Director, please respect yourself

"Oh...oh...oh...oh..."

Xiao Shenyang dragged his damaged bicycle and limped onto the stage.

"You said that my biggest shortcoming is that I am too nosy.

No, I was just riding my bicycle to the cinema to watch "囧囧" with the girl introduced by Aunt Wang next door. I was walking on the road and saw a car with its trunk open. I was chasing after it on my bicycle. Tell people.

As a result, someone suddenly braked and I got into the trunk of the car. As soon as I climbed out, a kind-hearted policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Young man, you are fully responsible."

I lost two hundred yuan to someone, do you think I was being nosy?

I swear, if I want to meddle in other people's business in the future, my name will not be Xiao Shenyang, but Gao Bo! "

"Uh...ah...ah!"

The old lady played by Zhao Laowen staggered and fell on the stage.

"Hey...oh..."

Little Shenyang glanced secretly, and then walked over as if nothing had happened.

"Looking at nothing..."

Zhao Laowen: "Oh..."

Xiao Shenyang: "Oh..., I can't stand the movie "囧"."

Zhao Laowen: "Oh..."

Little Shenyang: "Oh..., the person introduced to me by my neighbor Aunt Wang is also pornographic."

Zhao Laowen: "Oh my God..."

Little Shenyang turned around and put the bicycle in place.

"You win, aunt, are you okay?"

Zhao Laowen: "I'm seventy-nine, and it hit the ground with a bang. What do you think?"

Little Shenyang: "Oh, let's see if it's broken? Does it hurt?"

Zhao Laowen: "Oh, my elbow! Oh, my ridge! Oh, my waist! Oh, it doesn't even hurt..."

………

"Ha ha…"

The whole audience burst into laughter in the No. 1 studio of National Television Station.

Amid the roaring laughter of the audience, Yang Hao walked out of the national television station before the skit was finished.

The song "Gangnam Style" was performed at 21:15, and it is now 23:45. Just at the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, Yang Hao waited for two and a half hours. The product placement was not broadcast, so he always I'm a little worried.

It wasn't until Zhao Laowen's sketch came on stage for five minutes that Yang Hao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that the box office of the movie "囧" should be able to reach a higher level.

Feeling tired, Yang Hao was ready to go home and rest.

The sketch script "To Help or Not to Help" was written by myself. It has many funny plots. I already knew it, so there was no need to stand at the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala to watch it.

What's more, as early as when Zhao Laowen was rehearsing, he had already admired it many times.

…

The capital, at the feet of the emperor

Firecrackers are prohibited in this city.

But even so, on this New Year's Eve night, there are still many people who dare to openly violate the ban.

These guys hung firecrackers on the sycamore trees on the roadside, lit them with a lighter, and ran away quickly.

Even if the police heard the sound and came over, they could not find who released it.

Yang Hao drove here.

After a year, the Grand Cherokee's engine is still strong and powerful. You can hear the roar of the engine when you press the accelerator slightly.

Therefore, Yang Hao was not afraid of the firecrackers hanging on the roadside. When he saw someone operating the firecrackers next to the sycamore tree on the roadside, he immediately stopped the car to watch the excitement.

It wasn't until all the firecrackers on the sycamore trees were set off that he drove away with unfulfilled interest.

My brother’s car is good, so it doesn’t matter even if he is discovered by the police. The worst thing is that he just steps on the accelerator and runs away? !

There are no cars on the road.

After driving for 15 minutes, Yang Hao didn't see a car traveling with him. Everyone must be celebrating New Year's Eve at home.

On both sides of the road, the various shops that were usually brightly lit were all dim at this time. The thick rolling shutter doors were pulled down, making the entire street look quite lonely.

A little hungry.

After driving out from the national TV station, Yang Hao searched for half an hour, but he couldn't find a restaurant open late at night.

Hey... let's go home and order some dumplings to eat!

Northerners like to eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year.

Zhao Laowen's call came a little late.

Yang Hao, who was driving a Grand Cherokee, had almost reached the gate of Hejingyuan Community when his call came belatedly.

Director Yang, the sketch "To Help or Not to Help" was very successful. I came off the stage and walked to the circular corridor, and I was praised by top leaders.

He said that the sketch I performed today was much more elegant, humorous and full of positive energy.

So, I plan to treat you to a Northeastern meal tonight to celebrate. Do you have time?

After receiving a call from Zhao Laowen, even though he was a little hungry, Yang Hao still firmly refused.

What a joke, I have already reached the door of my house, how could I go back again?

Brother, at most I can say Happy New Year to you on the phone.

The guard room of Hejingyuan Community.

Still looking the same, even though it was already the first day of the Lunar New Year, the two energetic old men were still standing guard at the door of the guard room.

Parking the Grand Cherokee at the door, Yang Hao took two hard-packed Chinese cars from the passenger seat, walked around the front of the car, and handed over the cigarettes with a smile.

Master Fang, happy New Year to Master Qin.

I wish you a happy new year and a happy family.

Taking the cigarettes from Yang Hao's hand, the two old men laughed so hard that they couldn't see their eyes. This was the first time... the first time they received such a valuable gift from the owner of the community.

Thank you, Director Yang!

Director Yang, I can guarantee that the movie "囧" will definitely be a hit.

Thank you, Director Yang!

Just now, we watched Zhao Laowen's sketch, which was very exciting. It is said that the screenwriter of this sketch is you, so Director Yang, you are really awesome.

The security guards guarding the gate are all ordinary people. After receiving the gift, they will naturally say some kind words.

Yang Hao understands this very well.

But just as he walked around the front of the car and wanted to sit in the Grand Cherokee's cab again, a face full of ravines appeared beside the car.

"Yang Hao, can I talk to you?"

…

The brilliant Lao Yang.

Yang Hao didn't expect that he would see him here, at the entrance of Jingyuan Community.

A place that usually such business tycoons would not even pay attention to.

"Yang Hao, can I talk to you?"

Seeing that Yang Hao didn't speak, Lao Yang, who was a little anxious, asked again.

"OK!"

Yang Hao did not refuse.

Of course, he did not drive the Grand Cherokee directly into the community, because there were not many cars on the road now, and there should not be any vehicles entering or leaving the community at this time.

If you are blocked at the door for a while, it will only be blocked for a while!

“Then…, I’ll keep the story short.

Director Yang, I appreciate your promotion of the movie "囧" very much. All the 30 million yuan of publicity and distribution expenses were allocated to 10,000 poor students; you used every opportunity to advertise on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. Your performance costumes, Zhao Laowen's Spring Festival Gala sketch.

Of course, the effect is also significant. As of now, the total box office of pre-sale movies plus the actual movie tickets sold yesterday is 210 million yuan, which is higher than the total box office of many domestic movies..."

"Mr. Yang, what do you want to say?"

Before Lao Yang finished speaking, Yang Hao interrupted him directly.

"I don't want to say anything."

Lao Yang shook his head.

"Director Yang, I just have something to ask for. Your movie "Thailand" became a hit under your control. Shouldn't you also give "New Shaolin Temple" a try?"