Director, please respect yourself

["Why, why Yunxi can't understand Shanjun's painstaking efforts, wuwuwu..., I can't fucking live anymore!"

"But if I don't fucking live, you don't want to live either!"

"Hahaha... you have to be buried with me!"

………]

The man in the video is very crazy. He holds a kitchen knife in his hand and is slashing passers-by crazily in the heart of the bustling Shinjuku district of Tokyo, which is the Kabukicho area that all men yearn for.

Moreover, this man was still roaring while slashing, repeatedly saying, "Why can't Yunxi understand Shanjun's painstaking efforts?"

On the Tianya Forum, the netizen who uploaded this video is very talented. Not only did he add Chinese subtitles to the Japanese, but he also used a large paragraph of text to explain the whole incident.

This man's name is Shiraishi Takahiro. He is an employee of Panasonic Electric Factory and works in the marketing department. He has no hobbies and likes to watch Korean dramas on the Internet.

And the reason why he is so crazy is because there is a plot in the popular TV series "Sungkyunkwan Romance" currently being broadcast on South Korea's KBS TV station that makes him very dissatisfied. The heroine Kim Yun-hee, played by Park Min-young, actually misunderstood the heroine played by Park Yoochun. The male protagonist Lee Sun Joon.

From the tablet brought by Zhang Ziyi, Jiang Wenli and Gu Zhenwei learned about the tragedy that actually occurred in Tokyo last night in which 18 people were killed and injured, and they all looked at Yang Hao.

"What are you looking at me for?"

Yang Hao smiled and arranged his clothes. Photographer Du Kefeng had already arranged the position of the camera. The movie "The Favorite" was about to start shooting.

"Yang Hao, it seems that the mass suicide of young people some time ago was really not your fault, but the fans over there were too crazy?"

"Haha..., what else?"

Yang Hao smiled and shrugged, then walked directly in front of the camera lens and sat down.

"Director Gu, I'm ready, we can start shooting."

Originally, he wanted to chat for a while, but when he saw Yang Hao taking the initiative to sit down at the filming site, Gu Zhenwei touched his chin with his hand, so he could only ask Wang Luodan, who came to play the guest role of Zhao Deyi's wife, to quickly sit on the sofa.

"Scene 756 of the movie "The Favorite", first shot, first time, preparation..., start!"

A floral shirt, black trousers, and a pair of black leather shoes that had just been polished.

Yang Hao, dressed like this, was sitting quietly on the small bench in the living room, his head slightly lowered and silent.

Wang Luodan, who was sitting opposite him, was the same, but he was sobbing a little.

At this time, the door curtain of the back room opened, and a child with a short sofa appeared. The child looked at Yang Hao, then at the woman, and said:

"Dad, mommy is crying!"

…

"OK, passed!

Yang Hao, come and see how my photography goes? "

Ever since Gu Zuanwei was kicked by a donkey, he has developed a good habit. After filming a scene, as long as Yang Hao is on the set, he will raise his hand to call Yang Hao over.

Help me palm my eyes and see how the shooting looks. One is to take a test, and the other is to give guidance.

"Um…"

And Yang Hao, who wanted to learn something, naturally didn't give in. I would come over if you asked me to, and I would give my own comments every time.

"Director Gu..."

"Um?"

"I think the angle of the camera this time is almost meaningless."

"Oh..., tell me."

"I think it's not as exciting as the 45-degree arrangement. The camera lens shoots from behind where Wang Luodan is sitting, so that the movie audience can first see the back of Wang Luodan's head, hear the sound of sobbing, and then see the character played by me. The male protagonist Zhao Deyi.

The advantage of such a composition is that it makes the movie audience feel from the bottom of their hearts that Zhao Deyi is now being judged by his family because he was the one who initiated the divorce. "

"Um…"

After hearing what Yang Hao said, Gu Zuowei thought for a moment and clapped at the filming site.

"Pa bang bang..."

"Lao Du, according to what Yang Hao just said, let's rearrange the shooting scene and camera positions."

"OK!"

Du Kefeng, who had collaborated with Gu Zhenwei several times before, got busy immediately after hearing the arrangement.

"Yang Hao..."

"The composition is awesome! But it's much better than before."

"Haha... Director, please don't praise me like that. If you praise me like that, I will be proud."

"Ha ha…"

After saying that, they both laughed at the same time.

……………

Returning to the filming site of the movie "The Favorite" ~ Lingshui Juren Village, Yang Hao's work and life became normal. He was filming on the film crew during the day and went back to the small courtyard where he lived to rest at night.

Occasionally, when he is greedy, he will open a small stove to cook something delicious; but under normal circumstances, Yang Hao's meals will be taken care of in the cafeteria.

The free working meals provided by the crew canteen are in vain if you don’t eat them.

And Zhang Ziyi also formed a habit.

Although the small courtyard where she lived was still some distance from the canteen, whenever Yang Hao came over to eat, she would always come over with her own bowl, and the two of them would eat and chat at the same time.

I didn’t feel embarrassed at all. I seduced you and rode on your lap, but you didn’t like me.

Director Yang, the box office of "Xiu Chun Knife 1" has now exceeded 200 million yuan. When will you treat us?

Director Yang, the box office of "Xiu Chun Knife 1" has now exceeded RMB 300 million. When will you treat us?

…

Director Yang, the box office of "Xiu Chun Dao 1" has now exceeded 600 million yuan. In a few days, the crew will officially wrap up filming, and you have to treat me!

From the release of "Xiu Chun Dao 1" at 19:00 on September 30, 2010, to 8:00 on October 23, 2010, the movie box office officially exceeded 600 million yuan. In the eyes of many insiders, Yang A feat achieved by Hao!

It sets a new benchmark for domestic films.

However, from Yang Hao's point of view, it is a little disappointing, because after 20 days of screening, the film has reached the point of exhaustion and has no chance to break the one billion yuan threshold.

"Director Yang..."

"Um?"

"What are you thinking about?

The box office of one movie exceeded 600 million yuan, setting a new record for mainland movies. Why are you unhappy? "Zhang Ziyi's assistant made a chive box today, so the beauty's words smelled like chives.

The smell was too strong, Yang Hao ducked back, and then said:

"How can a sparrow know the ambition of a swan?"

"Uh..., what do you mean?" Zhang Ziyi blinked, but then she understood the meaning of Yang Hao's words.

"Yes, yes, we are all birds, but you are the swan, okay?"

The two of them were sitting at the temporary dining table at the entrance of the cafeteria, chatting, when suddenly, the cell phone in Yang Hao's pocket rang.

"Hey, who's there?"

"I, Ma Weidu.

Yang Hao, didn’t you get two chairs during the National Day and asked my friends to help you overhaul them? Now that it has been repaired and placed in my Guanfu Museum, when do you plan to come and pick it up? "

"Um…"

Yang Hao was silent for a moment and then said: "Teacher Ma, those two chairs are so delicate. It's a pity to sit under my butt. How about you sell them for me?"

"Can!"

Ma Weidu on the phone was quite happy.

"Director Yang, do you plan to sell it privately? Or go directly to the auction?"

"Have you said anything?" Yang Hao asked.

"The price may be cheaper in private transactions, but the sale speed is fast; and if you go to auction, the cycle will be long and the chance of failure is high." Ma Weidu spoke concisely, and in just a few words, he explained the pros and cons of each.

After he finished speaking, he added:

"When these two chairs came back, there was a real estate development boss who happened to be a guest at my place and fell in love with me. How about you chat with him in person in two days?"

"Who is it?"

"Xu Jiayin, Mr. Xu!"