Director, please respect yourself

【massage! 】

Next door to the massage parlor, after chatting with Master Zhao Laowen, Xiao Shenyang was a little confused when he walked to the filming site, because at this time, the plot paper handed over by Zhang Momo, the executive deputy director of "囧囧", contained only two words, massage .

Uh, how to do this?

Xiao Shenyang, who has never seen the big world and has only acted in a few movies with his master, is a bit incompetent.

So, he showed this plot sheet to his master Zhao Laowen, who was equally confused.

Why is this guy Yang Hao so similar to Hong Kong director Wong Kar Wai? The script is as streamlined as possible.

Of course, in comparison, Yang Hao is better, at least he gave the actor two words.

Under normal circumstances, the King of Sunglasses would sit on the director's chair and casually say, "Chaowei, today, you and Manyu will watch the performance."

Asking questions when you don’t understand is a good virtue of Chinese people.

So Xiao Shenyang took the plot paper and found the director Yang Hao.

"director…"

"Um?"

"The plot sheet Director Zhang gave me only has two words on it - massage. I want to know how I should act?"

"Well, Lao Shen, have you ever been to a massage parlor?"

Yang Hao, who was discussing with Zhang Jiarui how to arrange the camera positions, turned around and asked after hearing Xiao Shenyang's question:

"Of course, I'm talking about a regular massage parlor."

"Yeah, I've been there."

Because Zhang Momo, an insider, was present, Xiao Shenyang was not very shy about speaking at this time.

"Director Yang, to be honest, when we were filming the movie "Three Guns" in Zhangye, Suzhou Province, I had a fight with Sun Honglei. He injured his hand and I sprained my waist.

So, I received Chinese massage for two months because of an injury on my waist. "

"Um…"

Yang Hao nodded after hearing this.

"Old Shen, let's do this. You take a shower first, then lie down on the massage table. The professional massage technicians here will handle the rest."

"Well…"

Little Shenyang continued to be confused.

There are no fucking lines or a script, so why are we still making a movie?

"Ha ha…"

Seeing that little Shenyang was a little confused, Yang Hao smiled and said: "Old Shen, don't think too much, just enjoy the next scene."

I say it’s an enjoyment, but it’s really an enjoyment!

After Xiao Shenyang took a bath, makeup artist Yang Hong came over and applied a facial mask on her. She also put a cucumber slice on each eye, and a sticky mask on the outside of the cucumber slices. It saves money. The cucumber slices fell off.

After the preliminary preparations were completed, little Shenyang was led to a massage table by the crew and lay down.

Little Shenyang had just laid down when he heard the sound of the recorder hitting the board.

"Action!"

Lying quietly on the massage table, there was no movement in the room for a long time.

Little Shenyang was a little anxious.

But since there were cucumber slices on both eyes, and the outside was covered with a relatively sticky mask, the man raised his head and pretended to listen carefully.

"Where are the people?

Come up! "

"Where are the people?

Come up! Are you still acting? "

Just as he was about to get angry, little Shenyang, who had good hearing, heard a faint sound of footsteps.

And just when he judged where the sound came from, he felt his clothes being lifted up, and something cool was applied to his back.

"Hey... essential oil!"

Since no one yelled, no one directed how to shoot this scene, even Xiao Shenyang didn't know whether the camera was turned on or not, so he just followed his own feelings.

He said whatever he felt.

"Please, go down, it's tickling down there!"

"Move to the left, the skin on the left side feels a little tight."

"Hiss..., damn, who are you?

Why is your technique different from the technicians in massage parlors? "

"But the strength is not bad, just one word, comfortable!"

"Ouch..., damn..."

………

It didn't take long, about five minutes, and the filming of this inexplicable scene was over.

The reason why it was said that the filming was over was because Xiao Shenyang heard Yang Hao shouting "It's over".

What's going on?

The filming of this scene was a bit inexplicable. I don’t know how it started or how it ended. As for the content of what I was filming, I don’t even know.

He took off the mask, took off the cucumber slices, and then took off the mask inside... But only then did Xiao Shenyang see that there was no one in the massage room.

Hey, where have everyone gone?

After getting off the ground, putting on his slippers and tying his bathrobe, Xiao Shenyang, who felt increasingly baffled, walked out of the massage room.

As soon as Xiao Shenyang came out, he immediately heard loud laughter and applause.

"Hahaha…"

"Brother Shenyang, you did a good job!"

"Brother Shenyang, everything in the camera lens is your truest reaction."

“Man, that’s awesome.

Your true reaction coupled with Wang Baoqiang’s fancy massage makes people laugh, haha..."

Zhao Laowen was a very good person. Seeing that his apprentice was as confused as a monk, he smiled and led him to the director's monitor and let him watch the playback of the shooting.

Add oil, wash hands, roll out the dough, toss the dough, pat the dough, add ingredients, add oil, knead the dough...

When Xiao Shenyang saw the replay of Wang Baoqiang's massage movements on the director's monitor, he immediately felt dumbfounded.

Where is the massage here? !

This is obviously making scallion pancakes, okay?

But unfortunately, lying on the massage bed, I actually enjoyed such funny massage movements.

Um…

Xiao Shenyang is a smart person.

He immediately understood Yang Hao's intention. If he had prepared a good trick with Wang Baoqiang beforehand and knew Wang Baoqiang's massage movements, then the current effect would never have been achieved.

After all, people's first reaction sometimes really can't be acted out.

Well, even if it is performed, it will look very fake, and you will probably laugh when you perform it.

"Thank you, thank you, Director Yang!"

"You're welcome!"

Yang Hao smiled and motioned to Xiao Shenyang to quickly go to the filming site, because the filming of the scene before the massage was about to start.

As soon as Xiao Shen Yang entered, Zhao Laowen came over, reached out and took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, then took out one and handed it to Yang Hao.

"Director Yang, would you like one?"

"Sorry, Teacher Zhao, I don't smoke."

Yang Hao smiled and refused.

"I'm sorry, Director Yang, look at my memory. You told me last night that you don't smoke unless you're drunk."

The cheerful Zhao Laowen suddenly realized something on his face, and then he put the cigarette back into the cigarette case.

"Director Yang, how long does it take to shoot the next scene?"

"Just 15 minutes!

The actors needed some time to adjust their emotions, because we shot this scene backwards, shooting the massage first, and then the scenes before the massage. "

"Hmm..." Zhao Laowen thought for a moment, then smiled and said: "Fifteen minutes is fine. I wonder if Director Yang can lend me a step to talk?"

"Yes, of course!"

Yang Hao agreed and followed Zhao Laowen to the end of the corridor. On the left is the stairway and on the right is the laundry room. At this moment, there is no waiter in the hotel laundry room.

Therefore, this is a good place to talk.

"Teacher Zhao, if there's something wrong, can you tell me?"

"Director Yang, are you short of money?

Or put it this way, I want to invest in all your movies in the future, is that okay? "