Director, please respect yourself

[Yang Hao, me! 】

[I acted in advance and am currently in Myeongdong, Seoul, South Korea. 】

Yang Hao was stunned when he saw the text message on his phone, and then he knew who the other party was.

[Why is it so early? 〕

[There just happened to be an opportunity. Four barrels of thinner were imported into the store next door. If there was a fire here, the other side would definitely explode, so I seized this opportunity. 】

[Well, then be careful! 〕

[Yang Hao, I just want to ask you, do what you said before still count? 】

〔The evil! I want to know you and live a long life without end. There are no mausoleums in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunders tremble, the summer rains and snows, the heaven and the earth are united, but I dare to stand against you! 〕

[Haha..., get out! 】

[Obviously I came to seek refuge with you, but you actually composed a love poem for me. 】

【Well, thank you! 】

〔You're welcome! 〕

[Yang Hao, there are still 20 minutes before I go to the operating table. Can you tell me which of these three beauties, Li Jiaxin, Hong Xin, and Chen Farong, do you like? The doctor said that my facial bones are quite similar to those of the three of them. If I had plastic surgery like theirs, there would basically be no need to grind the bones. 】

[Do I have to have plastic surgery? 〕

[For safety, it must be reorganized because the former Li Mei is dead. 】

〔Um…〕

[Well, you tell the doctor, among the three templates of "Li, Chen, and Hong", whichever one you want to be transformed into will have the least amount of movement. 〕

【Thanks! 】

[Hmm... I really saw the right person. 】

[Haha... I used to live like a zombie, but no one has made me so moved or happy for a long time. 】

[Okay, it’s time for me to go to the operating table. See you in Hong Kong Island in a week! 】

[See you on Hong Kong Island! 〕

After replying and deleting the previous text message, Yang Hao was about to put the phone in his pocket, but after thinking about it, he let go before the phone even touched his pants, and the phone fell to the marble floor with a thud. , the screen was broken directly.

Yang Hao moved quickly and quickly picked up the phone from the ground, his eyes full of regret.

At this time, Liu Yifei happened to come over from the dressing room, patted Yang Hao's hand, and her eyes turned into crescent moons with a smile.

"What did I say?

I asked you to change your mobile phone, but you refused to change it. Now God is asking you to change your mobile phone.

Your mobile phone has been used for two years. Just to make calls, you need to charge it twice a day..."

Speaking of this, regardless of whether Yang Haole was happy or not, Liu Yifei opened the back cover of the phone, took out the battery, took out two mobile phone cards and handed them to Yang Hao, and then nuzzled towards the Mercedes-Benz G500.

"The latest HTC phone my mom bought for you is also dual-SIM and dual-standby. It's in the car right now. You can just go over and put it on."

"Can't you change it?

I think it can still be used if I repair the phone screen..."

But before Yang Hao finished speaking, Liu Yifei opened her posture and threw Yang Hao's broken mobile phone into the woods outside the villa with a swish.

“No need to fix it now!

Because you can’t find it!

Even if you run out and find this phone, it will be disabled. hehe…"

Well…

Looking at Liu Yifei who was a little proud, Yang Hao was a little confused.

Before, why didn't you see that this beauty had the potential to be a prodigal?

……………

"Hello!"

Just when Yang Hao was changing his cell phone, Zhang Tianai met his idol Brad Pitt.

"Hello!"

Yang Hao is fair.

It was agreed at the beginning that for these two passionate scenes, Liu Yifei would use a body double, and she would also use a body double.

But when he saw this big-eyed beauty from China in front of him, Brad Pitt felt that he should respect art and not use a stand-in whenever there was some nudity, because this would be disrespectful to art.

However, before Brad Pitt decides to respect art, he should first determine whether the person in front of him is Liu Yifei's nude substitute.

"Um..., beautiful girl, have you seen my movie before?" Knowing that the girl in front of him was not fluent in English, Brad Pitt slowed down his speech, trying to make her hear him clearly. What is.

"have!

Mr. Brad Pitt, you are my idol. Before coming here, I watched the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" starring you and your wife, Angelina Jolie. "

"Oh, does it look good?"

"nice!"

Zhang Tianai nodded heavily.

"The action scenes and passionate scenes between you and Ms. Angelina Jolie made me, the audience, feel my blood pumping."

"LOL, really?"

Brad Pitt raised his head and laughed when he heard this.

"Of course!"

Zhang Tianai said it seriously.

"Mr. Brad Pitt, Director Yang Hao is very familiar with me. He knows my character. I never lie."

"Yeah, yeah..., of course I believe you are not lying, because I can see the sincerity in your eyes, even more sincere than when Director Yang talks about the play."

Having said this, Brad Pitt took a breath, then put his head in front of Zhang Tianai and lowered his voice.

"Do you know why that movie was so good?"

"Why?" Zhang Tianai asked.

"Because it's true!"

Brad Pitt smiled.

"Before we shot that movie, the director asked us to be as real as possible, kissing, touching, even in bed...well, you know."

"I see!!!"

At this time, Zhang Tianai spoke very seriously.

"Just like the movie "Lust, Caution" directed by Li An, the reason why it has global influence is because the actors are so real when filming."

"Haha, right."

Brad Pitt laughs.

"So, pretty lady, you understand what I mean."

"Understand, I will talk to the director."

Having said this, Zhang Tianai turned around and walked towards Yang Hao and Liu Yifei. However, the moment she turned around, she waved her fist vigorously.

Damn, I’m going to have a real fight with a Hollywood superstar. I’m so damn happy.

………

Brad Pitt and Liu Yifei came to the study room.

"When little Amy's hope was about to be shattered, she strolled here..." Brad Pitt spoke softly and affectionately, reaching out to hold Liu Yifei's little hand.

The two stopped in front of the bookshelf. Brad Pitt took out a copy of "Jane Eyre" from the bookshelf with his other hand and said in a gentler tone:

"You were once a withdrawn child. Only Elizabeth Bennet could understand you. Look, you are a naughty little slut..."

Liu Yifei smiled slightly and approached Brad Pitt:

"Technically, we're in the bedroom today, you raise your gun, I pull mine..."

Brad Pitt touched his nose at this time: "You are right, in order to maintain tradition, we have been like this before, but today, I hope you can make an exception for me."

"just one time?"

Liu Yifei stretched out a finger and smiled ambiguously.

"Just once, I promise!"

Brad Pitt raised his right palm, made a vow, and then began to kiss Liu Yifei.

"OK, passed!"

At this time, Yang Hao, who was sitting behind the director's monitor, raised the walkie-talkie in his hand.

"Zhang Tianai..."

"Here you are, director."

"Go ahead."

Looking at Zhang Tianai who suddenly appeared next to him, Yang Hao waved his hand, and then raised the walkie-talkie in his hand again.

"Listen to my command. Except for the two actors, Lao Zhang and Lao Wang, everyone else will wait outside."