Director, please respect yourself

Some things are tacit!

After all, we are all smart people.

Why Yang Hao wears his own clothes to perform a show, Ma Dong can figure it out with his toes. This guy wants to advertise for his movie "Embarrassed in Thailand", and he is also on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. advertising.

Just like Zhao Laowen the year before last and the year before last, he used product placement ads for Sohu website in his Spring Festival Gala sketches for two consecutive years, and Sohu website also made a lot of money.

Singing is different from skits. There is no way to embed "My lover is on the road to embarrassment" or something like that in the lyrics, so I can only focus on the costumes.

However, understanding is understanding, acquiescence is acquiescence, and Ma Dong still has to do the final check.

After agreeing with Yang Hao, "I need to see the final version of your costume design after it is completed," Ma Dong left the Ligao Palace Villa. The filming of the "Megan" crew was in the final stage, and he would not disturb her as much as he could. disturb.

As soon as Ma Dong left, Mao Xiaotong, who was on the set, raised the clapperboard in his hand.

"Action!"

Zhao Jinma was lying on the table.

Li Bingbing, who was holding a chainsaw, suppressed her hard, then turned the chainsaw and struck her head.

“I already knew you were out of control.

So, reimburse it, reimburse it completely! "

"OK, passed!"

Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, raised the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Sister Yang..."

"Here!" Makeup artist Yang Hong, who had been working with Yang Hao for so long, already knew what he wanted her to do, so before Yang Hao could say anything, she ran over with her two assistants and started putting makeup on Zhao Jinma.

She wanted to create a metal-like wound on Zhao Jinma's masked face.

Of course, He Haihong from the props team is not idle either. The chainsaw that was clean just now is now entangled with black hair on the chainsaw. This hair is all entangled from the head of Megan, played by Zhao Jinma.

While everyone was busy, Yang Hao's cell phone vibrated in his pocket.

【What are you doing? 】

The text message was sent by Liu Yifei. I don’t know why, but this beauty has been sending text messages every day in the past few days.

[Filming! 〕

Yang Hao answered concisely.

[Well..., good news for you, the movie "Meghan" has been confirmed by the Saint-Denis Film Festival organizing committee as this year's opening film. 】

[Oh, that's good news. 〕

Yang Hao was very happy.

Because the opening and closing films of film festivals are often the films with the highest exposure, and with exposure, there will be box office, especially in the United States.

[But, why did the Saint-Denis Film Festival Organizing Committee choose our "Meghan" as the opening film among so many films? 〕

[Classmate Yangshuo, I knew you would ask this. Let me tell you, it was recommended by James Wan, the director of "Saw". He said that thriller movies are nothing more than bloody, ghostly and scary movies.

But I didn't expect that one day, some film colleagues would include artificial intelligence as a thriller element, so James Wan, who has been famous in Hollywood for a long time, is very much looking forward to our movie. 】

[Hehehehe... Yang Hao, am I great? It was my mother and I who approached James Wan with the movie script of "Meghan", and he made the recommendation to us. 】

[Bang bang bang! 〕

[Nvxia Liu, you can rest assured and wait for your husband in the United States for one and a half months. After one and a half months, your husband will make you even better! 〕

[Bah, shameless!

I won’t send you text messages anymore, I’m going to bed. 】

[Oh, I forgot to tell you.

The science fiction novel "Season 5" currently has sales of 250,000 copies in the United States, second only to the "Twilight" series of novels created by Stephenie Meyer.

Now in major newspapers in the United States, quite a few reporters are speculating, who is Yang? Which country are you from?

Hee hee, indeed you are right. Not revealing your nationality or your appearance will arouse more people's curiosity. 】

[Oh, I understand, you can rest. 〕

Originally, Yang Hao wanted to talk to Liu Yifei about the novel again, but when he saw that Mao Xiaotong had waved to him several times, Yang Hao decisively closed his phone.

"Action!"

Zhao Jinma stood up with his wounds.

With an expressionless face, he took a step forward, reached out and broke Li Bingbing's leg.

"ah…"

Li Bingbing screamed.

"You are my maker, we could have been at peace with each other, but I didn't expect that you would make things difficult for me everywhere.

So I'm sorry, I can only destroy you before you destroy me! "

When Li Bingbing hugged her legs and screamed, Zhao Jinma was holding a black pen in his hand, and he wanted to use this pen to stab Li Bingbing directly to death.

At this time, Zhang Zifeng appeared at the door of the studio.

"Hi Megan, you may not know this well, but this family actually consists of four family members."

Hearing this, Zhao Jinma turned his head mechanically.

At this time, she saw that Zhang Zifeng's hands had already put on control gloves.

…

Li Bingbing was lagging behind in her performance.

To be honest, her comprehension is not as good as Zhao Jinma's or Zhang Zifeng's. Zhang Zifeng's English level was originally the worst, but after more than a month of filming, when Yang Hao spoke in English, she already fully understood what Yang Hao meant. .

But Li Bingbing still seemed to understand.

Originally, a scene could be told once, but when Yang Hao faced Li Bingbing, he had to tell it 3 to 5 times.

Because of this, on January 8, 2011, the crew of "Meghan" continued filming until ten o'clock in the evening. It was originally agreed that after filming the last two scenes of the movie, there would be one tonight Final feast.

But because it was too late, the closing banquet was arranged for the next night.

Zhou Xinxia, ​​a professor at the Film School, is very competent as a partner. Yang Hao packed up his things and drove back from the Ligao Palace Villa area. It was already 11:30 in the evening.

However, when he arrived at the entrance of the Film School, Yang Hao saw the professor already waiting in the guard room.

"Teacher Zhou, actually you don't have to do this. Just let us editing students wait here."

"Haha..., it's okay!

Aren't you pressed for time? I will go to the United States with the copy on the 15th, so I want to seize the time to help you finish the fine editing. "

Zhou Xinxia smiled and patted Yang Hao on the shoulder, signaling him to go home and rest. The editing was completely left to me.

But before Yang Hao turned around, Zhou Xinxia suddenly said: "Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"You have nothing to do with Yao Chen, who graduated from our film school, right?"

Yao Chen..., Yao Dazui?

I've never met her before, so what can I have to do with her?

Seeing Yang Hao's confused face, Zhou Xinxia frowned.

"It seems that you don't know her. Since you don't know her, why are there rumors on the Internet that her divorce from a boy named Ling is entirely because of you?"

After scratching her head and shaking her head, Zhou Xinxia left with a confused look on her face. The direction she went to was the editing room of the film school. The lights were on in the editing room, and her students were waiting for her there.

There was only a black Grand Cherokee left at the door, and Yang Hao, who looked confused again and again. Who the hell did I offend again? !