Director, please respect yourself

The mountain path is long!

Looking up, there are two towering peaks ahead, one on the left and one on the right, arranged symmetrically.

Nearby, the end of the trail.

There is a cave with three large seal characters "Pansi Cave" written on the top of the cave.

The monk in white came here leading the donkey. The reason why he was leading the donkey was because it was so quiet here and the only thing that could be heard was the crows. The donkey was timid and hung his head, refusing to move forward even if he said anything.

Not bad. The monk in white knew animal language, and he pulled the donkey's ear with his hand and said.

"Brother Donkey, there are green grass and streams ahead. If we can get through this hurdle, you will definitely have a delicious meal."

This donkey is so capable of peeing. As soon as the white-clothed monk finished speaking, the donkey was frightened. With a roar, it dragged the monk and rushed towards the silk hole.

He didn't care at all about the sound that just came out of the cave.

"Tang Monk, I have been waiting for you for 500 years, and you finally show up, ah..."

…

"Classmate Yang Shuo..."

"Um?"

"Come and praise me!"

At 6:30 in the evening, Liu Yifei was lying on the sofa slantingly, with an indescribable lazy look in her eyes. She flipped her hair with her hand, and her expression was full of charm.

"Well, how should I say it?"

"What else can I say? To tell the truth, your movie scripts are so good, your songs are so good, and now you have started writing the science fiction novel "Season 5".

I don't believe that you, who are so talented in literature, can't praise me? "At this time, Liu Yifei's words were full of coquettishness.

"Ha ha…"

Yang Hao laughed, sat on the floor, turned around and patted her little hand.

"Classmate An Feng..."

"Um?"

"You have gained weight, a full 30 pounds. I used to be able to pick you up easily, but now, my waist is almost broken trying to hold you."

"Well…"

When Liu Yifei heard this, her eyes suddenly narrowed, but she still said:

"Praise again!"

"Classmate An Feng, your skin is not good either, and you can't even get powder on your face. Fortunately it's winter and there are no mosquitoes or flies, otherwise they might die on your face.

If you want to ask how you died?

It must have been you who pinched him to death! "

"Well, keep praising me!"

At this time, Liu Yifei felt like she was gritting her teeth.

"Aunt Liu Yifei, have you seen classmate An Feng? If you see her, tell her that I miss her very much and have been thinking about this from the bottom of my heart.

Even though she has become Jiang Ziya's wife, Mrs. Ma, I still treat her like my first love. "

As soon as Yang Hao, who was seeking death, pointed his finger downward, Liu Yifei jumped up from the sofa and pounced on him.

"Young man named Yang, I see you are really looking for death. You dare to call me aunt, you dare to say that the wrinkles on my face can kill flies and mosquitoes, you say that I am as fat as a pig, and that I am famous in history. Broom star, ah..., my trick!"

…

Yang Hao was late for the wrapping party of the "囧囧" crew, and didn't arrive until 7:45 pm.

Originally, everyone was still a little confused.

Anyone who is familiar with Yang Hao knows that he has a strong sense of time. Even if it is seven o'clock, even if there is thunder and knives in the sky, he can come here early. But what is going on today?

However, when everyone saw Yang Hao followed by the rosy Liu Yifei, they suddenly felt a sense of enlightenment.

It turns out that Director Yang Hao was tutoring actresses in reading scripts at home. This must be understood.

The crew of "囧囧" is very orderly!

Even if Yang Hao is half an hour late, even if the dishes are already served, even if Wang Baoqiang, Zhao Yingjun, and Xiao Yang, who are playing tricks, have already sang twice on the small stage, the "natural" version of Xiaofang, everyone Neither of them had any intention of starting a banquet.

In a word, if Yang Hao doesn't arrive, we have to wait!

Fortunately, Yang Hao did not keep everyone waiting for too long. He walked into the banquet hall of Shu Kingdom Restaurant, walked to the small stage, and said three sentences to everyone.

"One, everyone has a good time eating, drinking, and having fun!"

"good!"

"Second, maybe everyone knows that early next year, we will go to Hollywood to film, and the heroine is the senior sister Liu Yifei next to me.

Due to work requirements, she will serve as a temporary recorder on the crew of "Meghan" during the next period of time, and will also be a guest actor. "

"good!"

"Third, I came late today, half an hour late, so I fined myself 20,000 yuan, and used the 20,000 yuan to temporarily set up ten awards, each worth 1,000. While everyone was eating and drinking, You can also grab prizes!”

"good!"

Compared with the reaction just now, this time, everyone's cheers were as loud as thunder. Even many diners dining in the private room next door came over to watch the fun.

What's the matter? What's the matter?

Director Yang Hao kicked off whose birdie again?

Speaking of which, this guy Yang Hao is serious. Why can't you complete the action of eliminating harm for the people at once? !

…

The wrapping party of the "囧囧" crew was very successful. It started at 7:30 and ended at 1 in the morning.

The person who got the prize was happy; the person who didn't get the prize was also happy, because before the draw, everyone had already agreed that if whoever got the prize would treat him, well, he would go to the restaurant next to the Romance of Shu restaurant. Go take a bath in Weiyang Palace Hot Spring!

Liu Yifei came back in the morning.

When they got home, the two of them worked hard for another two hours. They were already exhausted physically and mentally, so at the wedding banquet, the two simply ate something and then returned to their residence.

Although it is said that Yang Hao lives in Unit 801, Building 3, Hejingyuan Community, the owner of the house is Ni Ni.

Therefore, after the passion, Liu Yifei, who was still a little uncomfortable, drove to Taoranting with Yang Hao.

Community No. 1, No. 3, Baizhifang East Street

There is no name here, only two lonely buildings, and there is no greenery in the courtyard, only a simple piece of turf and a few trees, but Yang Hao can tell that this place is different from other places.

The inspection at the gate of the community was very strict. If Liu Yifei, who was not driving, was not brought with her, the doorman would not let her in at all.

Even though Yang Hao has a good face, he has already become famous in the entertainment industry.

"What's going on here?"

Liu Yifei drove in and parked the car downstairs, Yang Hao asked.

"The house in my dad's workplace was given to me. In the past, when I was in the capital, if I got bored, I would stay here for a day or two."

"From Honglu Temple?"

"Uh..." Liu Yifei was stunned for a moment when she heard this awkward name, and then nodded.

"Even so!

But to be precise, this should be the central delivery room of Huaneng Electric Power. Because of the excellent public security management and the clean and tidy community, Honglu Temple, my dad’s employer, bought half a building here.

Of course, few people from their unit come to stay. "

The two chatted and laughed and came upstairs. Just when Liu Yifei took the key from the small bag and opened the door, Yang Hao's cell phone rang in his pocket.

"Hey, who's there?" Yang Hao asked.

"I!"

"Who are you?" Yang Hao frowned.

"Yang Hao, don't worry about who I am. Let me ask you, do you plan to shoot a movie in Prince Ligao's Mansion in Shunyi?"

"Yes!" Yang Hao replied.

"Haha... Yang Hao, have you paid the money? Will you make the movie if I approve it?"