Director, please respect yourself

Ma Dong is very busy!

Busy feet never touch the ground.

As one of the directors of the 2011 Spring Festival Gala, Ma Dong is specifically responsible for language programs. Currently, the Spring Festival Gala has held its first rehearsal. To be honest, the laughter of language programs is not good.

There are many sketches and crosstalks that think they are pretty good, but they do not work as well as they should. Even the script by Zhao Laowen, the king of sketches, is actually not very good.

The only thing that comforted Ma Dong was that Yang Hao was confirmed to be able to participate in the Spring Festival Gala and was able to perform in the third qualifier.

As for the costumes designed by Yang Hao, they are even more eye-catching. They can not only highlight the characteristics of his singing, but also instantly make people curious about the movie "Journey to Thailand". What is this? What kind of movie is it?

Hmm... I'm looking forward to it!

But just when Ma Dong was relieved about Yang Hao's matter, he suddenly received a post forwarded by a friend who was very well-connected in the circle!

[China’s Spring Festival Gala is the expectation of 1.4 billion people across the country. What I don’t understand is why a famous domestic film director and singer is asked to sing a song in Korean at this time of family joy?

Is it because our Chinese is not broad and profound enough? 】

As soon as the post came out, there were over 10,000 comments below.

"You're right, but I felt something was wrong at the time. I want to drink cold water and worry about stuffing my teeth. I'm Chinese, and director Yang Hao is Chinese. Why do the songs they collaborate on have to be sung in Korean?

Are you not confident in Chinese? "

"Hehe... I have long seen that Yang Hao is not a thing. It is said that the movie "Meghan" he is currently filming will have all his lines spoken in English!"

"Shameless, shameless!

Isn’t it fucking embarrassing that the grand national television station and the Spring Festival Gala watched by hundreds of millions of people actually want singers to sing in Korean? "

…

After seeing this post on the Tianya Forum and seeing the comments below, Ma Dong's head was suddenly confused. Damn it...who is this? You actually caused trouble for me at this most critical moment.

It would be fine if the leader above was an expert, but if he were an outsider, he didn't know that he had already approached Yang Hao personally, and thought he was going to confront the superior?

You told me to find Yang Hao, and I posted on the Internet to question you!

Ma Dong, who broke out in a cold sweat, calmed down a little and went out to find Chen Linchun, because among himself, Liu Gang, and Chen Linchun, Chen Linchun was the chief director of this Spring Festival Gala.

And when Ma Dong reported this matter to Chen Linchun, Chen Linchun also panicked. Grandma is such a bear. She really doesn't want to open any pot.

I'm so busy now that I can't even go home. I didn't expect someone to cause trouble for me at this time.

"Dongzi, do you know who the person who posted this is?"

"I don't know, anonymous!"

"Dongzi, has Yang Hao ever made enemies with others?"

"To be honest, there are many people who have enemies with Yang Hao, and the Tan brothers have just fought with him. However, it is not like the Tan brothers do this kind of thing. What they do is to eliminate the roots.

It's impossible to do such a small trick on Yang Hao just because he can't go to the Spring Festival Gala. "

"Well, Dongzi, you go and find out right away. Who is having trouble with Yang Hao or our Spring Festival Gala crew? After we find out, we will find other ways." Chen Linchun has been on national television for so many years, and he is still very good at it. of.

"good!"

After agreeing, Ma Dong took out his mobile phone and prepared to contact several friends in the circle to find out whose handiwork this was.

But just as he took out his cell phone, it rang.

"Hey, Brother Dong, let me explain, the posts on the Internet are really not from me!"

As soon as the call was connected, Gao Xiaosong's voice came from the receiver. Ma Dong wondered, what does this mean?

Don't you guys still think my place is not chaotic enough?

Fortunately, Gao Xiaosong only muttered this sentence and hung up the phone.

However, Gao Xiaosong hung up the phone, but before Ma Dong could reach his office, someone called again.

"Hey, Brother Dong, it's me, Yang Kun, the singing Kun'er.

Let me explain to you now, the online posts questioning why Yang Hao sang Korean songs on the Spring Festival Gala stage were really not posted by me.

And I also want to ask you to explain to our national television station that I really did not cause any trouble for you at this critical moment. "

"Well…"

Ma Dong is completely confused now.

What is this all about?

I didn't doubt you at all, okay?

"Hey, Kun'er, don't hang up the phone and tell me specifically what's going on..."

To Ma Dong's disappointment, before he finished speaking, a blind tone came from the receiver of his mobile phone.

At this time, Yang Kun on the other end of the phone had pressed the hangup button on the phone.

But this... is not the end.

In the next 15 minutes, Ma Dong received several more calls from friends or colleagues who were not friends, such as Na Ying, Wang Feng, a rap rocker, and Lao Liang, a storyteller...

While chatting with them, Ma Dong learned the whole story and didn't know who these guys had offended. Well, which hacker did they offend specifically?

Not long after the post on the Tianya Forum appeared, this paragraph appeared on the Weibo accounts of these guys.

[On the Tianya Forum, the post questioning Yang Hao’s inability to sing in Korean on the Spring Festival Gala stage was not made by me, because director Yang Hao is so awesome that I dare not offend him!

We want to suppress, that is, suppress musicians like Dao Lang who have no background! 】

"Pfft, haha..."

Ma Dong burst out laughing when he saw the screenshots taken by netizens on Weibo of the people above.

It’s really interesting!

Is this a prank played by some hacker on these people? Well, maybe he is still a fan of Daolang.

But after laughing, Ma Dong still frowned.

The song "Gangnam Style" became popular all over the world last year, setting a Guinness record for the number of clicks. To a certain extent, it brought glory to the Chinese music scene. After all, the singer and creator of this song are both Chinese.

Otherwise, the leaders above would not directly name Yang Hao to sing this song on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

But now that such an accident has occurred, can "Gangnam Style" still be sung on the Spring Festival Gala stage as scheduled?

Just as he was thinking about it, Ma Dong's cell phone rang again.

"Hey, who's there?"

"I, Yang Hao!"

"Oh, Yang Hao, I was just looking for you. Have you seen that post on the Internet? If that post is allowed to ferment, it will be difficult for you to attend the Spring Festival Gala." Ma Dong said bluntly.

"Brother Dong..."

"Um?"

"Let's make a deal. I'll help you handle this matter beautifully. You let Mr. Zhao do a product placement for my movie "Embarrassed in Thailand" in his skit.

After all, no matter what, you are one of the directors of our Spring Festival Gala, and you are still fully responsible for the language programs. "