Director, please respect yourself

Yang Hao didn’t lie!

According to the original plan, the crew's noon working meal would be served at [Yangchun Noodle House], and they also agreed with Yang Chun that they would add more meat to everyone.

But the plan couldn't keep up with the change. When everyone came out of Oriental Lechao KTV after filming and passed by the entrance of a restaurant called [Yujia Xiaochao], everyone headed by Zhang Songwen, Gao Ye, and Ni Ni refused to leave.

Director Yang, we want to eat stir-fried vegetables, the refreshing and delicious kind!

Director Yang, we would like to have a beer. After having a beer, we will be more passionate when we work in the afternoon!

Director, please, in order to see if you have schizophrenia, I go to your noodle shop every night and eat a lot of ramen. Now, I can’t hear the word [noodles]. , otherwise you will have to vomit!

…

Seeing this situation, Yang Hao was helpless. If the cow didn't drink water, he couldn't force the cow's head, right? !

There was no other way, so Yang Hao could only take out 200 yuan and give it to Lan Wenbo, who was smiling, and let the owner of [Fishermen's Xiao Chao] arrange lunch for several people in the crew.

There doesn’t need to be too much food, as long as everyone can eat enough.

Seeing that Lan Wenbo, who seemed to have gotten a big deal, agreed, Yang Hao walked alone to the [Yangchun Noodle House] dozens of steps away.

Others may not eat noodles, but I have to eat them because [former Yang Hao] is a filial son and has rarely eaten out, let alone eating with others in a restaurant so close to his own noodle shop. Two drank.

After coming out of [Fishermen's Restaurant], Yang Hao walked forward along the sidewalk, but not far after walking out, he heard the sound of footsteps coming from behind him.

"Teacher Yang…"

"Um?"

The person running over was Ni Ni. Unexpectedly, she was wearing a long black dress and could run quite fast.

"What, you figured it out, do you want to go to a noodle shop with me to eat noodles?"

"Teacher Yang, did you do it?" Ni Ni ran over and asked.

"no!"

"Oh, forget it then.

It’s not like I’ve never tasted your dad’s craftsmanship. To be honest, it’s very average! "

Well…

Yang Hao was a little confused.

Beauty, is it really okay for you to speak so directly?

However, just when Yang Hao couldn't help but curse, the beauty took a step forward and lowered her voice.

"Teacher Yang, in order to thank you for your careful teaching to me this morning, I decided to reveal a few secrets to you."

"explain!"

"First, you don't have schizophrenia. It's all an act. This is the conclusion reached by Teacher Zhang Songwen and Sister Gao Ye.

Just like the steps you taught me to walk today at noon, they were completely imitating Fabian Chacon, a supermodel body coach from Colombia. Well... Even they don't know why you can imitate so much? "

"Imitate supermodel mentor Fabian Chacon... haha, do you believe it?" At this time, Yang Hao asked with a smile.

"Hmm...what do you think?"

Perhaps seeing Yang Hao's reaction as expected, Ni Ni smiled mischievously and continued chatting.

"Two, just when you left Yujia Xiaochao, I heard the fat boss calling someone, saying that for the sake of business in the store, he was going to invite a real mentally ill person to perform live at Yujia Xiaochai.

Well, maybe their business will be as prosperous as your noodle shop by then.

So Teacher Yang, I don’t think it’s possible, just let your schizophrenia get better, so that by then the restaurants in this alley will be filled with mentally ill people who escaped from Peking University Sixth Hospital? "

After saying that, Ni Ni stared at Yang Hao, and at the same time, her eyes turned into crescent moons with a smile.

"Um…"

Facing Ni Ni's gaze, Yang Hao said expressionlessly: "Is there more?"

"have!"

"explain."

"When I came down from the second floor of Oriental Lechao KTV just now, Teacher Zhang Songwen quietly gave me a thumbs up and said that the shot of me walking to the bathroom in the box was so beautiful that as long as it was uploaded to the Internet, it would definitely impress thousands of people. Tens of thousands of male netizens.

Well, Mr. Yang, do you think that shot can impress a real film director? For example, Zhang Yimou, I actually want to audition..."

However, just as Ni Ni finished speaking, she saw Yang Hao waving his hand.

"Nini..."

"Um?"

"Don't tell others about this, and I didn't hear anything."

………

Yangchun Noodle House

The business was really average. Yang Hao walked in from the outside. In the huge restaurant, there was only a young couple sitting at the door making love to each other.

At a dining table inside the young couple, Yang Chun was sitting with a frown on his face.

Looking up, Yang Chun immediately stood up when he saw Yang Hao walking in from the outside.

"Son, have you finished filming this morning's scene?"

"Where is Teacher Zhang Songwen?"

"I have prepared everything for you, including big meat, fat intestines, and refreshing and delicious spicy and sour cabbage."

"Well... don't be busy,

Teacher Zhang said that he ate too much noodles at our noodle shop and wanted to change his taste, so he ate stir-fried vegetables at the Yujia Xiaochai next door. "It's been seven or eight days since he traveled back in time, and Yang Hao still doesn't have the habit of calling him daddy.

My brother was 68 years old before he died, but the young man in front of me is only 46 this year. Let me call him dad...well, let's take it slow, right? !

However, Yang Chun didn't seem to care about Yang Hao's attitude. He pointed toward the kitchen and motioned for Yang Hao to follow him. He had something to say.

There is usually only one person in the noodle shop, Yang Chun, who is the owner, cook and waiter; but only in the evening when "business is good", two part-time chefs will be invited to help. This has been the case for more than ten days.

So, there are no outsiders in the kitchen now.

"What's wrong?"

Yang Hao asked as soon as he walked into the kitchen.

"Son, what do you think this is?"

Like a magic trick, Yang Hao just opened his mouth, and Yang Chun took out a large brown paper bag from his apron pocket.

"money?"

"Yes!" Yang Chun nodded, feeling a little excited.

"Son, do you still remember the text message I sent you last night? It said that a very beautiful female star came to our store.

And this money was specially sent by that beautiful female star at noon today. I counted it, and it was a total of fifty thousand yuan. "

"Then...did she say anything?"

After just glancing at the brown paper bag, Yang Hao, who was standing in the kitchen, began to get busy. He went down into the pot and fished out large pieces of meat, tea eggs and a piece of fat sausage that looked quite good.

"said."

At this time, Yang Chun lowered his voice and took out another piece of paper from his apron pocket.

"Son, the female star said that this fifty thousand yuan is given to us, but the prerequisite is that we can no longer perform schizophrenia, and this is the contract, and we have to put our fingerprints on it."

"Hmm..., what do you think?"

Putting the noodles into the pot, Yang Hao turned to look at Yang Chun.

"What do I think?

Of course I had to refuse.

That female star really thinks I'm stupid. Since you performed schizophrenia, the net income of our noodle shop has exceeded 3,000 yuan every night, 3,000 a night, 30,000 for ten nights, and 60,000 for 20 nights.

Even if I get kicked in the head by a donkey, I won't put my thumbprint on this contract. "Yang Chun curled his lips, and after talking to this point, he wanted to throw the piece of paper into the stove.

But at this moment, I suddenly heard Yang Hao say:

"Just keep the money and sign the contract. With schizophrenia, we can only perform for one more night."

"Oh ah!

No, son, what do you think, are we making money now? "