Director, please respect yourself

I originally wanted to analyze the movie "囧囧" quietly, but unexpectedly, two small episodes happened, where I met Gong Li and Yang Mi!

Especially Yang Mi, she was so cruel that she slapped her boyfriend Liu Kaiwei twice in front of her.

But this does not affect Yang Hao's good mood at all. According to the data provided by Wang Eicong, "囧囧" sold out at Wanda Cinema today.

The film scheduling rate is 61%, and the average attendance rate is 75%, which is twice that of "New Shaolin Temple" and four times that of "I Know Women's Hearts"...

If you are in a good mood, you will have good luck!

For example, when Yang Hao was looking for a restaurant on the street and preparing to eat, he received a call from his cheap sister Mao Xiaotong. Brother, I am dating Chen Xiao outside. Where are you?

If you're fine, just go home and have dinner with your parents. They didn't answer your call, so they called me.

Since there is food at home, who is still eating out?

Luozhuang Xili

This is the community where Yang Chun and Mao Huiling now live. The house was originally rented, with an area of ​​119.01 square meters and a suite with three double living rooms and two bathrooms on the second floor.

Later, when Yang Hao had money, he bought this house directly. First, because this house was a public house, the construction quality was very good, and the layout of the house was also good. It faced south and north, and was transparent from north to south; The location is excellent, whether you are going to Jinqiu Homestead next to it or Hejingyuan Community diagonally opposite, it is very close.

In this way, even if you and your parents don't live together, you can still take care of them nearby.

At noon on New Year's Eve, Yang Hao took a taxi back to Luozhuang Xili Community. As soon as he walked in, he smelled the aroma of food.

Crispy pork elbow, a huge plate of crispy pork elbow is placed on the dining table not far from the door, making people salivate.

"Haozi, are you back?"

"Back, Mom!"

Seeing Mao Huiling, Yang Hao's scream came naturally.

"How about it?

How has the audience responded to your film? "

Yang Chun, wearing an apron around his waist and holding a spatula in his hand, also walked out of the kitchen when he heard the noise.

"very good!"

"LOL, really?"

Yang Chun laughed when he heard this.

“Just now, your mother said I was bragging.

In fact, it is said on the Internet that according to predictions by film and television experts, the box office of your movie may hit the ceiling of our domestic movies.

Even better than the historical record set by "Xiu Chun Dao 1".

Well... it can exceed 1 billion yuan! "

"Go, go, stop bragging and go back to the house to cook. My son is back."

In front of Yang Hao, Mao Huiling did not hide her happiness at all. She flirtatiously pushed Yang Chun into the kitchen, took out a bottle of Maotai from the wine cabinet and put it on the table.

"Haozi, if you have nothing to do at noon today, just have a drink with your dad.

When we have the New Year's Eve dinner, you can't drink. In the evening, you have to perform on the Spring Festival Gala stage. "

"good!"

Yang Hao smiled and went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

After pouring some water, he washed his face, shaved again with his father Yang Chun's razor, and looked at himself in the mirror. Seeing that he was in good spirits, Yang Hao came out of the bathroom.

But when he came out, he was stunned.

"Hey, hello, master!

My name is Zhou Diyu, and I wish you a happy New Year. "

To be honest, Yang Hao was a little confused.

I received a lot of blessing text messages today, but no one took the initiative to come to my door.

"Hehe... Master, don't get me wrong.

I am going to take the art exam at the Film Academy this year. To make it easier for me to take the art exam, I rented a house in Luozhuang Xili Community. Well, it’s on the 3rd floor. Since I often meet my uncles and aunts at the gate of the community, I rented a house. I know you’re here too…”

a little nervous.

In front of Yang Hao, Zhou Diyu was still a little nervous and spoke a little incoherently.

However, Yang Hao understood what she meant and wanted to wish him a happy life.

"Well, are you celebrating the New Year alone in the capital?" Yang Hao asked.

"Yes, my father and mother are both in my hometown."

"Then sit down and have something to eat."

"no, I'm fine!"

Zhou Diyu waved her hands vigorously and turned to leave, but at this moment, the doorbell rang.

"Ding ding ding..."

Pointing to the chair, he motioned for Zhou Diyu to sit down and eat, and then Yang Hao went over to open the door.

"Hello director, Happy New Year!"

"Uncle and auntie, Happy New Year!"

"When I came here, I saw two fruit sellers on the street, so I bought some fruit for my uncle and aunt to send over."

Gulinazha smiled sweetly. She felt guilty and didn't dare to look at Yang Hao's face, so she turned to talk to Mao Huiling.

"Come on, come on, girl, it's cold outside."

Mao Huiling was enthusiastic and stretched out her hand to pull the tall Gulinazar into the room.

Gulinazha came in.

Yang Hao was about to close the door, but at this moment, voices came from the stairs again.

"Xiaoxue, are you sure Yang Hao's parents live in this building?"

"Of course!

Our parents often meet them at the gate of the community, which is in unit 201. Let's go up. "

Yang Hao sighed when he heard the voices of sisters Li Xue and Li Bingbing.

Okay, today’s lunch seems to be a bad one.

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Got sprayed!

But Ni Ni was not angry at all, but was very happy.

It's not because I'm mean, it's because things happen for a reason.

"Journey to Thailand", written and directed by her boyfriend Yang Hao, officially launched in major domestic theaters on February 1. As one of the producers of this film, Ni Ni believes that she should invite "Jinling" The entire crew of "Thirteen Hairpins" watched a movie.

Isn’t it just a two-game package?

The sisters can still afford this money.

The reserved time is on the afternoon of New Year's Eve or the noon of New Year's Day, because only at these two times, the crew of "The Thirteen Beauties", which is in full swing of filming, have a break.

But what is speechless is that in Jinling, no matter which movie theater Ni Ni goes to book a theater, the ticket seller of the movie theater always ignores her.

Moreover, their movements were all the same. They first pointed at the long queue at the movie ticket gate, and then rolled their eyes vigorously.

Sorry, beauty, have you seen these movie fans? They all came to see "囧". Therefore, before the seventh day of the first lunar month, you cannot book a movie, no matter which theater you go to in Jinling!

There is no way to book the venue, and the neon smiles are like flowers.

I drove back to the set, dropped 20,000 yuan, and said it was the New Year’s Eve dinner tonight, and I would treat the staff who couldn’t go home to celebrate the New Year!

Looking at the 20,000 yuan, the crew who stayed at Happy Villa for the Chinese New Year were stunned for a moment, and then cheered.

"Nini, I love you!"

"Mr. Ni, open it up!"

"Mr. Ni, is there still a shortage of people at Director Yang's place? My younger brother has good skills. He can apply for a job as a photographer's assistant on Director Yang's crew."

"Mr. Ni, you are so powerful and domineering!"

Amid everyone's cheers, a smiling Ni Ni waved her hands, turned around and walked out of the hotel.

This afternoon, I am going to watch a movie with my parents. My father, who is in his work unit, has already received complimentary tickets from his work unit. The tickets are not many, just enough for a family of three to watch "囧 in Thailand".

I came back in the evening, just in time to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Ni Ni wants to laugh when she thinks of the Spring Festival Gala.

I just don’t know what the Jinling judge named Wang Hao would think after watching the sketch written by Yang Hao and performed by Zhao Laowang and Xiao Shenyang.