Director, please respect yourself

Hamlet Hotel and Spa

Second floor, elevator entrance

Photographer Zhang Jiarui is fixing the camera stabilizer on himself with the help of his assistant. Since the elevator space is small and cannot accommodate medium and large shooting equipment, the camera will be set up on Zhang Jiarui.

In the elevator, He Haihong, the leader of the props team, is working on the stainless steel surfaces on the four walls inside the elevator. Because ordinary stainless steel surfaces can be used as mirrors, photographer Zhang Jiarui will appear and help. Therefore, for shooting needs, colleagues from the props team will be there. A layer of wax is applied to the surface of the stainless steel to make it look very bright, but there will be no human figures.

Wang Baoqiang and Xiao Yang, the two leading actors of "囧囧", are standing in front of director Yang Hao, listening to his instructions.

Bao Qiang…

The director is here.

You don’t have to act, just show your true colors. For example, if you want to know what a shemale is, just ask. For example, if you see the girl in front of you who is very beautiful, and you want to look at her secretly, just look at her, even if she has a lewd expression on her face. does not matter.

Hehe, I get it, director!

Xiao Yang…

Here you are, director.

Have you seen the movie "Unfortunately"?

After watching it, Teacher Zhang Songwen’s performance was really good. I will strive to surpass him.

Hmm... Then tell me how you can surpass him?

I'm impatient. I just look impatient with Wang Baoqiang. I have something else to do, but he is staring at me like a fly.

Haha, okay!

Yang Hao smiled and patted Xiao Yang's shoulder, and signaled them to hurry up and get ready. The movie "Embarrassing in Thailand" will officially start shooting in fifteen minutes.

As soon as Xiao Yang and Wang Baoqiang left, Yang Hao smelled a very strong smell of Chanel perfume.

Ah sneeze…

Yang Hao rubbed his nose, feeling a little allergic, and wanted to stay away from the perfume, but before he could walk away, a gentle female voice came from behind him.

"Hello, director, I am Nazha!"

"Oh, Hello."

Helpless, Yang Hao could only turn back.

"Director, can I ask you? Why would you choose a newcomer like me to play a role in your movie?" Gulinazha blinked, a little confused.

It was too sudden to receive the invitation call from Guan Jingjing. The morning before yesterday, I was on duty at a Starbucks coffee shop. During lunch, my cell phone rang in my pocket.

Is it Nazha?

I am Guan Jingjing, the general manager of You Must Film Studio. I would like to invite you to star in the latest film "Awkward in Thailand" directed by Yang Hao. If you are willing, please report your ID number to I, I can buy you a ticket to Thailand tonight...

I do, I do!

Before Guan Jingjing finished speaking, Gulinazha agreed in one breath. She is beautiful, talented and wealthy. Oh my God, I was planning how to approach Director Yang Hao, but his invitation came unexpectedly.

Could it be that Director Yang Hao also took a fancy to my beauty?

Just as she was thinking about it, Gulinazha heard Yang Hao's answer.

"It's simple!

There are only two requirements for this role. One is that she is familiar. It is best that no one in the movie audience across the country has seen this person. The other is that she is beautiful. This girl is required to have a thrilling beauty.

And you have both. "

"thanks, thanks!"

Gulinazha was very happy. She put her hands together and bowed slightly to express her gratitude to Yang Hao.

"But, director, I've never seen a transvestite before. I really don't know how to act a transvestite."

"Ha ha…"

Yang Hao laughed.

"You don't have to act, just act like a normal girl. There are two wretched men behind you coveting your beauty, and then you dismiss them.

When the elevator arrives, you get out of the elevator, and then curse loudly in Chinese into the phone, "I met two bad guys." "

"OK."

When it comes to expressing very complex inner dramas, Gulinazha, who has just come into contact with the acting industry, thinks that she really does not have the ability to do so. But what if, like the director said, she met two wretched men who coveted her beauty...

This..., I simply don’t want to have a life!

With confidence in her, Gulinazha was very happy. She walked to a remote corner with a smile and took out a piece of paper that Zhang Momo, the executive deputy director of the crew, had just handed to her. The content on the paper was the plot and lines.

Although you may not necessarily follow the lines and plot exactly when filming begins, there is no harm in memorizing them diligently. Even if Wang Baoqiang and Xiao Yang have to improvise on the spot, you can handle it calmly and with a well-founded basis.

[Xu Lang and Wang Bao get on the elevator, a woman comes in, Xu Lang opens the door for them. Woman in Thai: Thank you.

...]

And just when Gulinazha was cramming, suddenly a half-bald man walked over from director Yang Hao, and then sat down unceremoniously next to Gulinazha.

Nazha knew this person well. He was He Haihong, the leader of the props team with the lowest appearance in the crew. Well... even his height and appearance could not catch up with Wang Baoqiang.

Of course, if you just have low looks, that's it. After all, your appearance is given by your parents. Unless you go for plastic surgery, there is no way to change it.

But this middle-aged man not only has a bad image, but also has extremely serious bad breath...

Nazha loves to be clean. When she saw He Haihong sitting next to her, she wanted to get up and leave. Anyway, the first scene in the crew was about to start filming.

But as soon as she stood up, she saw He Haihong handing a note to her.

[Nazha, right?

Do you know why you can act in the crew directed by Yang Hao?

It's all because of me, I recommended you to him, that you can earn 20,000 yuan in just one scene. 】

Well…

Nazha was a little shocked when she saw the content on the note, so she turned to look at He Haihong.

At this time, the second note came again.

【Room 8021.

Come over tonight!

I know that I don’t like brushing my teeth very much, so I have some bad breath, but I promise not to open my mouth when doing errands, and not to lick randomly.

Oh, right!

Director Yang Hao will rush to Hollywood next spring to shoot the movie "Gone Girl". Currently, only the female lead Liu Yifei has been confirmed for this movie.

If you want to play the second female lead, then I can also recommend you to him. 】

Well…

Seeing this note, Nazha wanted to curse, "You bald man like a dog, who do you think I am?" If I want to get resources, can’t I go directly to Director Yang Hao?

He is so handsome, so talented, so rich, even if he is not willing to give me resources, I am willing.

But before Nazha opened her mouth, the third note came again.

[Are you trying to say, if I want to get resources, I can go directly to Director Yang Hao? Why would anything happen with someone as disgusting as you?

Ha ha…

It seems you still don’t understand the film and television industry?

Who doesn’t know the one from Baodao? When she was filming her first movie, she slept all the way from the crew to the director.

And when you came to the set, something happened with the director for the first time. Haha, beauty, what did you think?

Have you seen photographer Zhang Jiarui? Have you seen lighting engineer Wang Yu? We all agreed, I will be the first, Lao Zhang will be the second, Lao Wang will be the third...]

Nazha is angry.

There was no way to read down the note. It seems that this bald man like a dog is going to make a fool of himself today.

what to do?

Should you pick up the mineral water bottle and hit him, spit on his face, or just take these three notes and complain to Director Yang Hao?

Nazha, who didn't have much idea, was just thinking about it when she heard Zhang Momo, the executive deputy director of the crew, shouting at the elevator entrance.

"Nazha..."

"exist!"

"Come here quickly, the first scene will start filming soon."

"OK."

A little angry, Nazha put the three notes into her pocket, adjusted her mood, and walked to the elevator entrance.