Director, please respect yourself

The tide in the distance is like a long vertical silver-white line. The tide is gradually approaching, overwhelming the sky with surging momentum...

The monk in white robes stood quietly in the low-lying area, looking at the scene in front of him without any fear on his face.

At this time, the sound of drums seemed to be coming from all directions, from far to near, and the sound was deafening.

Louder than the sound of the drums was the thunderous sound of the tide, one wave after another, pushing the waves towards the high △▽.

"You handsome monk, it's too late to hide now. Otherwise, this monstrous flood will drown you directly!"

"Ha ha…"

The monk in white robes laughed.

"Female donor, the Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Even if I die here, I will still have a fight with you."

Speaking of this, the monk in white roared.

……………

"elder brother…"

"Um?"

"Do you know why I suddenly appeared in front of you?" After a fierce fight, the lazy Ni Ni lay on Yang Hao and whispered to him.

"Aren't you here to collect public grain?"

"Ah, how could I be so boring?" Ni Ni, who smiled when she heard Yang Hao's teasing, twisted his chest with her hands.

"Then what are you here for? I remember director Zhang Yimou's announcement that the crew of "Jinling Thirteen Hairpins" will start work this afternoon." Yang Hao straightened Ni Ni up so that she, who was lying on him, could be more Be more comfortable.

"That's right!

The crew will officially start work at two o'clock this afternoon.

But what?

At six o'clock this morning, I received a call from director Zhang Yimou. He said that he had adjusted the order of filming. There were no filming notices for me on the first, second, and third day of the new year.

So, after thinking about it, I said goodbye to my parents and came over from Jinling to celebrate the New Year with you. "When she said this, Ni Ni's eyes turned into crescent moons when she smiled.

"Did Director Zhang Yimou personally inform you?"

"yes!"

Ni Ni reached out and took the mobile phone placed on the bedside table, then pulled up the call history and showed it to Yang Hao.

"oh…"

Yang Hao took a look, then reached out and patted Nini's PG.

"Get up quickly.

I'm going to fry two steaks, and then we'll drink some red wine and try to have a very romantic New Year's Day. "

"Well, that's good."

Ni Ni stretched out her arms, propped up her body, and was about to leave Yang Hao, but at this moment, she suddenly asked:

"Brother, why do you think Director Zhang Yimou did this? Well...why did you suddenly give me three days off?"

"It's easy!"

Yang Hao smiled.

"It makes me owe him a favor."

"You owe him a favor, why?" Ni Ni blinked, confused.

"In order to escape smoothly, Director Zhang Yimou signed a gambling agreement with Xin Picture Picture Company. If the box office of "Jinling Thirteen Hairpins" is less than 600 million yuan, then Director Zhang Yimou must shoot a movie for Xin Picture Picture Company .

If they pass, the two will officially break up after "Jinling Thirteen Hairpins" is released. Zhang Weiping will settle director Zhang Yimou's previous salary; director Zhang Yimou will give up the agency contract with the actor signed by Xin Picture Film Company.

As for our movie "Thailand", the promotion techniques are one after another. Director Zhang Yimou, who wants to get out of the quagmire as soon as possible, will naturally ask for our help when the time comes. "

"Oh, I get it."

Ni Ni smiled and kissed Yang Hao.

“It’s called early investment.

I will give you the favor first, and then you will return the favor to me. "

"Haha... I understand. Go take a shower."

Black pepper steak

It was specially marinated by Yang Hao before. It only needs to be fried in a pan for two or three minutes. If it is over-fried, it will lose the taste of the wagyu beef in its childhood.

Therefore, Yang Hao moved very quickly. In less than ten minutes, two pieces of black pepper steak with full color and flavor were brought to the table, and there was a bottle of Roman-Conti in the center of the table.

Romain-Conti was the red wine Liu Yifei put here. Now if Ni Ni drinks it, I wonder if that beauty will be angry.

Just as Yang Hao was thinking about it, Ni Ni, who had just taken a shower, came out of the bathroom.

It was a vacuum inside and no underwear was worn.

He was only wearing Yang Hao's white shirt.

"Brother, how are you? I'm still very sexy, right?"

Walking to the dining table, raising her hands, Ni Ni turned around in front of Yang Hao, her eyes full of charm.

"It would actually be pretty good if I wasn't around."

Hearing these two kinds of food, Ni Ni was stunned for a moment, and then pounced on them with gritted teeth.

"Brother, how dare you! See if I don't bite you to death."

…

After lunch, it was three o'clock in the afternoon.

Yang Hao took Ni Ni to Luozhuang Xili Community.

This is a real girlfriend. Although she is one of them, she is also a real girlfriend.

Now that the real girlfriend has arrived in the capital, she has to pay New Year greetings to her future parents-in-law. Ni Ni is prepared for this.

When she flew over from Jinling, she bought many local specialties with the help of her parents, such as Jinling Yuhua tea, Jinling brocade, Jinling salted duck and Gucheng Lake crabs...

Mao Xiaotong was at home today. When she saw Nini coming in, she hugged her arms and her sister-in-law screamed non-stop.

Ni Ni was naturally very happy when she heard the name sister-in-law. With a smile, she immediately took out a wad of RMB from her bag and stuffed it into a red envelope and handed it to Mao Xiaotong.

Xiaotong, happy new year!

Sister-in-law, I love you so much!

Mao Xiaotong took the money, stood up on tiptoes and kissed Ni Ni on the face, making Ni Ni laugh.

Naturally, Yang Hao would not accompany the two sisters to go crazy. He signaled Ni Ni to be free, and walked into the bedroom that Yang Chun reserved for himself.

There is a computer in the bedroom, and Yang Hao wants to take advantage of this time to log in to the 58.com website that he has not logged in for a long time.

[Fox]: Are you there?

[Fox]: How long has it been since you came here?

[Fox]: I want to buy a song from you. Just to put it bluntly, I’ve been a little tired from filming recently and want to change my mind by singing.

[Fox]: Have you read the entertainment news? The boy I like is so smart that he actually distributed all the 30 million yuan in publicity fees given by the movie investors to 10,000 poor students.

Then, let those 10,000 poor students go through the streets to promote his movie "囧".

Hmm... Do you think he is powerful?

[Fox]: I want to drink cold water because I’m afraid it will clog my teeth. You’ve ignored me for 20 days. What are you doing now? Shall I talk to you about something?

I went to the cinema to watch a movie today, and I watched "囧囧". Well, how should I put it? This movie is so funny.

From the moment I sat in the cinema, I didn't stop laughing.

[Fox]: But one thing is a bit embarrassing, because when my boyfriend and I came out of the cinema, we actually saw Yang Hao.

And my unlucky boyfriend actually went to Yang Hao to beg for mercy and asked Yang Hao to agree to marry me.

I was dumbfounded, you know?

I slapped my boyfriend twice and ran home.

[Fox]: That’s awesome, you know?

The boy I like is awesome!

Just yesterday, the box office of the movie "Thailand" exceeded 60 million. It is said that it will be even higher today because of the blessing of Zhao Laowen's sketch "Help or Not"!