Director, please respect yourself

Coming out of Yang Hao's room, little Shenyang was in a great mood!

The originally negotiated salary of RMB 2 million suddenly increased to RMB 1 million, and the RMB 1 million was earned by myself alone, and there was no need to hand it over to the master, Zhao Laowang.

Ha ha…

I really like directors like Yang Hao!

Since you like it, you should give Yang Hao some face in some matters. For example, you can bear the cost of the assistant. For example, if your wife comes to Thailand, the original budget for leave is 4 to 5 days, but now it can be reduced to 2 to 3 days.

Little Shenyang was just happy when he saw Wang Baoqiang and Xiao Yang standing at the door of the hotel waving to him.

"Hey, Lao Shen, come here."

"Huh…"

Seeing these two guys at the door of the hotel, Xiao Shenyang was a little curious.

"Didn't the director ask you to go to the Huxin Pavilion in Shuanglong Temple to prepare for the next scene? Why haven't you left yet?"

"Waiting for you!"

Xiao Yang was about the same height as Xiao Shenyang, so she hugged his shoulders when she came up.

"Old Shen, did you sign the agreement in the director's room just now?"

"Well…"

Little Shenyang was a little hesitant.

Just now, Yang Hao repeatedly explained that everyone in the crew has bonuses, but none of them are as high as yours. After all, you are the only first-line star in our crew.

Therefore, Lao Shen, you must keep it secret!

Otherwise, it will be difficult to lead my buddy’s team.

Seeing that little Shenyang didn't speak, Wang Baoqiang, who looked innocent but didn't feel innocent at heart, seemed to have guessed what he was thinking.

"Old Shen, is this right?

You don't need to speak, the two of us ask questions. If it is, you will nod, if it is not, you will shake your head. Anyway, this is not a leak on your part, how about it? "

"Um…"

Looking at Xiao Yang on the left and Wang Baoqiang on the right, Xiao Shenyang nodded.

These two guys are right, just nodding or shaking their heads is not really a leak.

At this time, Xiao Yang spoke.

"Old Shen, you were in the director's room, did you sign the agreement?"

Hearing this, Xiao Shenyang nodded.

Not only did I sign the agreement, but I also had an extra 100,000 yuan in my bank card. Director Yang Hao said that this was the first time the bonus had been distributed.

"Old Shen, is the agreement you signed so thick... that it can be comparable to the thickness of Chinese textbooks for junior high school students? And you have fingerprinted every page of the agreement?"

Hearing this, Xiao Shenyang continued to nod.

It seems that Yang Hao doesn't just favor himself. It turns out that these two guys also signed similar contracts.

Well, I can understand it if I think about it.

After all, Yang Hao just said that everyone who works on the crew will get bonuses. It's just that some people get more bonuses and some people get less bonuses.

"Old Shen, the content of the agreement you signed is very wordy. It's so wordy that it gives people a headache. Today you can't drink more than 50 liters of water; when you work tomorrow, you can't wear red underwear; the day after tomorrow If a Thai monk comes to you and asks, have you eaten today? You should answer, I did not eat roasted whole lamb today..."

"Uh huh huh!!!"

At this time, little Shenyang nodded wildly.

His grandma’s is too wordy!

If the Tang Seng in Stephen Chow's movie "Westward Journey" is so wordy that the monster commits suicide, then Director Yang Hao's contract is so wordy that the monster chops the Tang Seng into pieces before committing suicide.

On rainy days, you cannot sleep naked at night. Look, is this something stipulated in the agreement? If it doesn’t rain, I won’t sleep naked, either? !

On the streets of Thailand, if you see a beautiful woman, you can't stare at her for more than 15 minutes. Damn..., this is what people say. If I see a beautiful woman and stare at her for five minutes, I will probably get beaten.

You can't scold the director on the set. If you scold the director and someone reports you, you will be fined 1,000 yuan at a time. His grandma, Yang Hao, are you still shameless? This kind of content is actually written into the contract.

But just as Xiao Shenyang kept slandering, he suddenly saw that Xiao Yang and Wang Baoqiang, who were very close to him just now, were far away from him now.

"Uh, what do you two mean?"

"Old Shen, you have been cheated!" Xiao Yang said bluntly.

"That's right, Lao Shen, you were tricked by the director, and it was a huge sinkhole." Wang Baoqiang said with compassion.

"Well…"

"Old Shen, let's put it this way!"

Seeing Xiao Shenyang's confused face, the kind-hearted Xiao Yang started to explain.

"Although this agreement stipulates that after the movie is released, we may receive a bonus of 5 million yuan, but if we get the bonus of 5 million yuan, there are conditions, which is the box office of the movie "Journey to Thailand" It must reach more than 2 billion yuan.

Lao Shen, think about it, the box office of a movie reaches 2 billion yuan. How is this possible? "

"etc…"

As soon as Xiao Yang finished speaking, little Shenyang, who was a little late-minded, grasped the key point.

"The maximum amount of your bonus is 5 million yuan?"

"Yes, but the prerequisite is that the movie's box office must reach more than 2 billion yuan." Wang Baoqiang added with a wry smile.

“Of course, this is not the most embarrassing thing.

The most embarrassing thing is that the two assistants you brought must be fired immediately. Otherwise, you will be responsible for the food of everyone on the "囧囧" crew, because you have money.

Also, you are not allowed to ask for leave. If you ask for leave, it will delay the filming of the crew, and the loss suffered by the crew due to the delay in filming will be made up by you personally, which is about 1 million yuan a day.

Also, you also signed a contract for the next film directed by Yang Hao, which seems to be called "Detective Chinatown"..."

Yang Hao, my sun is your grandma.

Before Wang Baoqiang finished speaking, Xiao Shenyang became angry.

I feel like there is a raging fire burning in my heart. Not to mention that the movie box office must reach 2 billion before bonuses can be awarded. Let’s talk about why their maximum bonus is 5 million yuan, while mine is only 1 million yuan.

Also, I already thought that I would bear the expenses of the two assistants myself, but you still want me to kick them out.

What about the contract?

No, I have to study the contract again to see if it is as Xiao Yang and Wang Baoqiang said.

But before Xiao Shenyang could turn around and walk back, Xiao Yang grabbed his clothes.

"Do you want to go to Yang Hao with the contract?"

"yes!

If it is in the contract, as you two said, I will definitely throw the contract in Yang Hao's face, and then file a lawsuit against him for commercial fraud. "

"Eh..., it's useless!"

Wang Baoqiang, who had been cheated once by Wang Laoer in the Huayi brothers, sighed at this time.

"Old Shen, Yang Hao does everything right.

There was audio and video recording when signing the contract. Did he ask you to read the contract item by item? "

Well…

It seems like this is really the case!

It was just because the contract was too lengthy for me to read, so I glanced at it briefly.

"Did Yang Hao tell you to be cautious when signing the contract? Do you need to discuss it with your agent or the boss of the company?"

Well…

Is such that!

It was just because I didn't have to hand over the 1 million yuan to the company, and I was secretly happy and didn't want my master Zhao Laowen to know, so I said "No need, I can make the decision myself".

Damn...

This is really a sinkhole!

Just when Xiao Shenyang was feeling sad and angry, Zhang Momo, the executive deputy director of the crew, stood at the Huxin Pavilion of Shuanglong Temple and waved to them.

"What are you doing? You're just dragging your feet. There are still 20 minutes left. The next scene is about to start filming. You guys hurry up!"

"What speed?

I won’t take pictures anymore! "

Xiao Shenyang, who was always young and energetic, finally broke out at this time. Even Sun Honglei dared to beat me if I tried to intimidate him, let alone a little Yang Hao.

"Haha..., no more pictures."

At this moment, Zhang Momo smiled.

"It's better not to take pictures!

Teacher Xiao Shenyang, if you don’t make this movie, our crew will make 200 million yuan in vain, because the contract you just signed has this amount as liquidated damages.

If you have the guts, say something again, and I will call your master Zhao Laowen right now. "

"Well…"