Director, please respect yourself

"Brother, what's your name? How long have you been imitating Yang Hao? How much money have you earned?"

"Well…"

Following the person who looked like the assistant director as he walked into Hengdian Film and Television City, Yang Hao was confused all the way. To put it simply, he didn't understand what he meant at all?

What does it mean for me to imitate Yang Hao?

My buddy is Yang Hao, okay? !

"Excuse me, huh?

It's right to think about it. After all, your parents gave you one face, but you ended up with another face.

But it doesn’t matter. In today’s society, as long as you can make money, that’s all.

I heard that among the people who imitated Yang Hao, one named Liu Wei made the most money. In the first three months of this year alone, his income reached 1.5 million.

However, it seems that Liu Wei basically travels to third- and fourth-tier cities in China, and even small counties. In small counties, he can earn 20,000 to 30,000 yuan in hard work by imitating Yang Hao and singing the song "Jiangnan Style". OK. "

After hearing this, Yang Hao finally understood what the assistant director in front of him meant.

Since "Gangnam Style" became popular internationally, I have received many business invitations, including real estate openings, shopping mall openings, platter concerts, New Year's Eve concerts on TV stations...

But when faced with these business invitations, I never went to any of them because I never thought about making money through commercial performances.

I don’t go there myself, but there is demand in the market.

Therefore, the smart Chinese people came up with a compromise and asked people to imitate themselves singing "Gangnam Style", "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky", "The Prodigal Son Returns", and even "Natural".

At first, some people just imitated their voices, but later, some boys with a similar body shape came up with the idea of ​​going to South Korea to have plastic surgery, and they just copied their own faces.

It seems that the assistant director really regards himself as [Yang Hao's imitator].

Sure enough, when Yang Hao thought of this, the assistant director smiled happily.

"Actually, brother, I think you are quite smart.

You must have read the entertainment news on the Internet and knew that Yang Hao would play Tang Monk in Zhou Xingxing's crew, so you came to Hengdian.

Just want to see if I am lucky enough to be Yang Hao's substitute, and then fly to the sky with his guidance? "

"Uh, how do you know?!"

At this time, Yang Hao finally spoke.

"Hey..., are you from Tangshan?"

"Hehe, yes, our home is not too far from Teacher Zhao Lirong's home."

"Teacher Zhao Lirong, people's artist!" The deputy director gave a thumbs up and said: "Why do I know... It's because yesterday, our crew also had an imitator of Yang Hao, who seemed to be called Lu Chao, but... After Sister Mi's on-site appraisal, he was only six points similar to Yang Hao.

Oh, right.

Do you know who is called Sister Mi? "

"You know, she is the girl who is very popular in the TV series "Palace", right?"

In this way, the two of them walked into the film and television city while chatting, and soon came to the Qin Palace Scenic Area, but before they entered, the assistant director suddenly stopped.

"what's your name?"

"Huang Zhaoguo." Yang Hao said his pseudonym without hesitation.

"Well, Huang Zhaoguo, there is a situation that I want to explain to you.

Originally, today's scene required 50 extras, who would play the roles of pedestrians walking up and down the street, and you were the 50th one. They all went in to change clothes.

Now it is your turn.

However, I think your image and temperament are good, and you should be suitable for a role with lines. How about this, I will arrange for you to have a big role with about 15 lines.

And the pay is also quite high, about 500 yuan today, and there are chicken legs in the lunch. "

Speaking of this, the assistant director stopped and looked at Yang Hao meaningfully.

Yang Hao was stunned for a moment, then smiled. He took out four hundred-dollar bills from his pocket, pressed them into his palm, and stretched them out to him.

"Director, thank you for your support. I understand the rules."

"Ha ha…"

The assistant director laughed, shook hands with Yang Hao, and the four hundred-dollar bills fell into his hands very smoothly.

"Okay, Xiao Huang, you go change clothes.

Just tell the costumer that the role you are going to play today is the coachman of Ruji, the daughter of Marquis Changting, and ask him to change into a clean costume for you. "

"Okay, thank you director, but you are..."

"Wang Chengyou!"

The assistant director smiled and said, "Go and tell the costumer that Assistant Director Wang Chengyou asked me to play Ruji's coachman."

………

Yang Hao had a lot of experience in Zhang Yimou's costume drama group.

"A City of Golden Armor", "Hero", "House of Flying Daggers", "Three Guns to Surprise"...

But no matter which costume drama it is by Zhang Yimou, the costumes in the crew are all beautiful. There are special costume designs and special costume production companies. Even for a very ordinary small role, the costumes are all made As good as it gets.

But on the set of "Legend of Tiger Talisman", the costumes of the extras are really hard to describe. Not to mention that the clothes exude a very unpleasant smell, and the toes of the shoes are exposed.

Yang Hao walked to the place where the extras received their costumes and almost smoked out this morning's breakfast.

Fortunately, though, the costumes of the characters with lines were relatively clean, at least they didn't have that foul smell.

When he came to the clothing store, Yang Hao reported Wang Chengyou's name, and the clothing store happily gave him a blue robe, a pair of black boots and a black servant hat.

"handsome guy…"

"Um?"

Yang Hao took the clothes and was about to leave, but his sleeves were grabbed by the clothes.

"20, 20 yuan, I'll find someone to do your makeup."

"okay!"

After a moment's hesitation, Yang Hao took out 100 yuan from his pocket and handed it over.

"Okay, young man, there is a future!"

The clothes are very particular. I took 100 yuan and got 80 yuan back.

"Go to the front, yes, where is the temporary dressing room.

No, it's not in the temporary dressing room, but there is a bench under the tree outside the dressing room. As soon as you sit on the bench, say that it was introduced by Li Ying, and someone will immediately come out to help you put on makeup. "

"OK, thanks!"

Coming to this crew called "Legend of Tiger Talisman", Yang Hao really gained experience, and there are really many layers of skinning here.

The salary was obviously 500 yuan, but in the blink of an eye, there was only 80 left, but as I went on, I didn’t know if I needed to pay more.

………

Yang Mi was a little excited.

Last night, I shared my joy with Yang Hao who wanted to drink cold water and was afraid of stuffing his teeth. I secretly kissed Yang Hao on the plane.

I wanted to drink cold water and was afraid of stuffing my teeth, but instead of saying that I was a nymphomaniac, I said that he understood me very well because it was really hard to have a crush on someone.

When I'm in a happy mood, I can recite my lines very quickly. Originally, I would need an assistant to set up a blackboard as a teleprompter for long lines, but now I don't need that because I have memorized the lines completely.

After reciting the lines, Yang Mi stood up from the chair under the parasol and prepared to walk to the filming location to practice her moves with her old partner Feng Shaofeng, but before she could walk over, she was stunned.

Oh my God!

Mom, what did I see?

Yang Hao actually came to the crew of "Legend of Tiger Talisman" to be an extra? !