Director, please respect yourself

September 3, 2010, the 25th day of the seventh lunar month

Suitable for: getting married, moving, signing a contract, trading, moving to a new house, opening, breaking ground, praying for blessings, setting up a bed, collecting animals, burial, offering sacrifices, dismantling, enclosing, setting fire, felling, and consecrating

Avoid: Traveling, planting, cooking, acupuncture and moxibustion

The crew of the movie "The Favorite" obviously checked the almanac, otherwise, they would not have chosen to start filming today.

The opening ceremony was held in the yard of the abandoned primary school at the east end of the village. On a simple incense table, there were pig heads, fish and apples.

Shouldn't it be a display of three animals?

Why are there fish and apples?

Yang Hao scratched his head and didn't quite understand, but he didn't ask as he was lighting up the incense.

Because there were so many big names attending the launch ceremony, such as Feng Xiaogang, Lu Chuan, Cai Guoqing, Pu Chunxin, Tao Zeru, Sun Haiying, Li Jianhua and so on.

Yang Hao was afraid that if he asked, he would be laughed at by others.

No wonder your kid's crew didn't hold a start-up ceremony. It turns out you really don't understand anything? !

However, Yang Hao knew one thing. The reason Jiang Wenli didn't come was because she went to Lisbon, Portugal.

On September 5th, the Lisbon International Horror Film Festival was about to open. Huang Xuan was already there, so naturally she had to go too.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Can I talk to you?"

Just after the opening ceremony, Yang Hao was about to go to the temporary dressing room to put on makeup, when Lu Chuan, a famous director in the industry, came to greet him.

"Director Lu, I'm sorry, the filming of the movie will start soon. I have to hurry up and put on makeup." Yang Hao smiled modestly, walked around this man, and walked forward.

But who knew that Lu Chuan had the properties of a dog-skin plaster, and Sticky followed him.

"It's okay, Yang Hao, we can just have a chat while you are putting on makeup."

"Well…"

In this regard, Yang Hao was really speechless.

Brother Lu, can't you see that I'm not willing to pay attention to you?

It is said to be a dressing room, but it is actually an open space under the shade of a tree. There are several chairs and makeup mirrors in the open space.

When Yang Hao came here and sat down, Zhang Ziyi was already sitting on the chair next to him and started putting on makeup.

"Director Yang..."

"Um?"

"You are 24 years old this year, and the hero of our story, Zhao Deyi, is 28 years old. You are similar in age.

However, since Zhao Deyi is from a rural area and works in the fields all day long, and is exposed to wind and sun, his facial age will definitely be slightly older than 28 years old.

so what?

I will darken your skin and mess up your hair, because you haven’t shaved in the past two days, so we don’t need to start with the beard..."

The makeup artist on the crew of "The Favorite" was a eldest sister in her 40s. Seeing Yang Hao sit down, she asked her assistant to help Zhang Ziyi with makeup, while she herself came to Yang Hao and chatted. character, while starting to attack Yang Hao's face.

In the past, Yang Hao hated to see others being wordy. If anyone was like the Tang Monk in "Journey to the West" who kept chattering around him all day long, Yang Hao would beat them up.

But now, he is very happy, let's talk, if you talk, Lu Chuan probably won't be able to talk.

However, what left Yang Hao speechless was that the makeup artist only talked about what she should talk about, and then stopped talking.

Lu Chuan, who had his eyes on the bridge of his nose, pulled a chair from the side and sat down next to Yang Hao.

"Yang Hao, I'm not very close to Teng Huatao, we can only be considered acquaintances, but I have a good relationship with musician, director, and screenwriter Ai Dajin.

And Ai Dajin and Teng Huatao are good friends, so when they knew that I would be filming on the same crew as you, they asked me to come over and be a go-between to chat with you. "

At this point, Lu Chuan paused, looked up at Yang Hao, and saw that he had no objection, so he continued.

"Yang Hao, actually, you made Teng Huatao very embarrassed this time.

He was a TV series producer. He wanted to make a movie but didn't have much money, so he deceived your classmate Bao Jingjing and said that although the story "Love Is Not Blind" was good, the market prospects were not good.

Because Kung Fu movies are popular in our country.

Therefore, Teng Huatao offered her a price of 200,000 yuan.

After the contract was negotiated, we were waiting for Bao Jingjing to come back from Shanghai to sign the contract. But at this time, you intervened and won the copyright of the novel at a price four times higher.

What's even more terrible is that Teng Huatao has already found the actors. The male lead has been given to Wen Zhang, who is in the same class as the second grade of the Chinese Opera, and the leading role has been given to Wen Zhang's classmate Bai Xue.

This made Teng Huatao feel embarrassed.

First, others felt that he had deceived his junior schoolmate by deceiving others that the adaptation rights of this novel could only be sold for 200,000 yuan, but Yang Hao paid for 1 million yuan.

Second, his studio had already signed a contract with the actor, but in the end he discovered that the copyright to the novel was gone. "

"Director Lu, what exactly do you want to say?" Yang Hao was a little unhappy.

Grandma, I finally understand why the movies you make give people a confusing, obscure, and pretentious feeling.

Because that's how your logical thinking works.

You can explain something clearly in one sentence, but you fucking use three different contexts to explain it.

Yang Hao was slandering, but Lu Chuan continued to speak.

"It's simple!

If you don't hand over the copyright of the novel "Love Is Not Blind", then Bai Xue will reject Sun Li's role in "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

And your agent Chang Jihong will lose 6 million yuan, because Sun Li's salary for this TV series is 300,000 yuan per episode, and the TV series is expected to shoot 75 episodes. "

"Um..., is there anything else?"

As soon as Lu Chuan finished speaking, Yang Hao asked.

"there is none left!

But isn't this serious enough?

Because you bought the copyright of the novel "33 Days of Love", you offended half of the people in the entertainment industry.

Like your manager Chang Jihong, like your fellow senior Sun Li, and Sun Li's husband is Deng Chao..., uh, no, Yang Hao, what are you doing? "

They were having a good chat when Yang Hao suddenly took out a red recording pen from his pocket.

"Director Lu, you also know that for those of us who are creative, it is normal to have a recorder in our hands. If inspiration suddenly comes to us, we will record it with a recorder to prevent ourselves from forgetting."

"I know that, but you..." Lu Chuan suddenly thought of a possibility, and his face turned pale with fear.

"Director Lu, since you are here to act as a lobbyist, then I will not bother the two masters about anything. You can go back and tell Senior Brother Teng Huatao. If this matter is over, then he is good, I am good, you are good, and everyone is good.

But if the role of Senior Sister Sun Li is really taken down, then I will immediately publish this recording on the Internet.

Let the melon-eating people across the country look at the faces of these grandchildren in Beijing. Instead of focusing on creating, they go around stumbling upon others. "

"Uh..., no, Yang Hao, this is none of my business.

Yang Hao, I call you grandma! "

…………

"Hahaha…"

Zhang Ziyi is smiling.

"Yang Hao, you are so interesting. For such a big-name film director as Lu Chuan, you didn't even have the slightest respect and just recorded what he said.

Ha ha…"

On the winding mountain road, Yang Hao and Zhang Ziyi were practicing their movements. Gu Zunwei led the crew to arrange the camera positions. However, although Zhang Ziyi and Yang Hao were practicing their movements, they were talking about what they had just said. things.

"Ha ha…"

Yang Hao also smiled.

"Yang Hao, if people in Beijing are really cruel to capture Sun Li, will you really release this recording on the Internet?" Zhang Ziyi asked.

"Won't!"

Yang Hao shook his head and smiled.

"Recording is too low. It means teasing Lu Chuan. If Senior Brother Teng Huatao goes too far, I will make him sit on the fire."