Director, please respect yourself

What is the Apocalypse Big Bang?

It is a real historical event, a mysterious explosion that occurred in the capital of the Ming Dynasty in the sixth year of Apocalypse (1626 AD).

According to historical records, on the sixth day of May in the sixth year of the Apocalypse (that is, at 9 a.m. on May 30, 1626 AD), a bizarre explosion occurred in the area near the gunpowder depot of Wang Gongchang in the southwest corner of the capital. The explosion had a radius of approximately 750 meters and an area of ​​2.23 square kilometers, causing a total of approximately 20,000 casualties.

The cause of this explosion is unknown, the phenomenon is strange, and the disaster is huge. It is "unprecedented in ancient and modern times."

The cause of the Apocalypse Explosion still puzzles historians and scientists. It is also known as the "Dead Hill Incident" that occurred in ancient India more than 3,600 years ago and the "Tungus Explosion" that occurred in Siberia, Russia on June 30, 1908. Three mysteries of nature.

But such a disaster was written into the TV series script by that music creator who wanted to drink cold water and was afraid of stuffing his teeth. He wanted to ridicule it and said that the explosion was actually caused by an alien spacecraft hitting the earth...

He..., how could he do this?

I think the beginning of this TV series is not good enough. It should be changed like this. The hero's spaceship landed on the earth, but the parts of the spacecraft were broken and there was no way to take off and return. So the hero could only stay on the earth to watch the sunrise and sunset. .

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The above words were spoken by Ms. Song, a famous sketch actress. Since the crew wanted to film the film in Diaoyutai No. 7, a community developed by her husband, out of courtesy, Li Xue invited her to play a role in the TV series.

But as soon as the TV series script was given to her, something went wrong. Ms. Song actually brought her own screenwriter and came up with the idea of ​​changing the script.

I was forced to resign Director Yang Yang, who was not very popular in the industry. He wanted to drink cold water but was afraid of how good the script written by Mr. Sai Ya was. I got the script and just adjusted the shooting sequence, but the rest was not touched. move.

I didn’t expect that some people would be dissatisfied with such an excellent TV series script?

If you want to change the script, then I will quit my job!

Knowing the cause of the matter, Li Xue, who was sitting at the dining table eating with Yang Hao, asked.

"what to do?"

"Have you signed the rental agreement for the filming location?" Yang Hao asked.

"Sign it, otherwise we won't be able to start shooting normally at 15:58 pm!"

"Ms. Song's performance agreement has been signed?"

"I signed it. However, the performance agreement was not strictly signed. There was no very strict rule that she was not allowed to adjust the script."

"What role does Ms. Song Dandan play in this TV series?"

"Hong Yin'e, the wife of Li Fanzhong, the founder and chairman of the board of directors of Hantang Film and Television Group, and Li Huijing have a mother-son relationship.

At that time, I felt that since Song Dandan’s husband was the boss of Zhonghe Land, she would definitely be comfortable playing this kind of role, so I gave her this role. "

Stir-fried meat with garlic sprouts tastes very good, salty, soft and chewy. Li Xue took a small taste, then raised the red wine glass and took the initiative to clink it with the wine glass in front of Yang Hao.

The meaning is clear.

Sorry, I didn't think carefully enough, and now I need you to solve the problem for me.

Understanding what Li Xue meant, Yang Hao picked up the wine glass, took a small sip, then took out his cell phone from his pocket, found a phone number, and dialed it.

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Song Fangjin

My mood lately is a bit contradictory, I'm happy but also a little confused.

Happily, the only apprentice I have ever had in my life, Yang Hao, has become popular, but even if he becomes popular, his director's "囧" is about to earn an unprecedented box office of one billion yuan.

But he is still very polite to himself.

I always call to say hello when I have nothing to do, and during holidays, I often bring two bottles of Maotai to the house for a drink.

I like Yang Hao's character the most. He is casual, free and easy, and he interacts with me like a good friend.

What Song Fangjin was at a loss for was that since Yang Hao became popular, his job suddenly disappeared.

Well, actually it can’t be considered dead!

There are a lot of film and television companies that come to me to make appointments, but their requirements are very demanding. Old Song, I admire the martial arts movie "Xiu Chun Dao" written by your apprentice Yang Hao the most. It is beautiful, chivalrous, and has a rich storyline. Without losing a little humor.

Can you write one for me based on the script of this movie? !

Old Song Dynasty, the comedy movie "Journey to Thailand" written by his apprentice Yang Hao became a hit, with a box office of 70 to 80 million yuan in one day.

Otherwise, you can help me create a movie script based on this level. You can rest assured about the price. As long as the movie box office can reach the height of "囧囧", I will give you as much as you want.

His grandma’s!

Facing the invitations from these people, Song Fangjin almost didn't curse.

You grandsons, you really can stand and talk without pain. If I could have the skills of my apprentice Yang Hao, would I still be in the TV drama screenwriting profession?

Without a job, I feel depressed.

Just after the New Year, Song Fangjin called his good friend Wang Hailin.

Lao Wang, are you going out for a drink?

This afternoon, we drank first and then went to the bathing center to take a bath. February 11th is the tenth day of the first lunar month, and the girls who went home to celebrate the New Year in the bathing center should also come back to work.

It is said that the Jinshui Pavilion Bathing Center on Zhichun Road only opened last year. During the Spring Festival this year, more than a dozen Mao girls were introduced from Lao Maozi in the north. All of them are tall and have long legs, and they also speak authentic Russian...

A good gay friend is a good gay friend!

Wang Hailin would not stay away from Song Fangjin just because he couldn't find any work recently. Instead, he was very obedient. When he heard that there was wine to drink and girls to hang out with, the guy came over and killed him without saying a word.

The place to drink is the Song Fangjin Screenwriter Studio located in an unknown alley. I bought two stir-fried vegetables from the Fisherman's Restaurant and a whole pig's trotter from the Yangchun Pig's Trotter Shop opposite. The wine was Maotai liquor sent by Yang Hao during the Spring Festival. The two of them sat on the sofa and started drinking.

But just as the two opened the Moutai, Song Fangjin's cell phone on the coffee table rang.

"Who is it?" Wang Hailin asked.

"My apprentice Yang Hao!"

Song Fangjin replied casually and turned on the hands-free button on his phone. Wang Hailin was his good friend. There was no need to be secretive when making a phone call with his apprentice.

"Xiao Yang, what's wrong?"

"Master, apprentice, I have encountered some problems, and you may need to personally help me solve it.

Otherwise, the TV series "My Love from the Star", in which I invested 20 million yuan, is likely to abort halfway. "

Aborted halfway...

How can it be?

You're a very bad boy, and you keep getting hurt all kinds of times. Who dares to provoke you? !

Haven't you seen that Wen Zhang two days ago? Now any male artist in the industry who has a bit of a brawny vibe is avoiding him, for fear that he will suddenly run over, hug him and shout, "Brother, kiss me."

But complaints are complaints, Song Fangjin is still more comfortable with the call of apprentice. Look, no matter how talented you are, you have to have me, a veteran, to help you steer the ship.

"Say, what's going on?" Song Fangjin raised his head and glanced at his good friend Wang Hailin, and said to the phone.

"Master, the crew of "My Love from the Star" needs a script coordinator. You are relatively free now. How about you come over and guide everyone's work?"