercial vehicle quickly drove to the vicinity of Dongdan Park.

Seeing that the car had stopped and turned off, the squinting uncle was about to open the door and get out of the car. Ni Ni looked out and said:

"Uncle Yuan, it seems that this place is still some distance from Dongdan Park, right?"

"There's a distance!

But for safety reasons, we have to walk there. "

Yuan Ye explained briefly, took out a thick stack of things from his pocket and threw it towards Ni Ni.

Ni Ni saw this and quickly caught it with her hands.

…

Hey... isn't this the little pornographic advertisement that is commonly seen on the street sidewalks?

After getting out of the car, Ni Ni blushed when she saw this thing, and cursed Yang Hao in her heart for being unreliable. However, when she saw the contents of the small advertisement clearly, she immediately squatted on the ground with a smile.

"Hahaha…"

The photo used in the small advertisement is of the queen's husband, Yapeng. Of course, this alone is not enough to make people laugh. What makes people laugh is the content of the small advertisement.

[I, Li Chao, am much more handsome than Bia Peng.

My favorite thing to do in my daily life is to recite poetry. From the Tang and Song Dynasties to the Ming and Qing Dynasties, almost all ancient poems are exquisite.

Now, when I come to the holy land of Dongdan Park, I just want to find fellow Taoists who have the same hobbies and enjoy this passionate life together.

As the saying goes, who dares to walk along the winding path with me?

If interested, please call: 133022*****]

"Hahaha…"

Ni Ni was still laughing, laughing so hard that she burst into tears. It’s not like she had never seen that thin and frail middle-aged man yesterday. Yang Hao was really capable of arranging others, reciting poems, and singing loudly, hahaha …

However, just as Ni Ni was smiling, she heard the slant-eyed uncle Yuan Ye cough twice.

"Okay, okay, we have to get to work right away!

Ni Ni, when you enter from the main entrance of the park, there is a bumpy hill on your right. The hill is not very high and the trees are a bit dense, but it doesn't matter. Just walk up the small stone steps slowly. Remember to stick to it as you walk.

In addition, even if you see scattered men wandering on the paths, especially middle-aged and elderly men, please don't pay attention to them, I will follow you not far behind..."

"Uh huh huh..."

Seeing the slant-eyed uncle asking for precautions, Nini stood up from the ground and began to put on her hat and mask.

…

Work well!

In less than half an hour, Ni Ni had plastered a thick stack of small advertisements on trees, roads, stone benches, and even trash cans.

During this period, a few middle-aged men who were walking here early in the morning came over. When Ni Ni saw them, she was still very nervous. These people should stop treating me as a man.

After all, Yang Hao once commented, Ni Ni, at your size, is at best a fifty-cent steamed bun. If you wear loose clothes, it will basically not show up.

But when these middle-aged men walked past her, Ni Ni realized that she was overthinking it. Compared to herself, the slant-eyed man walking slowly about ten meters behind her obviously attracted more of their attention.

Of course, for these people, the slant-eyed uncle continued as usual, not looking at them at all.

…

Aunt Mao Huiling’s fried dough sticks are good!

It tastes salty and delicious, and paired with the millet porridge cooked by Uncle Yang, the breakfast tastes simply wonderful.

In addition, I wanted to go over and take a look at the scoundrel from yesterday. Did he go there again today?

At seven o'clock in the morning, Ni Ni finished her work in Dongdan Park and asked Yuan Ye to drive her to an unknown alley near Beiying without stopping in the city center at all.

After getting off the car, I turned around and said goodbye to Uncle Yuan. Wearing a cool pair of jeans and a cool Ni Ni, I strolled towards the Chaoyangchun Pig Trotters Shop.

Just when Ni Ni walked to the door of Yujia Xiaochao, she heard a roar coming from the Yangchun Pig's Trotters shop:

"roll!

Damn it, if you dare to call me again, I will find someone to kill you!

You are Master Rabbit, and your whole fucking family is Master Rabbit.

I have said it many times, I have never recited poetry, and I can’t recite any Tang poetry or Song lyrics. I can only fuck your old tomb.

Come over if you feel like it. I'll be waiting for you on Cunyi Road near Beiying. If you don't come, you will be my grandson! "

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A thin middle-aged man named Li Chao was beaten in an unknown alley near Beiying. He was beaten so badly that two teeth were lost, four ribs were broken, and seven more had cracks.

It is said that the three men who beat Li Chao kicked him and cursed him.

You are as handsome as Li Yapeng, and you are as handsome as Li Yapeng; you are as handsome as a bear, and you still recite poems, you damn well recite them to me; who dares to sing along with me on the winding paths, ah, bah...

May 11, 5:30 pm

Yang Hao got the news from Mao Xiaocuo. The little girl just answered a phone call at the "Gangnam Style" MV shooting site, ran over, hugged Yang Hao and started crying.

"Brother, I'm happy, do you know?"

"Brother, the bad guy was finally beaten. When my mother and I were in Jinmen, he was there. When my mother and I came to the capital, he followed us to the capital.

If you run out of money, you ask for it from us, if you don’t have food, you take it from our house, woo woo woo..."

"Brother, brother, can I treat you to dinner?

Let's celebrate well today.

It doesn't matter, I have money in my hand. I keep the money for filming with you and the money for advertising. I don't dare to give it to my mother because I'm afraid that my mother will be soft-hearted and give it to that beast. Ugh. Woo hoo…”

Eh…

Yang Hao, who was tightly hugged by the little girl, sighed secretly, rubbed her head with his hands, and waved directly to Liu Yifei who was not far away.

What are you doing standing there?

Why don't you take your sister-in-law away quickly? I'm filming here. There's only one last scene left. The filming must be completed before dark.

Liu Yifei had a stubborn personality. She looked at the sky, pretending not to see the movements of Yang Hao's hands, and then strolled away trying to walk away.

But at this time, I heard Yang Hao say:

"Sister Xiaoli, sister Xiaoli, let me talk to you about something, just what I think..."

Before Yang Hao finished speaking, Liu Yifei ran over with a red face. She glared at Yang Hao first, then stretched out her hands and took Mao Xiaolu's arm.

"Xiaolu, stop crying.

Although I don't know what happened to you, but let's let your brother finish shooting the song's MV first. After a while, my sister will invite you to have a drink. While drinking, we will talk slowly. "