Director, please respect yourself

[Beijing Daily: Zhou Xingxing + Yang Hao + Ma Yun = unlimited box office?

As time enters 2011, explosive incidents frequently occur in the mainland entertainment industry.

The movie "Embarrassing in Thailand", written and directed by the famous mainland director Yang Hao, was released on February 1 and lasted for two and a half months. It took in a total of 1.592 billion yuan at the box office, creating a new history for Chinese movies. Record.

You know, last year's highest-grossing movie, "Spring Knife", only cost 763 million yuan, and "Spring Knife" is also a work directed by Yang Hao;

In early March, someone on the Tianya Forum broke the news that 170 mainland film and television stars, singers and artists were guilty of sleeping in and out of bed.

This whistleblower not only mastered the list, but also made all the methods of sleeping in and out of sleep of more than 170 film and television stars and singers public on the Internet...

For a time, the mainland entertainment industry was in turmoil. As a result, the first thing movie stars, singers and artists said when they met each other was to ask if you had paid back your sleep payment;

But these two major incidents are really nothing compared to what we are going to talk about next.

According to Hong Kong media, Zhou Xingxing, a representative of Hong Kong's nonsensical comedy, will team up with the famous mainland director Yang Hao and Ma Yun, the founder and chairman of the Alibaba Group, to shoot a comedy film about the theme of Journey to the West, but it will be different from the previous one. The movie "Westward Journey" shot by Zhou Xingxing himself in the 1990s.

There is a whole new story about this!

Moreover, Hong Kong media also broke the news that in this movie called "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons", in addition to director Yang Hao who will play the role of Tang Monk, Ma Yun will play another important role, Sun Wukong...]

Yangchun Pig Trotters Store

400 pig trotters were put on sale at 9am and sold out by 10:30am.

After helping his parents sell the pig trotters, Mao Xiaotong took out a deck chair from the store and placed it under the sycamore tree in front of the store. Then he lay on the chair and swayed leisurely while reading the newspaper bought by his father Yang Chun.

Unlike Yang Chun who likes to read social news, Mao Xiaotong prefers to pay attention to entertainment news.

Take a look at the entertainment news and see if your cheap brother has any new scandals?

Speaking of the scandal about Cheap Brother, Hong Kong media reports are more explosive. Just like yesterday, the headline news of a weekly magazine was [The famous mainland film director Yang Hao and the most beautiful Hong Kong girl in the history of Hong Kong Island, Li Jiaxin, spent 5 hours in the same room. Li Jiaxin left the room from the room. Come out, your steps are unsteady! 】

Ha ha…

When I saw this scandal on the Internet, Mao Xiaotong almost died laughing. How old is Li Jiaxin?

Are you 41 years old this year?

Will my brother go find her?

Isn’t the arrangement my brother asked you to arrange too outrageous? !

Compared with yesterday, today's news about Cheap Brother is more formal.

It's about the movie "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons"...

Speaking of "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons", I really have to praise the ability of the cheap guy. With comedy superstar Zhou Xingxing, he not only won a second female lead for his sister-in-law Nini, but also helped him win the role of a nympho.

You know, this is Xingye's movie!

As we all know, in Xingye's movies, even a small supporting role can be firmly remembered by the majority of movie audiences.

Just as Mao Xiaotong was thinking about it, the cell phone in his pocket rang.

He put the newspaper on his lap, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and then pressed the answer button. Fan Jiuyi's voice came from the receiver of the mobile phone.

"Xiaotong, it's me!"

"I know it's you, Sister Bingbing, why did you remember to call me?"

Fan Jiuyi's nickname is Bingbing, and Mao Xiaotong usually calls her Sister Bingbing.

"Xiaotong, I need your help with something small. I wonder if you have time?"

"explain!"

"My good friend Li Yu plans to start shooting a suspense movie in May. The movie is called "Double Exposure", and I am the leading female character in it.

The second female role is currently vacant. I wonder if you have time to come to the rescue? "

Otherwise, he would be called Mr. Fan!

Look at her IQ, it's obvious that she wanted to get me a job, but she just said it and made me feel so comfortable.

Mao Xiaotong, I'm asking for your help!

The smart Mao Xiaotong lay on the chair and sighed casually. After thinking about the words, he smiled and said:

"Sister Bingbing, thank you!

However, I can’t collaborate with you for the second time yet, because my cheap brother, director Yang Hao, called me the day before yesterday and said that he would have a schedule in May.

Because there was a lack of a nympho character in Xingye's movie, he decided to take me into the group to give it a try.

So, Sister Bingbing, I’m sorry! "

"Oh, that's how it is."

Fan Jiuyi on the phone was not angry at being rejected. She paused for a moment and continued to smile:

"Xiaotong, we collaborated on the TV series "My Love from the Star" some time ago, and we had a great time cooperating. I have always treated you as my sister.

Therefore, I just want to renew my relationship with you in the drama.

Since you're not free in May, then..., let's do this.

September... In September, director Jin Yimeng will start shooting a romantic comedy called "One Night Surprise", in which I will be the female lead.

Since the crew is still in preparation, how about I recommend you to Director Jin Yimeng and let you play my bestie in the movie? "

"September?"

"yes!

At present, the film investment has been obtained and the filming start date has been set. "Fan Jiuyi on the phone explained very solemnly.

"Sorry, Sister Bingbing!

I'm afraid I won't be able to do it in September, because I'm going to Thailand in September. My brother's comedy movie "Detective Chinatown" will start shooting in September, and I will not only be the recorder of this crew, but I will also play a role in this movie. An important role.

Hmm... Sister Bingbing, let me tell you a secret. It is very likely that I will play father and daughter in this TV series with my idol, Mr. Chen Daoming. "

Feeling guilty.

She was introduced to two resources, but she couldn't take them, so Mao Xiaotong planned to reveal to her that my brother would be filming an unprecedented movie next year. Not to mention other things, the investment amount alone would be as high as 250 million US dollars.

The shooting period is six months and the production period is as long as three years. After the production is completed, China Film Group, Wanda Pictures and American Legendary Pictures will distribute the film globally.

But before she could say anything, Mao Xiaotong felt her eyes go dark, and a man suddenly stood in front of her.

"Uh..., brother, are you back from the United States?"

Seeing Yang Hao, Mao Xiaotong stood up from the recliner in surprise before he could hang up the phone.

"I'm back. I'm back a long time ago."

Yang Hao smiled and stretched out his hand to rub the cheap sister's head.

"Where are dad and mom?

Have you started cooking?

It's now 12:10. In order to catch the flight, I didn't have breakfast on Hong Kong Island in the morning. Now I'm so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back. "

"I started cooking. I started cooking early because we usually have lunch at 12:30."

At this point, Mao Xiaotong stopped, turned around and shouted into the Yangchun Pig's Trotters shop.

"Mom and Dad, your precious son Yang Hao is back. Oh... and he said he is about to starve to death."