Director, please respect yourself

We had steak for dinner!

Yang Hao made it by himself in the suite, and Ni Ni recently fell in love with it. She said it was steak paired with red wine and red candles, which was quite sentimental.

If his girlfriend likes it, Yang Hao will naturally fulfill her wish, and it won’t cost much. Even the most high-end golden tomahawk steak in the Western food industry can be afforded by us.

However, Ni Ni is a little strange today.

This beauty actually imitates the northerners.

One bite of steak was accompanied by a bite of raw garlic. The strong smell made Yang Hao, who was sitting opposite her at dinner, twitch in the face.

But that’s it, it’s not over yet…

Ni Ni even breathed hard into Yang Hao's face. After breathing, she said, Brother, how are you? Is the flavor strong? Do you feel like vomiting?

At this time, Yang Hao finally understood what she meant. There was a passionate scene tonight, and I had to make that Christian Bale stop talking to me.

I wanted to say, actually, you don’t have to do this. My shooting skills are very good. Even if I borrow my position to shoot a kiss, I can make ordinary moviegoers’ eyes sparkle. What’s more, there is also a person named Zhang Jiao in the crew. If there's nothing you can do about it, let her be the stand-in.

But seeing Ni Ni being so enthusiastic and funny, Yang Hao let her go.

The beauty is showing her loyalty to herself!

Brother, I can't refuse her kindness.

The place where the crew of "The Thirteen Hairpins" filmed the scene was in the church. There is a bedroom on the second floor of the church, where the priest usually lives. Here, Zhao Yumo and the Western missionary John Miller had a relationship. relative.

After dinner, we arrived at the filming site. A lot of people had gathered at the filming site, of course, most of them were actors.

They all came here under the guise of studying, just to see how the passionate scenes that producer Zhang Weiping said were comparable to the movie "Lust, Caution" were shot?

"Ni Ni, are you ready?" It is now seven o'clock in the evening, and the producer Zhang Weiping has not yet passed, and the cunning Zhang Yimou wants to take advantage of his absence to complete the filming of this scene quickly. In this way, maybe a scene can be avoided. The war of words breaks out again.

"director…"

Ni Ni just called the director, and she smoked Zhang Yimou so much. It smelled like garlic. You would never get this effect without eating two heads of raw garlic.

Zhang Yimou pulled back hard and turned to look at Yang Hao.

"Is this your idea?"

"Guess?"

This idea was too bad, and Yang Hao didn't want to admit it, but Nini was his girlfriend, so it was inappropriate to deny it directly, so he had a little fun~ Guess!

I guess..., I guess you are my sister.

Zhang Yimou is a good old man in the circle. Basically, few people see him getting angry, but now he is on the verge of getting angry when he is provoked by Yang Hao and Ni Ni. When Yang Hao sees this, he immediately changes the subject.

"Director, how about we start shooting?"

"Isn't Ni Ni not done with her makeup yet?" Zhang Yimou asked rhetorically.

"Isn't Christian Bale already put on makeup?" Yang Hao pointed at Christian Bale and said.

"Well, well, let's get started!"

After hearing Zhang Yimou's instructions, photographer Zhao Xiaoding handed the camera in his hand to Yang Hao.

"RED ONE 4K movie camera, second-generation UP lens, CMOS size is 24.4mm x 13.7mm, pixel value is 12 million, which is about 6 times that of ordinary high-definition cameras, and the picture resolution is 4900 x 2580..."

Zhao Xiaoding had collaborated with Yang Hao in the movie "Hawthorn Tree Love" and had always been very interested in his miraculous way of training actors. Therefore, Zhao Xiaoding felt that Yang Hao acted as a photographer on his behalf to shoot this passionate scene. Not only was there no displeasure at all, but he also explained the various parameters of this camera to him very conscientiously.

After hearing Zhao Xiaoding's introduction clearly, Yang Hao smiled and said "Brother Zhao, thank you for your hard work," and then took the initiative to lie down on the bed.

Well..., I really lay on the bed with my legs spread apart.

"Pfft..."

In the director's studio, Zhang Jiao saw this scene through the picture on the director's monitor and smiled.

Isn't Director Yang's posture too awkward?

However, Zhang Ziyi, who was standing aside, glanced at her.

She's quite pretty, but unfortunately she doesn't have much in her belly. Yang Hao looks awkward in this position, but he's actually very friendly to the actors filming passionate scenes.

When Christian Bale was lying on his body doing exercises, his legs happened to kneel between Yang Hao's legs for support.

Sure enough, as soon as this idea took shape in Zhang Ziyi's mind, Christian Bale was already on the bed, and then knelt between Yang Hao's legs.

"Yang, I'm sorry!"

"It's okay, Mr. Bell. Actually, I should be the one saying sorry to you. If I were replaced by a female photographer, your expression might be more natural when you perform."

"Pfft, haha..."

At this time, Zhang Ziyi, who could understand English, laughed very loudly, giving people an arrogant feeling.

And while she was laughing, she also told director Zhang Yimou.

"The director, Yang Hao, said that if he were replaced by a female photographer, Christian Bale's expression might be more natural when performing."

"Haha..., what about this guy Yang Hao?" Zhang Yimou smiled and shook his head.

But that's okay, the two were joking, and Christian Bale might be more relaxed when performing.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yimou picked up the walkie-talkie at hand, but before he could speak, a magical scene happened again.

At this time, he saw Yang Hao holding the camera with his left hand, taking a movie poster from the side with his right hand, and then covering the movie poster directly on his face.

"Advance to camera number four, let me see what the movie poster is on Yang Hao's face?"

"Charles Theron..."

"Damn... Yang Hao is really talented."

When he saw the beautiful woman on the movie poster clearly, Zhang Yimou immediately cursed.

Fortunately, he reacted very quickly. He picked up the walkie-talkie in his hand and shouted,

"Action!"

Christian Bale looks lovingly into the camera.

"Will you fall in love with me?"

This line was spoken by Yang Hao. Although he was the photographer in this drama, Yang Hao still had no problem helping a Hollywood superstar.

"Isn't this already in love?"

Christian Bale is really very professional. A man helping him with his lines was already very funny, and the man’s face was covered with a very ridiculous movie poster of Charles Theron, but even so, Christian Bale Bell still performed very affectionately.

"Can I unbutton your dress?"

"certainly!"

After trying several times to unbutton the button, Christian Bale laughed and laughed at himself:

"Please wait a moment, I believe I can do it."

"OK, passed, next set of shots!" As soon as the scene was filmed, the voice of director Zhang Yimou rang out from the communication equipment at the filming site.

As soon as his voice fell, a dozen girls who had been standing in the director's studio all cheered and ran into the shooting scene.

"Mr. Bell, you are the one!"

"Director Yang, Director Yang, you have a movie poster of Oscar-winning actress Charles Theron on your face, how can you use the camera lens to capture Mr. Christian Bale's performance very accurately?"

"Mr. Bell, it's so wonderful, very wonderful. If I were you, I would burst out laughing when I saw Director Yang Hao's shooting method, but you were not affected at all."

…

And among all the compliments, suddenly, there was a voice that seemed particularly abrupt.

"Brother, brother, you are the best, I love you!"