Director, please respect yourself

"Director Yang, my name is Sha Yi. I received your guidance during the filming of "Xiu Chun Dao". I have no other reason to come here today. I just want to chat with you.

Just two days ago, something happened to my friend. It was quite funny. He used Xunteng's instant messaging software to contact an affair partner and said that your husband was not at home, right? If your husband is not at home, just put on your stockings and wait for me.

But when this guy got excited, he posted these two sentences to his work group, and the work group immediately exploded. Some group friends even uploaded this incident to the Internet...

When my friend saw that something was wrong, he posted on the Internet that his instant messaging software was infected with a virus. Director Yang, do you think this is true or false?

Well, a reminder, this friend of mine has an official status. "

"real!

Even people with high IQs sometimes have short circuits in their brains. Yang Hao smiled and glanced at Liu Yifei next to him.

Liu Yifei understood and said with a smile: "Next one!"

"Director Yang, I, He Bing!

I haven't acted in many movies. Even if I did, I would follow Director Feng Xiaogang and play a soy sauce role in his movies.

I've been fine these past few days, but suddenly I saw your announcement of the public selection of actors, so I wanted to come over and give it a try.

And what am I going to talk about?

When I was a kid, I saw a ghost once. I still remember that it was the seventh day of the first lunar month. My dad was sick and lying in the hospital. My mom worked the night shift and no one took care of me. So, my mom threw me on my dad’s hospital bed. sleep.

Anyway, I'm young and don't take up much space, so I'm not afraid of affecting my sick father's rest.

Director Yang, you also know that children pee a lot and always wake up at night to pee. I can’t remember the exact time at that time. Anyway, it was very dark. I woke up from peeing and suddenly heard There were voices outside the window.

"Lao Yang, let's go quickly. I've been waiting for you for a damn long time. If you don't leave, it will be too late."

Who is speaking?

I was a little puzzled at the time, so I turned around and looked outside. At this time, I saw an old man in a Chinese tunic suit standing outside the window greeting the old man who lived in the same ward as my dad.

ah…

I was startled to wake up at that time. You must know that the floor my dad lives on is the sixth floor. "

"Well, fake!"

Yang Hao smiled.

"Haha..." He Bing laughed, gave Yang Hao a thumbs up, turned around and left with a smile.

"Next person!"

Liu Yifei fulfilled her duties as an assistant very well, and without Yang Hao turning around to prompt her, she just went ahead and announced.

"Hello, Director Yang!

I am Chen Minghao. You may think I am relatively unfamiliar, but you will know who I am after I say a few names. Zhang Ziyi, Liu Ye, Zeng Li, and Hu Jing are all my classmates, and my class teacher is here Chang Li, a famous Chinese opera teacher.

I came here today not because I have to play a role in your movie, but because I feel you are a little arrogant.

Because one person cannot know everything..."

"So, come and teach me a lesson." Yang Hao said with a smile.

"Roughly the same!"

"Please begin your performance."

"Zeng Li, who is known as the school belle of Chinese drama school, pursued me in 2000. Do you think this is true or false?"

"False!" Yang Hao made a direct judgment.

"Why?" Chen Minghao asked.

"Because your acting skills are not up to par.

When novices lie, their eyes will subconsciously drift to the left and avoid direct eye contact. But an old youtiao is just the opposite. He will look people in the eyes and lie, and you are exactly that. "

understood!

Yang Hao had someone trick him to get a chance to play the role. Ning Hao thought that this kid had some tricks up his sleeve, but now it seems that Yang Hao just wanted to use the gimmick of "lying him" to select actors with good acting skills.

Because actors with good acting skills must first deceive themselves when performing and tell themselves that they are the characters themselves, so that they can perform and present the characters well.

If you can't fool yourself, how can you fool millions of moviegoers?

And this is also the reason why many film and television dramas look fake, because the actors' performances are not up to par.

After wanting to understand the details, Ning Hao left. He just came to take a look, and he didn't really want to play a role.

But as soon as he stood up from the chair, Huang Xiaoming, who was sitting across from him, said: "Director Ning, Director Yang Hao is very observant, and the previous actors could basically get away with lying in front of him.

Even Teacher He Bing, who is very good at acting, can't do it, so I just want to ask you, how do you think you can deceive him? "

"Haha, I don't know either!"

Ning Hao smiled and shrugged.

What a joke, with your greasy acting skills, even if I could tell you how to deceive Yang Hao, you wouldn't be able to reach that level of performance.

Just as Ning Hao was thinking about it, something happened on the second floor of the cafe. At this time, he heard Liu Yifei, who was temporarily serving as Yang Hao's assistant, said with a smile:

"Director Ning Hao, it's your turn!"

"me?"

Ning Hao pointed at himself.

"Of course it's you, you're the only one standing there." Liu Yifei said with a smile.

"Oh..., I'm not here to apply, I'm just here to see how Director Yang auditions actors." Ning Hao felt that his explanation was perfect.

Not only will this explanation not offend anyone, but it will also arouse Yang Hao's favor. Look, a famous film director like Ning Hao came to my audition site to learn from it.

But what he didn't expect was that Yang Hao touched his chin with his hand and then gave him a thumbs up.

"Director Ning, I'm convinced, it's your turn!"

"Well…"

Ning Hao was a little confused.

What do you mean by being convinced?

What does it mean to be yours?

You guys are not here to apply for actors at all, okay? Didn't you hear what I said just now?

Perhaps seeing Ning Hao's doubts, Yang Hao smiled and said:

"Director Ning, it is written on the door of this cafe that the second floor is the audition site for the actors of the film crew of "Journey to Thailand", and you came to the second floor, which means you really want to star in this movie.

But when you just said the words "I'm not here to apply, I'm just here to see how Director Yang auditions actors", your eyes were full of sincerity, which made it impossible for me to tell any lies. There were no traces, so I took it!

So, the role of Gobo in the movie is yours. "

"Uh... no, Yang Hao, I'm not lying. What I said is true. I'm just here to learn from you how to audition for actors?" Ning Hao, who was relaxed and comfortable just now, was really anxious now.

Damn it, what is this?

The road movie "No Man's Land" that I shot last year has not been able to be released in theaters yet, and I am worried. How can I have the leisure to star in your movie?

But at this time, Yang Hao laughed.

"Okay, Director Ning, please stop acting, because the actor's audition has ended. In the afternoon, I will ask Mr. Han Shanye, the chairman of China Film Group, to pass the performance contract to you..."

Han Shanye..., Mr. Han!

Upon hearing this name, Ning Hao, who originally felt aggrieved and wanted to just walk away, finally stopped.