Director, please respect yourself

The king of sketches, Zhao Laowei.

Yang Hao had met him before, and had the honor to chat with him for a few words, but because we were not familiar with each other, we did not talk in depth.

But today is different.

I flew from China to Chiang Mai, Thailand. Why do I have to treat me to two drinks for this?

As in the rumors, Zhao Laowen was extremely forthright. When he saw Yang Hao, he came over and gave him a big hug.

"Director Yang, I thought you would arrive tomorrow, but I didn't expect you would come from Hong Kong Island today."

"Teacher Zhao, I don't dare to be called Director Yang by you. Just call me Yang Hao." Yang Hao was polite.

"How can I call you Yang Hao?

In the crew, you are the director, you are God, I must call you Director Yang. "

At this point, Zhao Laowen did not continue to be polite to Yang Hao. He motioned with his eyes to Xiao Shenyang to send Yang Hao's luggage to the director's room.

Then, Zhao Laowen took Yang Hao's hand and walked to the other side of the corridor.

"Director Yang, I received the notice at two o'clock in the afternoon that this kid from Shenyang can come to the "囧" crew to act.

So, we immediately booked flights from Shanghai and flew over.

Since I arrived unexpectedly, I didn't make any preparations, so I could only buy some snacks and wine at home and come over to have a drink with you. "

"Oh Well."

Yang Hao was happy, and walked into the room where he lived with Zhao Laowen with a smile.

The room is not large, about 40 square meters, but the view is really great. Sitting on the balcony, you can have a panoramic view of Shuanglong Temple opposite the hotel.

Zhao Laowen was really not polite just now. The snacks he bought were indeed quite simple, including five-spice spicy tofu, lazy peanuts, pickled pepper chicken feet, and, well, two vacuum-packed Yangchun pig's trotters.

The two of them were sitting on the balcony. Zhao Laowen was about to invite Yang Hao to drink when he saw him staring at the two Yangchun pig trotters, so he smiled softly.

"Director Yang, maybe you don't know yet?

Your Yangchun pig's trotters are very popular. Nowadays, anyone who is a star in the industry, as long as the star hangs out near the film school, will always come to your pig's trotters store to buy a few to try.

And I asked Xiao Shenyang to buy this in your store yesterday. "

yesterday…

Yang Hao was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head with a wry smile. It seemed that Ning Hao really didn't want to play the role of Gao Bo. Before he even let go of the replacement, this man found his substitute first.

Zhao Laowen is a human spirit.

Yang Hao on the opposite side only frowned slightly, and he knew what the problem was.

"Director Yang, Director Ning Hao is a very generous person. Two years ago, when he was preparing to shoot a movie "The Golden Heist", he encountered some trouble while scouting locations in the Northeast. I just helped him, and he I have always wanted to return this favor to me.

First, Xiaoguang was asked to play the leading role in his movie "Crazy Racing". However, Xiaoguang was unreasonable and messed up the matter. Then they thought of introducing Xiao Shenyang to our crew. "

"Um…"

Yang Hao nodded, raised the wine glass in front of him, clinked it with Zhao Laowen, and drank two ounces of white wine in one gulp.

"Teacher Zhao, do you think so?

Xiao Shenyang should be able to play the role in my movie, and I can also let him change his image of a mother-in-law in the minds of the majority of TV and movie audiences. But, his movie salary may not be too high. "

"Oh, how many can there be?" Zhao Laowen asked.

"2 million yuan is the same as the other leading actor Xiao Yang in the crew."

"Yeah, okay."

Zhao Laowen agreed directly without hesitation.

"But, Director Yang, you have to agree to a condition. After all, you know that little Shenyang is quite popular now."

"Teacher Zhao, please speak."

"Director Yang, it has been several days since your film studio and Huayi Brothers Media have been fighting each other online. You said the movie "If You Are the One 2" is shit, while Huayi Brothers Media scolded your "Xiu Chun" "Knife 2" is bullshit.

As a result, many people in the circle discovered that we were unlucky.

For example, the movie "Let the Bullets Fly" starring the three great movie stars Jiang Wen, Zhou Runfa, and Ge You, such as "The Orphan of Zhao", a film directed by Chen Kaige that he has been honing his skills for 10 years, and the movie "The Orphan of Zhao" that gathers stars from Mainland, Hong Kong and Taiwan. The movie "New Shaolin Temple"... At this moment, all of them disappeared from the news pages.

Because people all over the country are waiting to see how the quarrel between your film studio and Huayi Brothers Media will continue? "

"Oh, is it so attractive?" Yang Hao picked up a few peanuts with his hands and chewed them in his mouth.

"Of course it's so attractive.

Director Yang, I’m afraid you don’t know yet.

Your girlfriend Ni Ni has already made an appointment for you with director Feng Xiaogang, saying that the two of you will have a hearty fight in the octagonal cage on December 1st, in Thailand, right here, and sign a life or death contract. shape. "

hiss…

Damn it, Yang Hao, who was about to drink, suddenly felt a toothache.

Ni Ni is really a carefree person.

He told her that this matter should be promoted as loudly as possible, and the higher the publicity on the Internet, the better. However, she did not expect that she actually made a date for herself.

It's just that with Feng's small body, he can have a secret meeting at home with Phoenix TV's female anchor for a few hours, but if he duels with himself... he's still a little behind.

"Ha ha…"

At this time, Zhao Laowen burst out laughing.

"Director Yang, to be honest, the movie "Laughing Out Loud" starring my apprentice Xiao Shenyang will be released on December 16, and I have invested in this movie.

So I hope that when you and Director Feng are hyping up your own movie, you can also bring me along, at least not to let my movie lose money. "

At this point, Zhao Laowen said no more, raised his glass to drink the liquor, and started chatting with Yang Hao about various gossips in the circle.

This afternoon, Chen Kaige and his wife were anxious. They originally wanted to see Zhang Yimou's joke, but unexpectedly, they realized in a blink of an eye that they were the protagonists in this incident.

Regarding the explosive posts on the Tianya Forum, they are far from true, but they are definitely not false. Among them, the part about Zhang Yimou's medical treatment is indeed true, because it is said that Zhang Weiping still keeps the invoices for his medical treatment at that time.

There are too many fake news on the Internet. Some people say that the current film salary in Xiaoshenyang is 500,000 yuan per day; and your director Yang Hao received more than 100 million yuan in film salary for just "Xiu Chun Dao 1"... But everyone in the industry knows how unreliable these news are?

………

We talked until very late, at one o'clock in the morning, Yang Hao, who was slightly drunk, left Zhao Laowen's room.

When Yang Hao walked into his room, he suddenly woke up, because at this moment, Zhang Momo was actually sitting in his room.

"Uh..., Sister Momo."

"Yang Hao, don't think wrongly. I just helped you wash your clothes and tidy up the room. Now that the room is tidied up and you are here, it's time for me to go back to sleep."

Zhang Momo acted cleanly and neatly. When he saw Yang Hao come in, he walked out of the room openly. Yang Hao was stunned for a moment.

Are there no waiters in this hotel?

Shouldn't they be responsible for the hygiene in the guest rooms and the guests' clothes?

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that Yang Hao wants to send a text message to Zhao Laowen.

[Teacher Zhao, it’s very simple!

When Director Feng and I have an appointment in the octagonal cage on December 1st, you will be our referee. In this way, even three movies will be popular. 〕