Director, please respect yourself

Gao Bo entered from an elevator on the left. As soon as the elevator closed, Wang Bao and Xu Lang came out of another elevator.

Wang Bao continued to take pictures.

Xu Lang said: "When you come to Thailand for travel, why is Muay Thai on your list?"

Wang Bao said: "I have made an agreement with Liu Yifei's agent, um, her mother Liu Xiaoli. As long as I come to Thailand to play a Muay Thai PK match, I can be Liu Yifei's personal bodyguard. When the time comes, I will You can make scallion pancakes for her every day."

Xu Lang said in surprise: "Then... Liu Yifei can't eat scallion pancakes every day?"

…

"Ha ha…"

The whole audience burst into laughter again!

Oh my god, I'm so ridiculous.

Liu Yifei is nicknamed the Fairy Sister, but in Yang Hao's movie, she is just described as a girl who craves scallion pancakes every day.

Gong Li was also smiling.

He just smiled a little wider and patted Yang Hao's shoulder hard with his hand.

However, it was not bad. It should be because the plot of "囧囧" is more attractive. Gong Li, known as Gong Huang, did not chat with Yang Hao anymore, but watched the movie very attentively.

Yang Hao was very pleased with this.

As long as you don't disturb my normal work, I'll just slap you on the shoulder. Anyway, you don't have much strength, so it won't hurt.

Without being disturbed, Yang Hao began data analysis.

14 minutes and 15 seconds, one laugh, caused by the verbal humor between Wang Baoqiang and Xiao Yang;

At 17 minutes and 23 seconds, I chuckled once. Xiao Shenyang’s antics, jumping the guardrail on the roadside failed, and got stuck on the bus on the roadside.

20 minutes and 27 seconds, one laugh, lasting 15 seconds, Gulinazha came out of the elevator and said to the phone that there were two 2Bs in the elevator. This can be regarded as letting domestic movie audiences understand Thailand's shemale culture.

At 21 minutes and 53 seconds, the audience chuckled once. Amidst the chuckles, two people suddenly walked into the screening room. One was Yu Dong, the boss of Bona Pictures, and the other was Han Shanye, the chairman of China Film Group. The two people quietly walked into the screening room and then stood in the aisle to watch the movie.

At 23 minutes and 41 seconds, the audience chuckled once, and at this time, a person who looked like a theater manager came in from outside the screening room.

The theater manager first adjusted to the dark environment, and then discovered Han and Yu standing in the aisle. With his coordination, Han and Yu finally sat in the best seats in the screening hall to watch the movie.

The audience in the screening hall made a lot of noise as they entered and exited. Gong Li next to Yang Hao also noticed them, so the woman crutched Yang Hao with her arm again.

"Yang Hao, Han Shanye and Yu Dong are here to attend the premiere of "New Shaolin Temple"!"

"Um!"

"Yang Hao, like me, they are now hiding in the No. 6 screening room to watch the movie "Awkward Journey to Thailand"."

"Um!"

"Yang Hao, before entering the No. 6 auditorium, I made some observations outside. Driven by the premiere, the attendance rate of "New Shaolin Temple" was about 40%, and the attendance rate of "I Know Women's Hearts" was about It’s 25%, and the attendance rate of "Journey to Thailand: Lost in Thailand"... You also saw that in this theater, it was 104%, with all 200 seats occupied, and 8 people standing in the aisle. personal."

"Um!"

"Yang Hao, don't you know anything else besides um?"

"meeting!"

"explain!"

"How about we watch a movie? Sister Li, your purpose of watching a movie is for entertainment, while my purpose of watching a movie is for work, to analyze the audience's reaction to the movie I shot." I'm afraid of being criticized again. Li interrupted, Yang Hao told the truth.

"oh…"

Gong Li responded and concentrated on watching the movie.

However, what left Yang Hao speechless was that the eldest sister might be afraid that she would run away. Sitting on the seat outside, she crossed her legs directly, and her knees happened to be on the seat in front of her.

………

A large number of people gathered on the streets of Chiang Mai, Thailand, to celebrate the Songkran Festival.

Gao Bo walked to the phone booth, all wet.

"Breathe, breathe, breathe, try harder, Xiaoman. Are you giving birth, a boy or a girl? Does it look like me? Is there any hair on your head?"

"A boy, with hair, looks like you!"

"Ha ha…"

Hearing the other party's answer, Gao Bo burst out laughing in the phone booth.

When the movie was shown here, the lights in the screening room suddenly turned on. The audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into warm applause.

"nice!"

"Bullshit!"

"The hour and a half of waiting was not in vain."

"Mom, can we watch it a second time? I think Wang Baoqiang is so funny."

"That is, this kind of film should be shown during the Spring Festival to entertain the movie audience, instead of watching Shaolin Temple or family and country feud."

"Daughter-in-law, it's a good thing you're here, right?

You also said that "Unfortunately" didn't have enough laughs. How about it now? Are you happy? "

The spontaneous discussion among moviegoers did not last long. When the crowd of moviegoers slowly left the screening room, the discussion gradually became quieter.

Yang Hao's position was at the top of the audience area. Originally, he wanted to leave before the movie ended.

But there is no way, Gong Li is blocking it outside.

Gong Li is very patient.

When there were only a few people left in the auditorium and the cleaners of the cinema came in and started working again, she stood up from her chair.

"Why, aren't you leaving yet? Or maybe you don't want to treat me to lunch at noon on New Year's Eve?"

Gong Li looked back at Yang Hao and saw that he was still sitting on the chair honestly. Gong Li asked.

Look, the girl from Lu Province is so upright. If you don’t say please, I will let you.

"Let's go!"

Yang Hao smiled and stood up.

Life is like that!

Life is like a sharp tip. Since you can't resist, please enjoy the pleasure it brings to you.

For example, now that other beauties are talking, how can you not treat me?

After putting on their masks, hats and disguises, the two walked out of the screening room.

As soon as the two of them came out, moviegoers began to enter the venue again. The queues of people lined up from the entrance of the screening hall to outside the movie theater viewing area.

"Hey, brother, is the movie "Journey to Thailand" good to watch?"

Among the people queuing up to enter, there were many social cows. Seeing that Yang Hao and Gong Li had just come out of the screening room, they reached out and pulled Yang Hao's sleeves and asked.

"nice!

I am 24 years old this year, and I guarantee you that this is one of the funniest comedy movies I have ever seen. Well, let’s put it this way, Xingye’s Journey to the West is 100 points, so this “Embarrassed in Thailand” That's 99.5 points. "Yang Hao patted his chest and made a guarantee.

"Hey, are you so awesome?" She Niu was very surprised.

"certainly!"

Before Yang Hao could answer, another She Niu spoke.

"Just now, my friend called me and said that the movie "囧囧" is very interesting. His favorite comedy star Xiao Shenyang was originally a sissy person in Zhao Laowen's work, but in this movie In the movie, under the guidance of director Yang Hao, Xiao Shenyang directly transformed into a sinister and ruthless man, well... he is still a very funny unlucky guy in this movie."

At this point, the Sheniu was afraid that others would not believe him, so he pointed at Yang Hao solemnly and turned to look at Gong Li.

"Really, this beauty?

What I said and what your boyfriend just said about the movie "囧" are very true, right? "